Bass Jokes

How do you know when a bass player and drummer are at your front door? The knocking is out of time and they don't know when to come in.

How do you get a bass player off of your porch? You pay for your pizza.

I went fishing with Skrillex once It didn't end well, he kept dropping the bass

What's white, cold, falling in winter and ending with "bass" ? The snow, dumbass.

What do you call a bass player without a GF? Homeless.

What do you call a stupid fish? A dumb bass

I'll sea myself trout

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish.... And a Bass Pro Shop salesman will eat for a lifetime.

why is the bass player stuck outside? he doesn't know when to come in and can't find the right key anyway

I was listening to some music with my friend and he told me "you should turn the bass down on your speaker". It was sound advice.

What's the difference between a bass player and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why can't you go fishing with Skrillex? Because he always drops the bass.

What do you call a dog who likes a lot of bass in his music? A Sub-Woofer.

Why are DJ's so bad at fishing? Because they're always dropping the Bass.

Why was the bass player arrested? He was caught fingering A minor.

What do you do when a bass player shows up at your front door? Pay him for the pizza.

So the bass clef said to the treble clef Don't take that tone with me

What’s yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono.

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The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album. It’s mostly drum and bass.

You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass!

How long does it take to tune a double bass? Nobody knows.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? Dam.


What did the dam say to the fish?
Dumb bass.

Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught? He kept dropping the bass

Why did Pee Wee Herman win the annual bass fishing contest? Experts say it's because he was a master baiter.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a bass guitarist? A large pizza can feed a family of four!

I went fishing and caught a bass, a catfish and a hammerfer. What's a hammerfer? Fer driving nails.

My 8year old friend thinks this is the greatest joke, I thought so too when I was his age.

My rock band got a gig at the baseball game. I played first bass.

Why did the pirate's rap song become such a hit? The bass was pegged, his hook was just right, and it made all the girls shake they booty.

Why did the black guy pick the music system with the loudest bass? It was his favorite sterotype.

What do you call a dog that barks in bass? A sub-woofer

Why can't you take Skrillex fishing? He's always dropping the bass.

What do you call a bass player who can get by without a girlfriend? A Master-Bassist

If I were to drop LSD at a dubstep concert.... Would the acid neutralize the bass?

I went fishing recently and caught a 20lb sea bass. I tried to mount it But I was arrested for indecent exposure.

Women don't like bass players, apparently... Whenever I say I like thick G-strings they allways walk away, I don't know why.

What do you call a retarted fish A dum bass

Why wasn't Skrillex allowed on the fishing trip? He keeps dropping the bass

Why was the EDM producer bad at fishing? Because he kept dropping the bass

What happens when a DJ is playing a song with a small bass drop? The crowd goes mild.

I asked a bass what he thought fishing... He said, "I didn't like at first, but now I'm Hooked!"

My friend said he's learning bass guitar... ...Something about this sounds fishy.