Hilarious African Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest African Jokes

I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa. Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waste.

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I met a North African girl the other night, we spoke for hours. We just clicked.

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How can you tell the difference between an Indian and African elephant? One of them is an elephant

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Mexican and African jokes are all pretty much the same.... Once you’ve heard Juan, you’ve heard Jamal...

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Why did the African 3 year old cry? He was having a mid life crisis

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why was the 6 month old African baby crying? It was having a mid life crisis

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Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump? Because orange is the new black.

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An African American woman has 5 son's, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How do you tell them apart? By their last names.

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So an African woman named Betty walked into a butcher and asked if they had beef. The Butcher replied "No, Black Betty, ham or lamb."

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I met my wife in an African Languages class. We just clicked.

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What's the difference between an African and an Indian Elephant One of them is an elephant

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I met my girlfriend at an African language class... We just clicked!

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What's the difference between an Indian and an African elephant? One is an elephant.

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Why was 1 year old African baby crying? It was having a midlife crisis

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If two impoverished African nations went into battle against each other... ... Would that be a third-world war?

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Why did the three year old African boy buy a red convertible? He was having a midlife crisis.

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I'm so proud of my African pen pal. He told me he hasn't had a drink in days. That's the spirit! Keep it up pal.

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Why was the 2 month old African baby crying? It was having its mid-life crisis.

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What's the difference between an Indian and an African elephant? One of them isn't an elephant.

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What do you call five African-Americans born together? Triplets.

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I was talking to a hot North African girl for hours. We just clicked

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I dated an African girl.... we just clicked

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I was talking to a North African girl in her native language for hours. We just clicked.

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What's the difference between a South African prison and Leonardo Dicaprio? A South African prison has an Oscar

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I failed my biology test today. The question was: "What is commonly found in cells?"

Apparently, "African Americans" wasn't the correct answer.

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Why do African Americans always have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot

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How is a punchline like a starving African child? If you spend too much time explaining why it's funny, it dies.

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at the roulette table when..... I was just about to place my chips on the roulette table at the casino when the African man standing next to me gave me a nudge and said, "Black, 33."

I shook his hand and said, "White, 28."

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I heard someone compare African countries to trashcans I don’t think that’s a good comparison. My trashcan has food in it.

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Why does Stephen Hawking date African Americans? Because he loves to study black holes.

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Why did the 3 year old African child cry? He was going through a mid-life crisis.

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Why was the 3 year old African child crying? He was going through a midlife crisis.

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What's the best way to tell the difference between an Indian and an African elephant? One of them is an elephant.

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Why wouldn't the four month old African stop crying? He was going through a midlife crisis

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Which city is the South African Superman from? Cape Town

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what do you call a 9 year old african boy crying on his knees Midlife crisis

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What do you get when you cross a Vietnamese person, and an African American? Vinegar.

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What's the resemblance between a bungeejump and a african whorehouse? If the rubber blows, you're dead

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A English teacher says to a African student.. "okay you're doing really good with your English, I would like you to use the word dandelion in a sentence" the student replies "ohh that is easy, The giraffe, is bigger, dan de lion"

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New African Jokes

Wanna hear a great joke about the African country Uganda? I swear Uganda like it

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An Australian, New Zealander and a South African walk into a bar and each order a beer. Bartender: Sorry, we don’t serve Bears 🐻

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Why did Elon Musk move to an African island? Because he was mad at gas car.

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Why was the 5 year old African boy crying? he was having midlife crisis

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My Dad’s step brother Tom is African American I’m not sure what to call him without offending him

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An African American guy in College ... Asks a white dude:
- Hey man where’s the color printer?
Dude replies:
- Man, it’s 2018, you can use any printer you want!

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What's an African with a white belt? An Oreo cookie.

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What do you call the single African American in a group of pot smokers? The toking black guy.

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My friend heard about an African village trying to raise enough money to sink a well for fresh water. He sent them a cheque for $100... ...I sent them a "Get well soon" card

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African Americans are such good runners because they're always outrunning the CCC Cops, cheetahs and children

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An African woman named Betty entered a butcher shop and asked if they had beef. Butcher: "No, black Betty! Ham or lamb!"

