Chameleon Jokes

What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore? A reptile dysfunction.

Hey did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color? It had a reptile dysfunction

What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colors? A reptile dysfunction

Green chameleon for sale... No, a red one.

No, blue.

No wait, a pink one.

Cool.

Never mind, I'm keeping it!

Did you hear about the old chameleon that couldn't change color? He had *a reptile dysfunction*.

What do you call a Chameleon that cant change colors? A reptile dysfunction...

Waiter: "What'll you have?" Me: "I'll have the chameleon."

Waiter: "That's not on the menu."

Me: "How can you be sure?"

What is it called when a chameleon can't change its color? A reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a chameleon that can't change color? A reptile dysfunction.

Took my chameleon to the vet cause he stopped changing colors. Doctor says he has a reptile disfunction.

Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change colour? It had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call it when a chameleon won’t change colors? A reptile dysfunction.

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors? reptile disfunction

What do call it when a chameleon is unable to change color? Reptile dysfunction

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn’t change colour? He had a reptile dysfunction.

Did you hear about the old chameleon who can’t change color anymore? He has reptile disfunction

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors? A reptile dysfunction

My chameleon couldn’t change colors, so I took him to the vet… Poor guy was diagnosed with ereptile dysfunction.

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors? A reptile dysfunction

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? They had a reptile dysfunction.

what do you call a chameleon who cant change his colours anymore? Areptile dysfunction

What is the funniest two legged lizard? The stand-up chameleon.

Why do you never drive on a highway next to a chameleon? He might turn into you.

What do you call a Chameleon that can't change colors? Reptile dysfunction.

Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction.

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors? He has a reptile dysfunction.

I walked into a pet shop and said, "Excuse me, do you have any blenders?" The man said "yes" and handed me a chameleon.

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn’t change color? He had a reptile dysfunction.

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? he had a reptile dysfunction...

You hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction.

Boy George has been attacked by his pet lizard He's going to get a calmer chameleon.

Why couldn't the chameleon change colour? Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

,,,,, chameleon

What do you call a chameleon incapable of changing color? A reptile dysfunction

What did the colour-changing lizard say to his significant other? You're one in chameleon

What do you call a chameleon that's unable to change colour? Chameleoff.

What it's called when a Chameleon can't change it's color anymore? A reptile dysfunction.

A chameleon came into a new environment. He thought to himself, 'Colour me intrigued'.

What do you call chameleon that can't change its colours? A chameleoff