Hilarious Wolf Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Wolf Jokes

I taught a wolf to meditate Now he’s aware wolf

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Three Blondes Three blondes are hiking in the woods when they see some tracks.

1st blonde: Look guys, deer tracks!

2nd blonde: No, stupid, they're wolf tracks!

3rd blonde: You guys are both dumb, they're clearly bear tracks!

Then they got hit by a train.

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A fox, a wolf and a weasel all go to a restaurant. The waitress comes over and asks what they want to drink.
"Water" says the Fox,
"Coffee" growls the Wolf,
And "Pop!" Goes the Weasel!

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Two blondes are in the woods looking at a set of tracks. "They're wolf tracks," says the first.

"No way! Those are fox tracks!" Exclaims the second.

The two fight back and forth so loud they didn't hear the train coming.

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So the “Wolf of Wall Street” has the f word used 569 times making almost 3 times a minute That record was broken by my dad this afternoon while trying to assemble an ikea tv stand

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I taught my wolf to meditate He's aware wolf now

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What do you call a wolf that's aware of its surroundings? Awarewolf

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What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on? An unaware wolf.

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What do you call a cautious wolf? Awarewolf

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What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome? A Dog.

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Three blondes girls were walking in the woods and came upon tracks..... The first one said, "Look, it's deer tracks."

The second one said, "No, it's wolf tracks"

and before the third one could answer, they got hit by a train

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What do you call a disoriented lycanthrope? A where wolf

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Two blondes go hiking. Two blondes go hiking and come across some tracks. The first blonde stops and says they are wolf tracks, while the second blonde says they are bear tracks. After an hour of arguing the train runs them over.

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What do you call a wolf that has things figured out? Aware wolf.

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What's the singular form of 'werewolves'? I am a wolf

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Three blondes are walking around. They suddenly stumble apron some tracks. The first blonde says "those are deer tracks" the send blonde says "those are wolf tracks!" The third blonde says" no, those are bear tracks!" And then the train hit them

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What do you call a wolf you cant find? A where wolf.

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The Wolf of Wall Street broke the record for saying the f-word 506 times The previous record was held by my dad putting together a table from IKEA.

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I was trying to find out where my local pelt-merchant was hosting a “Lupine Designs” fashion gala for his fellow lycanthropes this year So I asked “Where is the werewolf’s wolf-wares warehouse where werewolves wear wolves’ wares?”

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The sentence "I'm aware" isn't very scary Unless you put Wolf on the end.

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What does a wolf hunter consider success? Smoking a pack a day.

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I was cured of lycanthropy. Now I'm a were-wolf.

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What do you call a wolf that nobody can find? A wherewolf

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What do you call a careful wolf? A werewolf.

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At a psychiatric ward: “Doctor, what should we do with the new guy in room 6? He believes he’s a wolf.”
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Doctor: “Whatever you do, don’t let his grandmother visit!”

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What do you call a house that turns into a wolf during a full moon? A warehouse.

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Three hunters find a set of tracks in the woods The first hunter says, “Hey guys, I think these are moose tracks!”

The second one says, “No, I’m pretty sure these are wolf tracks.”

The third one didn’t say anything, because they all got hit by a train.

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You've heard of "boy who cried wolf", but what about "man who cried pig"? I heard the rest of the blind date was pretty awkward!

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I taught a wolf how to meditate Now it's aware wolf

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What do you call a large dog that meditates? Aware wolf.

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if a were-wolf doesn't know that he is a were-wolf, He is unaware-wolf!

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What did the taxi driver say to the wolf? Where-wolf.

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What do you call a sleeping wolf? An unawarewolf.

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I was sat across from a screaming child on the train the other day... ... He was so loud I could hear him through my wolf mask.

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So this is society.. Muslim Shooter = entire religion guilty

Black Shooter = entire race guilty

White shooter = mentally troubled lone wolf

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I think there is nothing cooler than being a lone wolf. except for at wolf picnics, when you don't have a partner for the wolf wheelbarrow races.

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Why did Mozart kill his chicken? It kept saying "BACH BACH BACH"

Why did Mozart kill his other chicken?

To impress his Wolf-gang.

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I think there's nothing cooler than being a lone wolf ...except at wolf picnics, when you don't have a partner for the wolf wheelbarrow races.

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What Chinese name means 'wolf'? Hau Ling.

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New Wolf Jokes

What did the sheep do when it saw a wolf near them? It cried wolf.

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Whats the worst part sbout a divorce with all these Brexit shenanigans? A wolf's teeth are only as wide as they can french butter.

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Do you know what a reverse werewolf is? When a wolf sees a person and turns into the moon.

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I was sat across from a screaming child on the train the other day they were so loud i could hear then through my Wolf Mask

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Make sure we heed the Big Bad Wolf's warning... "Then IRMA huff and IRMA puff and IRMA blow your house down" -Big Bad Wolf

Make sure to stay safe everyone Harvey was devastating we need to prepare ourselves.

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Did you hear about the wolf that left his pack for banking? He's a loan wolf now.

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What's the first thing the taxi driver said to the wolf? Werewolf

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What did the taxi driver first say to the wolf? Werewolf

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If the Wolf from "Three Little Pigs" attended Hogwarts, which house would he be placed in? Huffnpuff

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