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Me (30M) can't tell if my South African friend (29F) is addicted to drugs or numbers She keeps saying she loves 'Meths'

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I asked an African man to use the word dandelion in a sentence His response was "da cheeta runs fasta dan de lion"

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Due to the negative connotation of the phrase "colored people" the NAACP is thinking about changing their name to reflect more modern terms like "African Americans" But then they said NAAAA.

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You guys see that new Black Panther Trailer yet? It's set in the vibrant and prosperous African country of Wakanda. So right off the bat you know its fiction

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Why was the three year old African kid crying? Because he was having a mid-life crisis.

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If you're addicted to “meth”, you're either a drug addict... or a South African addicted to numbers.

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An African woman named Betty went to a butcher and asked for beef. The butcher replied, "No, black Betty! Ham or lamb."

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The NAACP was thinking of changing their name to the National Association for the Advancement of African Americans Then they decided naaaa

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I am throwing an African themed party tonight... ... there is no food and drinks are 12 miles away.

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Man walks into an African restaurant and orders the most typical African dish... ...the waiter brings him an empty dish.

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I’ve just watched a distressing film on how African children have to walk up to ten miles to bring water to their village. I think it was far fetched.

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What's an African's favourite type of tea? Poverty.

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What do you call a person who is half African? Halfrican.

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In the past, African slaves were very expensive, because the only place to get them was on the black market.

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I went on a date with a lovely African lady We just sat and clicked for hours!

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got in trouble for helping an African co-worker with the crossword during break. apparently the answer to the clue, Word with "black" or "photo", is not "shoot".

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I love hanging out with my African friend We kind of just click

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I'm very proud of my African pen pal. He told me he hasn't had a drink in days!

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What's a Black Adder? An African American Accountant.

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Did you hear about the 9 year old African boy? He was going through a midlife crisis.

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If an African country developes a nuke will it be called the N-Bomb.

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Why was the 3 year old African kid sad? He was facing a mid-life crisis

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Have you eaten African food before??? No? Neither have they.

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So the teacher asks So the teacher asks an African student to use the word dandelion in a sentence.
The student says: the cheetah can run faster dandelion.

Ba-dum-tss.

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Is is hard to impersonate an African man native to Thailand? I just really want to get into one of those black Thai events.

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An African-American woman walks into a sandwich shop An African-American woman called Betty walks into a sandwich shop, and asks if they are serving pork sandwiches.

The man replies, "No Black Betty it's ham or lamb."

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There was this African joke going around.. ...but it died off pretty quickly.

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Why do african kids get off school earlier than american kids? they dont need a lunch break

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Why do African newborn babies cry? They have a midlife crisis.

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Why are African children always crying? They're having a midlife crisis.

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3 guys walk into a bar... One of them is Mexican, another African and an American. The American looks at the other two and says "is this some kind of joke?"

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What happens when you feed a starving african? 10 starving africans

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What is happening to the 10 year old African child? He was having his midlife crisis.

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Why do you never see an African in Olympic swimming? You need water to swim

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Only African people will get this Ebola

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"Betty White" What the African American said when he heard there was a new Pope.

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What do you mean you can't sell African Americans anymore? Haven't you seen the black market?

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What's it called when a 12 year old African boy that's crying? A mid-life crisis

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Why could nobody win a dance off at the annual African American ball? Because it was a black tie event

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This might be a bit rascist: What do you call an African American Houdini? Black Magic

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An African and a parrot went to a tavern they ask for a beer...

and the Barman asks: where did you find this animal?

and the Parrot responds: In Africa.

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Black Betty An African lady named Betty came into a restaurant and asked the server, "Is there any chicken on the menu?" The server replied, "No, Black Betty, it's ham or lamb."

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An American SJW takes a trip to the United Kingdom. While standing in line for lunch one day, she hears a man behind her being called, "black."

She quickly turns around and says "no, don't say that. He's African American."

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What do you call a Hindu South African? Nelson Mandala.

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Where do African cannibals get their food from? Blackpeoplemeat.com

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Why are so many African Americans moving to Detroit? Because they hear there are no jobs there.

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Why was the 6 month old African baby crying? (x-post from ImGoingToHellForThis) It was having a mid-life crisis.

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Whats the difference between a South African tourist and a racist? About a week or so

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It's not PC to give your wife a black eye You should really be giving her an african american eye

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