Bipolar Jokes

I hate being bipolar. It's awesome

How do you bid farewell to a sexually open Arctic animal with a mental disorder. "Bye bye bi bipolar polar bear!"

I hate being bipolar It's fantastic

I hate being bipolar.. It's great.

Being Bipolar sucks... I love it

My mate went to Alaska and fell in love with both a male and female bear... He's Bipolar..

Found the source of the world's problems. It's bipolar.

Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist? Because it was bipolar.

I went to a swimming pool with my bipolar friend He dissolved

Yo momma so fat... She is geographically bipolar.

I really hate being bipolar. It's awesome!

The thing I hate most about being Bipolar? It’s awesome!

My band is called Bipolar We play mood swing...

Sexually and mentally confused white bear Bipolar bear

What's the difference between a bipolar person and a loft full of lemons? One's a bit erratic and the other's a bitter attic.

Everybody says the World is depressing Well, it is bipolar...

Bipolar.com seems to be down. Oh, no sorry, it's back up again.

My girlfriend is so bipolar! She's either inflated, or deflated and hidden.

I checked out a brothel and spent time with a bipolar asian girl last night Dont think I'll be ordering sweet & sour off the menu again any time soon

I've been diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder, I have mixed feelings about it.

What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes? A bipolar bear.

Why did the bear beat his wife, eat their children and leave for the arctic? Because he was bipolar.

I really hate being bipolar... ...it's great!

I just read a book about Bipolar Disorder. One hand I liked it and sent it to everyone I know, on the other hand I burned it and my house down.

I met a guy with a girlfriend in the arctic and a boyfriend in Antarctica... Bipolar

My doctor just told me I have bipolar disorder. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so I did both.

Little known fact about polar bears: They love the cold. Maybe that's widely known. On the other hand, Bipolar bears sometimes love it, sometimes hate it.

I just got home from the psychiatrist and got some good and some bad news The bad news: I got a bipolar disorder. And the good news: I got a
bipolar disorder.

I hate being Bipolar It's the best

Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist? He was bipolar.

Did you hear Earth is seeking psychiatric help? It's bipolar...

After my doctor diagnosed me as bipolar I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

My girlfriend told me I am probably bipolar and that I need to take medication. Idk if I should though, I’ve got mixed feelings about it.

What do you call a bear that's into both males and females? Bipolar

Travel advisory: Polar bears visiting the South Pole have been reporting extreme manic depression. It's not easy being bipolar.

We should care more about the mental health of batteries.. They are all bipolar.

What train did santa go on when he couldn't make his mind up? The Bipolar Express

My girlfriend said she was "Bi". Little did I know she meant bipolar...

Do you know what makes our planet such a crazy place? It's bipolar.