Hilarious Acne Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Acne Jokes

What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne waits untill a boy's 12 before it comes on his face.

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Last night I dated a blind woman At one point she ran her hands over my cheeks and mistook my acne for braille. Boy, was my face read.

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What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.

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What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne usually waits until you're 13 before coming on your face.

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What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until you're 13 before it comes on your face.

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Why is acne better than a catholic priest? At least acne waits till a kid is 14 to come on his face.

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What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and Acne? Acne waits until you're 12 before it comes on your face.

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I don't want acne, But bacteria in cyst

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What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits until puberty to come on a boy's face

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What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you hit puberty

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What’s the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits till you're 14 to come on your face

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What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits til you hit puberty to come all over your face.

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What’s the difference between a priest and acne? Acne comes on a child after they’re 12.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he hits puberty.

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Whats the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face.

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What’s the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits until puberty to come on a kid’s face.

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Whats the difference between a priest and acne? One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

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What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're a teen.

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What’s the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne doesn’t come on your face until you’re a teenager.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits till puberty to come on a boys face

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What's the difference between acne and a Catholic Priest? Acne waits till you hit puberty before coming on your face

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne usually won't come on a child's face until they're 13/14 years old

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Priest and acne. What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne usually waits until a boy is twelve to come on his face.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a person's face until he hits 13.

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Whats the difference between catholic priests and acne? One doesn't come on your face until your at least 13

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What's the difference between a Priest and Acne? Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face

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Whats the difference between a Pope and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he is around 12.

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What’s the difference between Acne and a Catholic Priest ? Acne only comes on a boys face when he’s twelve.

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Whats the difference between a Priest and Acne? *Acne waits until you're a teen to come on your face*

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? [personal favorites] Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he's thirteen.

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What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face

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I've been locked in a room to cure my acne. I haven't broken out yet.

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How can you tell when you have really bad acne? When blind people start trying to read your face.

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If I had a pimple for every time a child told me about my acne I’d look like I do now

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What's the difference between a priest and acne? The acne waited till I was a teenager to come on my face...

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Do you know the difference between acne and a Catholic Priest? Acne waits until after puberty to come on your face

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If acne on your back is "back-ne"... Then what is acne on your knee called?

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"How can you tell your acne is really starting to get out of hand? When the blind start reading your face

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How do you know when you have a really bad casase of acne? When the blind start trying to read your face

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New Acne Jokes

What do priests and acne scars have in common? Their coverup is achieved through the systematic application of foundation.

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What did the bacteria say when the acne started developing the second time? I'm bac.

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What do you call a crime boss with acne? A pimple

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Did you know that Harry Houdini struggled mightily with acne growing up? His skin was always breaking out.

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What do a priest and acne have in common? Both come on your face during your teens

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What do you call a kid with one leg, one eye, one arm, asthma and tons of acne? Names.

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I'm not saying my acne was bad at school, but when one boy asked the science teacher how many planets there were in the galaxy... The teacher said, "Less than there are on his face."

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How can you tell your acne is really starting to get out of hand? The blind start reading your face.

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What video game causes acne? Atari Breakout

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How do you know when you have really bad acne? The blind can read your face.

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What the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12

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How do you know when you have bad acne? When the blind try to read your face.

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What's the difference between pedophiles and acne? Acne waits until you're 13.

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