Hilarious Black Guy Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Black Guy Jokes

A black guy in an library asked me where the colored printer was I said "Sir, this is 2019. You can use any printer you want".

Score: 17650

Score: 10465

A black guy in a library asked me where the colored printer was I replied, "Dude, it's 2017, you can use any printer you want."

Score: 8476

I work in a library and a black guy asked me if there are any coloured printers... I said, "Dude, it's 2016 you can use any printer you want."

Score: 2023

I got jumped by five black guys in Baltimore. The car started right up but they said I'd need a new battery.

Score: 1787

I was in Feruson, got jumped by 5 black guys It started right up, they said I just need to replace the battery.

Score: 1440

A black guy and a white girl are at a party A black guy and a white girl are at a party. After a while they go together to a room, and she asks excited: "Show me if what they say about black men is true". He grabs her purse and runs

Score: 1438

I was at the library today when a black guy came up to me and asked me where the colored printers were. I replied, "Dude, it's 2019, you can use whatever printer you want."

Score: 1363

A black guy applied for a job at the LAPD He got shot down

Score: 828

A cop is confronted by a white guy with a gun and a black guy with a nerf bat. Who does he shoot first? The bystander with the camera.

Score: 826

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian, an Asian women and a girl in a wheel chair walk into a bar They are celebrating being on the cover of a middle school math book

Score: 650

A woman in her twenties sees a large black man walking by and decides to flirt with him. “So is it true what they say about black guys?” He responds, “Sure is.” Then he punched her in the face and stole her purse.

Score: 438

How many cops does it take to throw a black guy down the stairs? None. He fell.

Score: 374

My son wanted me to buy him GTA When I got to the store, I couldn't remember the title. So I told the guy "it's the game where the black guy drives cars round drunk, and shags loads of women"

He gave me a copy of tiger woods PGA golf

Score: 364

One time last year when I was in Baltimore out late, I got jumped by three big black guys. They were real nice, car started right up with no problems.

Score: 360

What do you call a black guy with severed legs? **AN AMBULANCE, CALL HIM AN AMBULANCE**

Score: 341

So I was minding my business in the library today when a black guy walked up to me and asked me where the colored printers were. I replied, "Dude, it's 2017, you can use whatever printer you want."

Score: 270

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot... The bartender says, "Wow! That is really cool! Where did you get it?"

"Africa", says the parrot.

Score: 262

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? Coach.

Score: 243

I saw a black guy riding a bike near my house yesterday I thought it was mine. So I checked the garage and it was still chained up, asking for food.

Score: 227

If I had a dollar for every racist comment I ever made..... I'd probably get robbed by a black guy.

Score: 226

A black guy with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. The Bartender says, "Hey, that is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot.

Score: 204

I was visiting NYC for the first time when a black guy walked up to me and asked if the Yankees won I said, "yeah man, you're free!"

Score: 183

Was walking home the other night and noticed a black guy carrying a TV. Looked just like mine... So, in fear it had been stolen, I ran home to check. To my relief, mine was still there, polishing my shoes.

Score: 173

Why are all the black guys afraid of the white guy in prison? Cause they know he actually did it.

Score: 173

How many cops does it take to push a black guy down the stairs? None, he 'fell'.

Score: 163

So a Black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder... The bartender says "Wow, that's something real special you've got there! Where'd you get it?"

"Africa!", says the parrot.

Score: 162

A black guy walks into a convenience store... And says, "I'm looking for a job."

The store owner replies, "You're in luck! We have an open position that pays $100,000 per a month!"

The black guy says, "You're joking."

The store owner says, "Well, you started it."

Score: 160

A black guy walks into a bar with a huge parrot on his shoulder. Barman says “Oh wow I’ve never seen one like that before, where did you get him from?”

Parrot says “Africa, there’s loads of them over there”

Score: 156

So this black guys stopped me on the subway and asked "did the Yankees win?" I looked him in the eye and said "Yes, it's ok, you're free now"

Score: 137

What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys? Coach.

