Hilarious Adhd Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Adhd Jokes

How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb? Lets go ride our bikes

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Man: "Doctor, I think I have ADHD: I can't remember where I parked my Ford!" Doctor: "That's not how ADHD works..."
Man: "But I keep losing my Focus!"

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I started a camp for kids with ADHD. It's a Concentration camp.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? LETS GO RIDE BIKES

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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My doctor diagnosed me with schizophrenia and ADHD. Which means I hear voices but not for long enough to drive me insane.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to scew in a light bulb? Let's go ride bikes!

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I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep... 1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. *Old MacDonald had a farm* and bingo was his name-o!

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I have ADHD How do I upgrade to AD4K?

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What happens when you leave your ADHD medication in your Ford Fiesta? It turns into a Ford Focus.

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Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer? (Dark) At a concentration camp.

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What do we want? More research into a cure for ADHD! When do we want it? Let's play swingball!

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Where should children with ADHD be sent? A Concentration Camp!

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Joke my 9 year old daughter, Emma made up: What kind of list does Emma have a hard time with? List-ening!

(She has ADHD)

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I started a camp for kids with ADHD but nobody showed up. I guess calling it Concentration Camp was a bad idea.

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Where do you send Jewish kids with ADHD? Concentration Camp

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna ride our bicycles?

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Where do Jewish kids with ADHD go for summer? Concentration camp.

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Where does a Jew with ADHD go? a Concentration Camp.

(It flared it religion when its suppose to be a pun?)

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What's the difference between ADD and ADHD? ADHD comes in clearer.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride bikes!

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I just sat down to write a joke about my ADHD. Oh wait, a Buzzfeed quiz.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let’s go play on our bikes.

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I have compiled a list of the 10 worst things about my ADHD. 1.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? LET'S GO RIDE OUR BIKES!!

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Did you heard about the suicide bomber with ADHD?? His brain was everywhere

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I took Adderall for my ADHD I started focusing on my distractions better.

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Where do you send someone with ADHD for summer? A concentration camp.

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If you have a camp to help people with ADHD... would it be called a concentration camp?

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My sister is fat so they sent her to a weight loss camp.... I have ADHD, so they're sending me to a concentration camp

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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High quality ads can be really bad for you. They can cause ADHD.

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Where do responsible parents send children with ADHD over the summer? Concentration Camps

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You think ADHD is a big problem now? 80 years ago there were millions of people in camps trying to concentrate.

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Where do all kids with ADHD go Concentration camps

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What’s the best way to deal with kids with ADHD? Send them to a concentration camp.

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Where did the Jewish boy go to get rid of his ADHD problem? Concentration Camp.

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When I was a kid I was best friends with twins. Turns out it was just one kid with ADHD

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My son, who has ADHD, has been taking meds to help him run faster. He's now AD480p.

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New Adhd Jokes

Where do ADHD kids spend their Summer? Concentration camp

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I’m prescribed ADHD medicine but I don’t take it every day Today I took my medicine. It is a methylpheni-day

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My kid has Attention Deficit Disorder so I have sent him to a summer camp for kids with ADHD. It's known as a Concentration Camp.

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I tried to set up a new summer school in Isreal ... For kids with ADHD, but now I am told the name of it, Jewish Concentration Camp won’t work 🧐

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People think I have ADHD and I really don't.. To prove it I'll give you 10 reasons why Football is better than rugby

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What do you call someone who has ADHD and crabs. Fidget pubes.

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Where do kids with ADHD go during summer break? Concentration camp.

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Everybody in my family has a disorder. My mom's depressed, my dad has ADHD, and my brother has autism. There's nothing wrong with me though. I'm perfect.

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I'm starting a school for kids with ADHD. I'm calling it a Concentration Camp.

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Have you heard of the new successful therapy for ADHD/ADD patients? It's called Concentration camp therapy.

(Sorry for untasteful reference)

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Where do you put people with ADHD? A concentration camp

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What do you do with a Jewish person that has ADHD? Put them in a concentration camp...

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Where do people with ADHD go? To concentration camps.

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