Bug Jokes

In Pokemon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types. But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.

99 little bugs in the code... 99 bugs in the code. Fix one bug, compile it down. 167 little bugs in the code....sigh.

People who confuse etymology and entomology bug me in a way I can't put into words thank you for making my day, u/happy_guy23

“Hey, bug on my back,” asked a fly. “Are you a mite?” “I mite be,” giggled the mite.

The fly groaned. “That’s the worst joke I’ve ever heard!”

“Well, what did you expect?” said the mite. “I came up with it on the fly.”

Any bug can hit a windshield.. But it takes some guts to stick.

Why is Pokemon quite realistic? Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

Did you hear about the bed bug band? They mostly play covers

(OC my dudes, read em and weep)

What is worse than finding a bug in your salad? Getting anally raped by a rhinoceros.

People who can't tell the difference between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I can't put into words

Scientists have recently discovered a new bioluminescent bug that performs a strange dance any time there is a full moon. They are calling it a Raving Luna Tick.

Two bugs are having a conversation... A fly asks a small bug on its back "Hey bug on my back, are you a mite?"

The small bug replies, "I mite be."

The fly says, "Stupidest pun I ever heard."

The small bug replies, "What do you expect? I just made it up on the fly!"

What do you call bug mating? INSEX

A bug hit the windshield and my Grandma said: "I bet he won't have the guts to do that again!"

I heard a report! I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, apparently, 9 out of 10 people there suffered from diarrhea. I can’t stop thinking about that tenth person who apparently enjoyed it.

Calling your bug spray company "Off" is really smart because when your thrifty wife tells you to buy the "off brand" you'll still be buying the expensive name brand item. had this thought last night and I need help turning this into a joke

Big GTA 5 bug A cop killed my white character in GTA 5. Anyone else experiencing this bug?

Why are so many computer scientists atheists? Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

I just got arrested for buying bug spray at a store Apparently you're not allowed to get Off in public

I was phoned by Rick Astley, who asked me to borrow some Pixar DVD's... I said "Fair enough You can have 'Toy Story', 'A Bug's Life' and 'Finding Nemo' but I'm never gonna give you 'Up'".

A fly feels a bug on its back "Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite?" the fly asks.


"I 'might' be," giggles the mite.


"That's the worst pun I've ever heard," groans the fly.


"What do you expect?" says the mite. "I came up with it on the fly..."

A bug pimp is a lot like Adolf Hitler One brings holocausts and the other ho locusts.

Thanks I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitresses.

The election of Donald Trump is proof that we live in a computer simulation We found a bug!

People who don't understand the difference between... People who don't understand the difference between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I can't put into words.

My best friend died from inhaling too much bug spray. The coroner said he offed himself.

What do you call a bug on the moon? A luna tick

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride? An I-shoulda-pede.

What's the difference between a bug and an insect? Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

I heard a knock at the door the other day and when I answered it there was a 6 foot beetle standing there that just punched me straight in the face. Apparently there's a nasty bug going around.

I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, apparently 9 out of 10 people there suffered from diarrhea. I can’t stop thinking about that tenth person who apparently enjoyed it.

What do you call a crazy bug on the moon? A lunar tick.

"Hey, bug on my back", asked a fly. "Are you a mite?" "I mite be," giggled the mite. The fly groaned. "That's the worst joke I've ever heard!"
"Well, what do you expect?" said the mite.
"I came up with it on the fly"

Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug? She gave birth in the spring

A computer science major goes to his English professor and says "I've found a fault in the English language and I need an entomologist." "Don't you mean an etymologist?" the teacher asks.

"No," the student replies. "It's a bug, not a feature."

Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug? It gave birth in the spring

Fun fact: taking a can of bug spray to my phone will delete half my music library by killing all of The Beatles

Some friends who are software engineers invited me to go see a movie with them, but when we met up I found them staring at a centipede. I asked when we were going to see the movie.

They replied that the centipede was a feature, not a bug.

Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who was made homeless by a bug in Photoshop? He has no fixed Adobe

It's spring in New England, so I bought a high quality bug zapper to help deal with all those pests, and I woke up to protests outside my house. # Blackfliesmatter

A guy at my work caught a bug from a revolving door. It's going around.