Hilarious Camera Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Camera Jokes

I asked Siri why I was still single She turned on the front camera

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From my dad: What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette? Your camera.

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A cop is confronted by a white guy with a gun and a black guy with a nerf bat. Who does he shoot first? The bystander with the camera.

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What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer? By selling your camera.

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What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera? Phil Ming

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If the camera really does add 10 pounds Do Ethiopian kids even exist?

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"Siri, why am I single?" Siri: opens front face camera

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Me: "Siri, why am I single?" Siri: *opens front face camera*

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What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck? a daeshcam

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They call me The Tripod Her: So why do they call you 'Tripod'?

Me: Let me unzip this and show you...

*opens camera case and takes really steady photo*

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What’s the difference between a sock and a camera? One is for five toes, the other is for photos.

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So my pal asked Siri why he's still single.. Siri activated the front camera

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A guy in a public place, phone out, camera on... He approaches a young woman. "What are you doing, creep?" she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."

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"Siri, why am I still single"? ...Siri turns on the front camera

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“Siri, why am I still single?!” Siri activates the front camera.

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Canon to release new camera, the Canon 80D. Sadly it can't focus.

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When I was a kid my dad use to always beat me with a camera I still have flashbacks!

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You know you're ugly when.... it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
(add your own)

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Hey Siri, why am I still single? ***Siri opened the front facing camera***

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A man asked me if I could figure out how to operate a camera... I told him I'd look into it and give it my best shot.

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I asked Siri to tell me a joke She turned the front-facing camera on

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What does a politician have in common with a pornstar? Both are experts in changing positions in front of a camera.

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they say a camera adds 5 pounds. that being the case, do african children even exist?

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What is the difference between a camera and a sock? One holds photos

The other holds five

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot? A camera has photos and a foot has five toes.
(Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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How do you know you're ugly? You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

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A photographer had his lens fall off his camera He was fined for indecent exposure.

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What’s the difference between a camera and a sock? A camera takes photos and a sock takes five toes.

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What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sunscreen on a topless brunette? Your camera

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You know you're addicted to games... When you walk into the bank and see a camera and your first instinct is to take your 9mm pistol to shoot it.

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For Father's Day, my wife gave me a rear facing camera for my car. I haven't looked back since.

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I got peanut butter on my camera Now every picture is a jif

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Siri why am I single? Turns on front camera

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What device can make prostitution legal? A camera.

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Google just called, they want to put a camera on your mom... ... they heard she makes it around the block faster than their street view cars.

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I like watching people run. Out of the way from the backup camera on my wife's car.

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How do you take a picture of an eclipse without a camera? Stare at it for 30 seconds

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I asked Siri: "Why can't I ever get into a relationship?" The front camera on my phone opened up.

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Why I don't trust photos taken from a cellphone camera They seem...phony

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New Camera Jokes

Just a sheep comversation *Hi Sam, how you doin?*

*Meh.*

*I don't a give flock anyway*

And they both looked at the camera with a poker face.

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A lonely man to his phone "Siri, why am I still single?!” Siri activates front camera.

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My blonde roommate walked into the bathroom with an undercooked steak, camera, and towel. She said "I'm getting some snaps of a rare, meatier shower."

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What kind of pictures do u get when ur plant's sister eats the camera Photos in the sis

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That reminds me of a theatre production based on the dictionary... It's a play on words.

^^^^Original joke from Some Jerk with a Camera.

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Over the weekend I got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail. I sent it right back – way too expensive and really bad quality.

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A nice Chinese couple gave me a very good camera down by the Washington Monument. I didn’t really understand what they were saying, but it was very nice of them.

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You know you.... You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time they make a group photo.

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What's James Cameron called when he's no working? James Camera-off

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Hey Siri Me: Siri got any jokes for me?

Siri: *Turns on camera*

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You know your ugly when You get handed the camera every time they take a group photo

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Where's the easiest place to get lost? An Asian tourist's camera roll.

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Before camera phones… …a selfie was another term for an hj.

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I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail I sent it right back, way too expensive and really bad quality

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I was pointing my camera at the sun today and someone asked me if I was preparing for the upcoming eclipse I replied: "Totally!"

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iPhone 8 will have a refined camera... It only sends Richard pics.

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My dad used to hit me everyday with a camera I still get flashbacks.

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What's with this "Han shot first" nonsense? Its pretty obvious the camera shot both of them first

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If it's true that the camera adds 10 pounds... Do kids in Africa even exist?

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I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail. I sent it right back... Really bad quality and way too expensive.

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Some nice Chinese couple gave me a very good camera down by the Washington Monument. I didn't understand what they were saying but it was really nice of them.

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What do you call a magician who uses a camera? Hocus Focus!

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i caught the most incredible lightning with my camera last night, i was lucky i survived

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This old remote shutter release i found isn't working My camera won't take pictures with it but the neighbors car has been crushed.

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I just got a photo from a speeding camera I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail. I sent it right back – way too expensive and really bad quality

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I got yelled at for taking pictures.. I don't understand why I'm being yelled at. The guy said to snap the camera so I did.

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You know you're ugly when... someone hands you the camera for a group picture and you still break the lens.

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What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys? A GoProbe.

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What do you call a puppy with a camera? A furtographer

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