Hilarious Alligator Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Alligator Jokes

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What happens when an alligator drives a boat? He becomes a navigator

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A man walks into a bar with his pet alligator He asks, _"Do you serve lawyers here?"_

The bartender says, _"Yes, of course we do!"_

The man says, _"OK, I'll have a beer for myself and a lawyer for my alligator."_

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What do you call an alligator with a map? A Navigator.

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Did you hear about the alligator who couldn't get a hard-on? He had a reptile dysfunction.

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Zoology Tip You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.

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What do you call a alligator in a vest? An investigator

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

Want to hear a joke about butter? [OK]
Well I butter not tell you, you might spread it.

does anyone have any more "dad jokes" similar to these?

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how do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? one will see you later,
and the other in a while

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Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet But most of them only have 4!



How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One of them sees you later, the other sees you after a while!

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What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One will see you later; the other one will see you in a while.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? an investigator. :D

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Did you hear about the Ethiopian man that fell into an alligator pit? They say he ate 7 alligators before they could drag him out of there.

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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later, or in a while.

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what do you call an alligator in a vest ? an investigator

cheers

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? Investigator

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I want to make an alligator joke... But I'm afraid I'll get carried away.

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How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One will see later, and the other one will see you after a while.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator

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What is it called when an alligator can't get an erection? A reptile dysfunction

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Made me laugh more than I should have! What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?!

An investigator.

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What's green and bad for your eyes? An alligator.

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What do you call an alligator with a gps? Navigator

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile? The spelling and pronunciation.

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator? A caiman like a wrecking ball.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator

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So I just heard there is a disease killing off the Alligator population in Florida. They all got Gatorades.

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What do you call an alligator with a GPS? What do you call an alligator with a GPS?

A Navi-Gator!

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What do you give an injured alligator? Gatorade

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Carry A Flashlight A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida.

"Is it true," the tourist asked, "that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?"

"That depends," replied the guide, "on how fast you carry the flashlight."

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Why did the alligator wear a vest? He was an investigator!

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What do you call an Alligator that wears vest? An Investigator

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An invesigator

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I'll never forget what my grandpa said right before he kicked the bucket I wonder how far I can kick this alligator

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What do you call an alligator that is constantly starting fights with his friends? [OC] An instigator.

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How do you spot the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? The most notable difference is whether you see them later or in a while.

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One of my favourites: What do you call an alligator in a vest? ...an investigator.

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I told my pet alligator to stay outside But he caiman anyway

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator...

*dry humor is dry*

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What do you call alligator weed? Croc-pot

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New Alligator Jokes

What's the difference between an alligator pharmacist and a crocodile doctor? One sees you later, the other one sees you in a while.

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What's the difference between an alligator pharmacist and a crocodile doctor? One sees you later, the other one sees you around.

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Why was the alligator making trouble? He was an instigator.

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It’s not hard to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile. You just have to pay attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.

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It's not hard to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile. One will see you later and the other will see you after while.

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What do you call an alligator who started the fight? The propagator

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What do you call a procrastinating Alligator? MaybeLater

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Mr. Alligator was 45, single, and a rampant alcoholic. He had hit croc-bottom.

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What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One will see you later and the other will see you after awhile

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What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One will see you later, the other after a while.

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What’s the Difference Between an Alligator and a Crocodile? One will see you later, the other after while

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Subreddit for these type of jokes? Is there a dedicated subreddit for joke like these?

What kinda of bee can't make up it's mind? A Maybe

What do you call and alligator who's a detective? An investigator.

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What do you call an alligator with a vest? An investigator!

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It's not that hard to tell an alligator and a crocodile apart.. One will see you later and the other will see you in a while

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