Score: 136

Saw a black guy walking the streets carrying a tv and I thought "is that one mine"?... ... then I remembered it couldn't be mine because mine was mowing the lawn at the moment.

Score: 106

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman? Their criminal record.

Score: 100

A black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar The bartender asks: Hey cool, where'd you get it?

The parrot says: Africa

Score: 95

A black guy with a parrot walks into a bar. The bartender says, "wow! That is beautiful! Where did you get it?" The parrot responded, saying, "there are millions of them running around in Africa."

Score: 91

Darth Vader was the first black guy to..... admit that he's the father

Score: 69

A black guy and a white guy each drink 3 beers at a bar, who pays the bill? They each pay for their own because men aren’t complicated

Score: 54

If a black guy is in hiding He has gone incog-negro.

Score: 52

I was in NYC and a black guy asked me if the Yankees won. I replied, "Yeah, man, you're free."

Score: 38

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.

Score: 35

New Black Guy Jokes

I was in a library and a black guy came up to me. "Where's the coloured printer?" He said

"Mate, it's 2020 you can use any printer you want" I replied

Score: 2

A girl approaches her father, takes a deep breath and says "Dad, I'm dating a black guy." Her dad responds, "So what is he, then? Is he a Panasonic, a Sony, maybe even a Toshiba or a Kenwood, perhaps?"

The girl replies, "No, Dad - you're just stereotyping!"

Score: 2

What is the difference between a basket ball and a black guy You're not supposed to kick a basket ball

Score: 0

What's the difference between a joke and five black guys? Your mom can't take a joke.

Score: 8

A girl asks a black guy why are you wearing this shirt,it's ugly
He says:it's 100% cotton,that's why I picked it

Score: 1

The black guy with a parrot A black guy walks in a with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.

- Wow, said the bartender, - that is something really special, where did you get that?

- Africa, said the Parrot

Score: 1

What does a black guy do at a university? He gets his master's degree.

Score: 2

You know that black guy who runs fast? I can't quite remember his name. You sayin Bolt?

Score: 2

A black guy and his parrot walk into a bar The bartender says wow that's really cool where did you get it

The parrot says Africa

Score: 6

So a black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder, "What a beautiful parrot," said the bartender, "where'd you get it?" "Africa," said the bird This is sorta racist but I mean its funny.

Score: 0

What’s the difference between a joke and five black guys? Your mom can’t take a joke.

Score: 2

What’s the difference between your mom and five black guys? Your mom can’t take a joke.

Score: 1

So a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder the bartender says “Wow that’s cool! Where’d you get it” “Africa” says the parrot

Score: 30

I was at a library and a black guy asked where the colored printer was. I said, "bro, it's 2017, use any printer you want." I was at a library and a black guy asked where the colored printer was. I said, "bro, it's 2017, use any printer you want."

Score: 7

What do people call a black guys son? They call him by his name u racist

Score: 7

Black guy walks into a bar... Black guy walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. The barman notices a parrot on his shoulder an says "Oh cool!! Where did you find him!?"

The parrot says "Africa! There's thousands of them!"

Score: 4

what's the difference between Bat Man and a black guy? what's the difference between batman and a black guy?

Bat Man can walk into a store without Robin'!

Score: 1

A black guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
Bartender: I like your accent, where are you from?
Guy: I'm Liberian!
Bartender:

^^^*Oh* ^^^*sorry.* ^^^*I* ^^^*like* ^^^*your* ^^^*accent* ^^^*where* ^^^*are* ^^^*you* ^^^*from?*

Score: 6

What do you call a white guy who is being chased by 11 black guys? A quarterback

Score: 6

I saw this black guy running with a new television. I called police because it looked like mine. The police checked and It was OK. Mine was still home doing yard work.

Score: 12

How can black guys jump so high? They break the laws of gravity.

