Circumcision Jokes

What do you call an overpriced circumcision? A rip off.

What do you call a cheap circumcision? a rip off.

My doctor apologized for the botched circumcision that left me impotent. I told him no hard feelings.

Pain. Two young boys are waiting for their
surgery…



“What operation are you having done?”

“Getting my tonsils out, what about you?”

“Circumcision”

“Oh that’s bad, I had that done when I was born
and I couldn’t walk for a year”

I got a cheap circumcision yesterday... It was a rip off.

Just paid a lot of money for a really unprofessional circumcision It was a rip off

Elephant circumcision... ...The pay's rubbish but the tips are enormous.

How do circumcision doctors get paid? In tips.

Circumcision. My parents paid the bill, but I left the tip.

What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip pff

PSA: Don't get a cheap circumcision. Usually, it's a rip-off.

I was late to my own circumcision. Some guy cut me off.

How much do circumcision doctors get paid? Nothing, but they get to keep the tips.

What do you call a low budget circumcision? A rip-off

Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision? A: A Rip Off

[OL] Is a cheap circumcision.. .. a rip off?

What do you call a budget circumcision? A rip off.

I tried circumcision without the proper equipment. It was a bit of a stretch, but I managed to pull it off.

A man was worried about getting a circumcision so he asks his friend for advice “Jimmy, you got a circumcision right? How long did it take you to recover?”


“Well, I got it when I was three days old and I wasn’t able to walk for 11 months after it”

How do you give a redneck a circumcision? You kick his sister in the jaw.

What do you call a discount circumcision? A rip off.

I got a cheap circumcision when I was young. It was a rip off.

How is circumcision like the Great Jedi Purge? They both get rid of the force kin!

What do they call a cheap circumcision? A rip off.

Why do Jews have circumcision? Because the Jewish women will take anything that's 10% off

I am seriously considering reversing my circumcision. Anybody have any tips?

A kid was born without eye lids, so they used the spare skin from his circumcision to form some. Everything turned out fine, except... the doctor said he was a little cockeyed.

I just had a cheap circumcision done It was a rip-off

A guy goes to his Rabbi to price a circumcision... He says, "Rabbi, how much do you charge for a circumcision?" And the Rabbi says, "Not much, I just keep the tips."

I've never heard a good circumcision joke. They always get cut off right at the end.

Wanted: Circumcision surgeon $700 per week, plus tips.

Why was the circumcision doctor so rich ? He kept all of the tips

What do you call a discount circumcision? A cheap rip off

My friend said he got a cheap circumcision when he was a kid... What a rip off!

What do my barber and the doctor who did my circumcision have in common? They both took too much off the top

The police busted a drug ring operating out of a circumcision clonic The police got a tip off

Did you hear about the blind circumcision doctor? He got the sac!

A man goes to the doctor's for a circumcision He asks how much it will cost.

The doctor replies, "No charge, i only take the tips."

Did you hear about that kid who was born with no eyelids? They made him new eyelids from his circumcision. He's fine, just a little cockeyed.