Youtube Jokes

Looking back, I'm glad I didn't get that YouTube internship I really dodged a bullet

My 6 year old son told me this one. "What do you call a snowman that's having a threesome with two hot princesses?" I slapped my son and abruptly deleted his youtube kids app.

I miss the days when the Annoying Orange was just a fictional youtube character And not the President of the United States.

What do you call a werewolf on YouTube? A Lycansubscribe.

My wife thinks that my obsesion with Youtube is killing our marriage Well do you think that it is? Comment down below! Like and sub to my channel.

One day Facebook, YouTube and Twitter will merge. It will be called YouTwitFace.

If you have a child, you can name them “one million subscribers on YouTube” Then you can tell people you hit one million subscribers on YouTube

Remember: YouTube is a private company that can do whatever it wants. It’s not like it’s a bakery or something.

How do you support a werewolves YouTube channel? You lycan subscribe.

Netflix’s original content has some stiff competition. I heard they’re shooting something at YouTube HQ today.

As I watched an ongoing fued between two YouTube makeup influencers I couldnt help but wonder... Was this because their relationship was based on a bad foundation?

You know you're wrong... when YouTube commenters start agreeing with you.

Why do fishermen get so many views on YouTube? Clickbait

I want to make a sad YouTube channel where I compress soda cans I'll name it "Soda Pressing"

How do all these anti-Trump Youtube videos make it to Trending in a matter of minutes? Fake views.

What’s so scary about a white person in prison You know he did it

This ain’t mine btw I got it from youtube

What happened when Dracula uploaded illegal content to YouTube? A count suspended.

How do you support a werewolf's YouTube channel? Lycan subscribe

Youtube was taken offline by the courts today for their search algorithm was facilitating paedophelia. Their lawyers appealed the verdict immediately. But they only got an automated answer that told them to reapply in 30 days.

As the YouTube makeup influencers feuded with each other i couldn't help but wonder... Had their relationship been built using a bad *foundation?*

I want to work for YouTube. It sounds so easy! All you have to do is remove a few lines of code everyday!

Why did Logan Paul return to Youtube? He didn't want to leave his fans hanging

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase? They both want to unzip your genes!



credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

I wish Youtube would only allow videos in 1080p or higher from next year on That would be a nice New Year's resolution.

I uploaded a video to YouTube of me filming around my windowless house. Zero views.

What do Baptist churches and YouTube comment sections have in common? They both claim that they're first.

The shooter at YouTube... Was removed because her content violated YouTube's terms of service.

Sorry about that

So Germany is going to fine companies that fail to remove hate speech and terrorist related content... Maybe instead of companies like YouTube manually checking videos, they should just Autobahn.

They said if you put a million monkeys on typewriters they'd eventually bang out a work of art. Well, I've been reading the YouTube comment section for years and haven't seen a single line of Shakespeare.

Why is it called Youtube Red? Why not just call it RedTube?

I’m starting a YouTube channel about my fixation with lizards and snakes. What am I going to call it? A Reptile Dysfunction

I’m a bit skeptical about YoutubeTV... If I know YouTube they’ll start demonetizing all the channels in no time

US Representatives are like the dislike button on Youtube comments They are supposed to be there to represent your dissent and anger, but never actually do.

I type 75 words per minute... Or 450 words per minute when I'm trying to hit the "t" in YouTube before YouPorn pops up.

If I went on a hiking date with YouTube, I’d say to her... ...”You put the ‘Ad’ in my ‘-venture!’”

What does the smartphone say to the pipe? iPhone, YouTube, WeChat.

(Sorry, is this taken?)

TIL: Amy Winehouse spent the last moment of her life watching her own video clips on Youtube before her death. She must have read the comments.

2016 is like... A 30 second ad on YouTube that you can't skip

What's a Terrorists favourite category to watch on YouTube? Trending. Because all the videos there blow up.