Hilarious Bass Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Bass Jokes

How do you know when a bass player and drummer are at your front door? The knocking is out of time and they don't know when to come in.

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How do you get a bass player off of your porch? You pay for your pizza.

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I went fishing with Skrillex once It didn't end well, he kept dropping the bass

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What's white, cold, falling in winter and ending with "bass" ? The snow, dumbass.

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What do you call a bass player without a GF? Homeless.

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What do you call a stupid fish? A dumb bass

I'll sea myself trout

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Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish.... And a Bass Pro Shop salesman will eat for a lifetime.

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why is the bass player stuck outside? he doesn't know when to come in and can't find the right key anyway

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I was listening to some music with my friend and he told me "you should turn the bass down on your speaker". It was sound advice.

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What's the difference between a bass player and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why can't you go fishing with Skrillex? Because he always drops the bass.

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What do you call a dog who likes a lot of bass in his music? A Sub-Woofer.

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Why are DJ's so bad at fishing? Because they're always dropping the Bass.

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Why was the bass player arrested? He was caught fingering A minor.

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What do you do when a bass player shows up at your front door? Pay him for the pizza.

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So the bass clef said to the treble clef Don't take that tone with me

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What’s yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono.

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The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album. It’s mostly drum and bass.

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You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass!

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How long does it take to tune a double bass? Nobody knows.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? Dam.

What did the dam say to the fish?
Dumb bass.

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Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught? He kept dropping the bass

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Why did Pee Wee Herman win the annual bass fishing contest? Experts say it's because he was a master baiter.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a bass guitarist? A large pizza can feed a family of four!

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I went fishing and caught a bass, a catfish and a hammerfer. What's a hammerfer? Fer driving nails.

My 8year old friend thinks this is the greatest joke, I thought so too when I was his age.

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My rock band got a gig at the baseball game. I played first bass.

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Why did the pirate's rap song become such a hit? The bass was pegged, his hook was just right, and it made all the girls shake they booty.

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Why did the black guy pick the music system with the loudest bass? It was his favorite sterotype.

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What do you call a dog that barks in bass? A sub-woofer

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Why can't you take Skrillex fishing? He's always dropping the bass.

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What do you call a bass player who can get by without a girlfriend? A Master-Bassist

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If I were to drop LSD at a dubstep concert.... Would the acid neutralize the bass?

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I went fishing recently and caught a 20lb sea bass. I tried to mount it But I was arrested for indecent exposure.

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Women don't like bass players, apparently... Whenever I say I like thick G-strings they allways walk away, I don't know why.

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What do you call a retarted fish A dum bass

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Why wasn't Skrillex allowed on the fishing trip? He keeps dropping the bass

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Why was the EDM producer bad at fishing? Because he kept dropping the bass

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What happens when a DJ is playing a song with a small bass drop? The crowd goes mild.

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I asked a bass what he thought fishing... He said, "I didn't like at first, but now I'm Hooked!"

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My friend said he's learning bass guitar... ...Something about this sounds fishy.

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New Bass Jokes

Bass guitar is so easy to learn... ...Even bass* players can do it.

*For bass players the joke is you’re dumb.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a bass player? Pizza can feed family of four.

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I like fishig with Skrillex... But there's one problem... He alvays drops the Bass (: BADUMTSSS

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Q: How do you know when a Bass player is successful? A: His girlfriend has a job.

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A British bass player walks into a bar. Bartender says "You've got a steering wheel in your pants."

Bass player says "I know. It's driving me nuts."

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You can tune a guitar but you can't tune a fish Unless you play bass

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What do you throw at a drowning bass player ? His amp.

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Why was the bass player the most popular person in the band? He was a need to know bassist.

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Why do pirates like the treble in songs over the bass? Because they like the high C's

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What was the most popular dish on the rave cruise ship? Sea Bass

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a rave DJ? The DJ drops the bass.

Trump's base drops him.

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How are women and bass guitars similar. It's a good idea to trim your nails before fingering them.

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What allowed the B boys to make it in hip hop and drum n bass? The A men break

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What musical instrument do you get if you fill a 55-gallon drum with fish? A bass drum.

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I went fishing with Skrillex once. We had to go home early though, he kept dropping the bass.

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My friend caught the biggest sea bass I have ever seen. You'll never going to believe what he used on the hook. Click bait

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The pun-ishment of notes When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.

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I was going to make a bass joke but I dropped it

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What's Hitlers favourite Drum & Bass tune? The Nein.

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What do women and bass guitars have in common? You have to slap them for people to think you're a good player

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I had a paper with a joke about the bass written on it But I dropped it

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How does a bass player turn off the lights before bed? He closes the car door.

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