Hilarious Black Hole Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Black Hole Jokes

If you aren't impressed with the picture of the first Black Hole you clearly don't understand the gravity of the situation

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I put a black hole in my living room. It's great. Really pulls the room together.

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What did the black holes say when they collided? Nothing, they just waved.

(Sorry)

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A black hole walks into a bar A black hole walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender asks if it would like food with that.

The black hole says, "No thanks, I'm a light eater."

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A black hole walks into a bar and orders a drink... The bartender asks if he'd like food with that.

The black hole said "no thanks, I'm a light eater."

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A star walks into a black hole... ... but it doesn't seem phazed. The black hole turns to the star and says, "Sir, I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation."

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A black hole walks into a bar The bartender asks, "Hey, would you like to buy anything?"

The black hole says, "No. I'm a light eater."

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I keep reading nothing but black hole articles... they just keep pulling me in!

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A star walks into a black hole But the star doesn't seem to be fazed.

The black hole says, "Sir, I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation."

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How come when NASA shows pictures of their black hole, it’s “breaking news” But when I show pictures of mine it’s an “HR violation”

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Why does Stephen Hawking date African Americans? Because he loves to study black holes.

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What did the black hole say after it swallowed an asteroid? "It was good, but I wish it been a little meteor."

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How did the black hole lose so much weight? It's simple, he ate light!

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The first image of a Black Hole will be revealed today it will pull everyone together

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I went to a space museum today but was a bit disappointed... It was completely empty! Well, except for the black hole on display, but it sucked.

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You know why I hate black holes? They suck.

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A black hole walks into a bar Black hole: I’d like a beer please
Bartender: any food with that?
Black hole: no, I’m a light eater

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Black hole goes into a bar and orders a drink. Barman: "Would you like something to eat with that Sir?"

Black hole: "No thank you, I'm a light eater."

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Being caught in a black hole is bad... ... as no one is able to comprehend the gravity of the situation

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Why did the black hole burp photons? had a light lunch

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Don't trust any diet advice that tells you to eat light... For that's most certainly the way to become a black hole.

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A sun walks into a black hole... So the black hole says to the sun "Sun, I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".

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Some people don’t know why the black hole picture is such a big deal... Honestly, they just don’t get the gravity of it.

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I was arguing with a black hole. Great conversationalist, but too dense to listen.

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What are denser than black holes? Flat earthers

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It took 8 of the world's most powerful telescopes to take a picture of a black hole. They could of just asked for a screenshot of my bank account.

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I was going to tell a story about a Black Hole.... But it sucks.

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Girl, you're like a supermassive black hole... ...because you're incredibly dense, nothing is more attactive than you, and once you suck me in there's no going back.

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Why don't black holes get good grades ? They aren't bright enough.

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A black hole walks into a bar... ...and orders a drink.

The bartender asks if he'd like food with that.

The black hole says, "No thanks, I'm a light eater."

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It’s amazing that we got a picture of a supermassive black hole 52 million light years away from us... Maybe, one day we can get a full picture of your mom.

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What do you get when you pour coffee into a black hole? Hyperspace.

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With the announcement of the first picture of a black hole, scientists have confirmed once you go black you never do come back

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Don't read discussions in /r/ask science about black holes. It will pull you in.

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A black hole walks in to a bar It tells the bartender, "nothing light."

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A proton, an electron and a neutrino walk into a black hole That's it

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You know why I hate black holes? Because I'm rasict

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Why did the black hole go on a diet? it weighed 32 quadrillion trillion billion pounds

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What happens in a black hole... ...stays in a black hole.

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New Black Hole Jokes

I am going tell a joke about a black hole Nevermind, it just sucks.

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What Hongkong’s police and the Black hole have in common? They both suck

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What did the black hole see when it looked at itself in a mirror bent over backwards? a black hole

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How do you know that a black hole is British? When it has gravy tee.

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What does Cardi B and black hole have in common? They both suck

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I went to a soundgarden concert and ate a lot of food... I guess you could say my stomaches a black hole sun

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I looked thru the telescope and saw Uranus Looks like a black hole to me.

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I can't believe it. You know how Pluto was found to be a dwarf planet? Well, another planet is actually an imposter. Uranus is a black hole.

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We just got the first picture of a black hole.... If you aren’t excited about this then you don’t understand the gravity of the situation

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Was really excited about the new scientific discovery and searched for "BIG BLACK HOLE PIC". Understood why scientist why scientist were so eager for them.

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The Black Hole is getting too much attention... Uranus is missing out...

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I wanted to tell a joke about a black hole But apparently it sucks

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I’m not sure why this new black hole image is such a big deal I’ve had a photo of Uranus for years!

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I don't get why people are so excited about this new picture of a black hole. I've been looking at black holes on the internet for years. And they were a lot more fun than this one.

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What's my personal opinion about the black hole photo? It sucks

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If I see yet another picture of a black hole today... I see myself getting sucked into some psychotic event, it's on my horizon.

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The first picture of the black hole shows a bright ring as it vacuums light photons with intense gravity around its mass that is 6.5 billion times more massive than our Sun.. ..but it still doesn’t suck more than your mom.

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Did you hear that researchers took a picture of a black hole for the first time? I didn’t know OP’s mom was so elusive.

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These black hole jokes are not just great... They are radiating.

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Me: so... the first ever picture of a black hole just got published! Mom: cool. why are you so hyped up about it?
Me: I don’t think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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There is a picture of the black hole going to be posted soon You maybe absorbed by the gravity of being able to see the picture or it maybe beyond your event horizon.

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Why isn't it a big deal to get sucked into a black hole? Cause in there, nothing is the matter.

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What do trump and a black hole have in common? They're both not very bright but still capable of destroying the earth.

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Astronomy Instructor: In modern physics Black holes matter ,,, Student shouts: All holes matter...!

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I was about to make a joke on black holes but I guess it doesn't matter

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A cow with no voice is thrown into a black hole An immoovable object meets an unstoppable force.

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My friend asked if he could tell me a Soundgarden joke. I said no. I didn't want to hear a Black Hole Pun.

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