Bipolar Jokes

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Funniest Bipolar Jokes

I hate being bipolar. It's awesome

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Funny Bipolar Jokes
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How do you bid farewell to a sexually open Arctic animal with a mental disorder. "Bye bye bi bipolar polar bear!"

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I hate being bipolar It's fantastic

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I hate being bipolar.. It's great.

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Being Bipolar sucks... I love it

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My mate went to Alaska and fell in love with both a male and female bear... He's Bipolar..

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Found the source of the world's problems. It's bipolar.

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Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist? Because it was bipolar.

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I went to a swimming pool with my bipolar friend He dissolved

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Yo momma so fat... She is geographically bipolar.

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I really hate being bipolar. It's awesome!

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The thing I hate most about being Bipolar? It’s awesome!

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My band is called Bipolar We play mood swing...

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Sexually and mentally confused white bear Bipolar bear

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What's the difference between a bipolar person and a loft full of lemons? One's a bit erratic and the other's a bitter attic.

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Everybody says the World is depressing Well, it is bipolar...

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Bipolar.com seems to be down. Oh, no sorry, it's back up again.

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My girlfriend is so bipolar! She's either inflated, or deflated and hidden.

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I checked out a brothel and spent time with a bipolar asian girl last night Dont think I'll be ordering sweet & sour off the menu again any time soon

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I've been diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder, I have mixed feelings about it.

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What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes? A bipolar bear.

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Why did the bear beat his wife, eat their children and leave for the arctic? Because he was bipolar.

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I really hate being bipolar... ...it's great!

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I just read a book about Bipolar Disorder. One hand I liked it and sent it to everyone I know, on the other hand I burned it and my house down.

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I met a guy with a girlfriend in the arctic and a boyfriend in Antarctica... Bipolar

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My doctor just told me I have bipolar disorder. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so I did both.

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Little known fact about polar bears: They love the cold. Maybe that's widely known. On the other hand, Bipolar bears sometimes love it, sometimes hate it.

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I just got home from the psychiatrist and got some good and some bad news The bad news: I got a bipolar disorder. And the good news: I got a
bipolar disorder.

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I hate being Bipolar It's the best

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Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist? He was bipolar.

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Did you hear Earth is seeking psychiatric help? It's bipolar...

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After my doctor diagnosed me as bipolar I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

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My girlfriend told me I am probably bipolar and that I need to take medication. Idk if I should though, I’ve got mixed feelings about it.

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What do you call a bear that's into both males and females? Bipolar

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Travel advisory: Polar bears visiting the South Pole have been reporting extreme manic depression. It's not easy being bipolar.

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We should care more about the mental health of batteries.. They are all bipolar.

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What train did santa go on when he couldn't make his mind up? The Bipolar Express

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My girlfriend said she was "Bi". Little did I know she meant bipolar...

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Do you know what makes our planet such a crazy place? It's bipolar.

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Having bipolar is awful It’s awesome

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