Amy Schumer Jokes

When she was growing up, everybody laughed when Amy Schumer said she wanted to be a comedian... Nobody's laughing now.

Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer
One turns to the other and asks, "does this taste funny to you?"
The other responds, "no."

Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer. One says, "Does this taste funny?".

The other says, "No".

When Amy Schumer was a child, people laughed at her when she said she’d be a comedian No one’s laughing now.

Two Cannibals Are Eating Amy Schumer One of them asks the other “Does this taste funny?” And the other says “No”

Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer The first one says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
The other one says, "No."

Say what you like about Amy Schumer She can take a joke

Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer. Cannibal 1: "Does this taste funny to you?"

Cannibal 2: "Not at all, and there's plenty to go around!"

Two cannibals were eating Amy Schumer... One cannibal says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"

And the other one goes, "No."

When Amy Schumer was growing up, everybody laughed when she said she wanted to be a comedian... Nobody is laughing now

What's the difference between racism and Amy Schumer? Amy Schumer is not funny.

When she was growing up, everybody laughed when Amy Schumer said that she wanted to be a comedian. Nobody is laughing now...

Kim Kardashian, Pitbull and Amy Schumer walk into a bar. They set it lower.

Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer... One asks "Hey, does this taste funny to you?"


The other responds "No."

Maybe the end of Amy Schumer's new show is really funny. I guess nobody will ever know.

When Amy Schumer was growing up and she told people that she wanted to be a comedian, people laughed at her. No one is laughing now.

What do you hear right before watching an hour-long compilation of different comedians' jokes? Please welcome Amy Schumer.

Had to stop following Business Insider for the headline: "Amy Schumer's new comedy movie is shockingly awful" I can't trust anybody who finds that shocking.

Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer Cannibal: does this taste funny
Other cannibal: No

Stop making jokes about how fat and disgusting Amy Schumer is. You're stealing her material.

When Amy Schumer was a kid, people laughed when they heard she wanted to be a comedian. No one's laughing now.

Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer. One says to the other "does this taste funny to you"
The other cannibal says "No".

The most attractive part of Amy Schumer is.... Her Gravitational pull.

Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer. Cannibal 1: "Does she taste funny to you?"

Cannibal 2: "No."

Two Cannibals are eating Amy Schumer.. One turns to the other and says 'Does this taste funny to you?'

The other looks back and replies 'no.'

In school, everyone laughed at Amy Schumer when she said she wanted to be a comedian. But no ones laughing now.

Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer One turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Without thinking, the other replies "not at all".

When Amy Schumer was growing up, everybody would laugh when she said she wanted to be a comedian Nobody laughs anymore

What's less funny than an Amy Schumer joke? Amy Schumer's jokes

Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer.. One looks at the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?". The other says "No, not even a little."

Amy Schumer is so unpopular now No one has even bothered to repost the two cannibals joke in months.

What do you call a funny Amy Schumer joke A miracle

Two Cyclopes are eating Amy Schumer One turns to the other and say, 'Does this taste funny to you'

The other says, 'No'

I was sad I missed a Dave Chappelle special on T.V... But then my girlfriend reminded me, I can just watch Amy Schumer to hear all his best jokes.

What's a whale's worst nightmare? Being compared to Amy Schumer

All the kids used to laugh at Amy Schumer when she said she wanted to be a comedian when she grew up. Nobody is laughing now.

When she was growing up, everybody laughed when Amy Schumer said she wanted to be a comedian. Nobody is laughing now.

When she was young, people laughed at Amy Schumer when she said she wanted to be a comedian. Guess what, no one is laughing now.

Say what you like about Amy Schumer But I've got nothing.