Score: 3

What do you call a black guy in a suit? The Accused.

Score: 3

Q: What did the sheriff call the black guy who had been shot 15 times? A: Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

Score: 2

If white guys have testosterone, what do black guys have? Testos-Tyrone

Score: 2

I saw a black guy riding a bike down the street I thought it was mine, so I checked my garage and it was still chained up, begging for food.

Score: 14

What do you call a black guy with Parkinson's? A chocolate shake.

Score: 2

A black guy brings a girl home from the bar. Once in the bedroom, the girl says to the black guy "Come on, let me see if what they say about black guy is true" So the black guy stabs her and grabs her purse.

Score: 18

A black guy, an illegal inmigrant and a muslim are in a car. Whose driving? The police officer

Score: 2

"Ha! i killed all your black guys!" Said my son, playing a lovely chess game with me.

^^*true ^^story

Score: 12

Why don't black guys get sunburnt? Prisons are indoors

Score: 6

What do you call a black guy who jumps into an empty police car and speeds away? A police officer.

Score: 2

A black guy and an asian guy walks into a bar after a lincoln costume party. The black guy hurt his head and the asian got his hat knocked off.

Score: 2

What do you call two black guys in a red sleeping bag? A KitKat

Score: 1

I saw a black guy kicking a can down the road Me "what are you doing?"
Him "moving"

Score: 3

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist?!

Score: 7

Why do black guys have such long dicks? Because their parents could never afford toys.

Score: 2

Why did the black guy have cocaine sprinkled on him? The cops were out of bullets.

Score: 3

I Work At Sears And Some Black Guys Came In Asking For Polyester Pants It's weird because they usually pick cotton.

Score: 18

A black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender sees the parrot and says: "Man! That thing is beautiful! Where'd you get it?" to which the parrot replies: "Africa! There's millions of 'em!"

Score: 1

What do you call a hip French black guy? Látrill

Score: 3

A Christian, a Jew, and a Black Guy walk into a bar. They all sit quietly and watch the Cleveland Browns game.

Score: 2

what do apples, dish washer soap, the muppets, a black guy, beer, yankee candels, and the keyboard on a flip phone all have in common? they all help make a really convoluted joke.

Score: 4

What did the Texas sheriff say about the black guy who was shot 15 times? "Worse case of suicide I ever saw."

Score: 20

I was walking down the street in New York yesterday, when a black guy asked me if the Yankees won... I replied, "Yeah man, you're free."

Score: 11

If a black guy ties his dad to a large boomerang and throws them away will they return?

Score: 1

wut do u call it when the white guy is the top and the black guy is the bottom? society.

Score: 2

What do you call two black guys on a bike? Organized crime

Score: 2

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? The bench can support a family.

Score: 3

A black guy and a Mexican in N.Y.C A black guy and a mexican visit the Empire State building and they start arguing about who would land first if they jumped off. They place their bets and fly off the top. Who wins?

Donald Trump

Score: 1

How do you call a black guy that uses testosterone boosters? Testostyrone.

Score: 1

What do you call 5 black guys on a stage? An auction

Score: 2

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican? An ambulance.

Score: 4

Saw a black guy with seven fingers today! Turns out he was eating a kitkat.....

Score: 1

What does a black guy and a tornado have in common? It takes only one to ruin a good neighborhood.

Score: 8

What is long and hard for a black guy? Third grade

Score: 2

A white girl met a black guy in the club. He took her home and then she asked him, "Show me if it's true what they say about black men."

So he stabbed her and stole her purse.

Score: 12

Why did the black guy pick the music system with the loudest bass? It was his favorite sterotype.

Score: 9

A jew walks into ablack guy bar... At the same time everyone says "my lawyer is here"

Score: 1

How do you know that your girlfriend has been cheating on you with a black guy? When she takes the tampon out and all of the cotton's gone

Score: 1

What do you call a bunch of bald black guys in a pool? Coco-Puffs

Score: 3