Hilarious Coconut Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Coconut Jokes

Whats wet on the inside and hairy on the outside. It starts with 'C', ends with 'T', and has a 'U' and an 'N' in the middle. Coconut.

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What begins with a " C" ends with a "T" has a "U and a "N" in it, is hairy on the outside and wet in the middle. A coconut.

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The editor rejected my book, he said my metaphores are incomprehensible... I'm sad as a coconut.

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My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

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My friend told me that onions are the only food that makes you cry So I broke his nose with a coconut.

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What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it? Coconut

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They say that coconut water is good for hair. Now, I understand why my pubes are growing like crazy recently.

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How do you kill a guy with a coconut allergy? You put a bounty on his head.

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My friend thinks he's smart. He said onion is the only food that can make you cry.
I threw a coconut at his face.

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Onions make you cry My mate thinks he's smart, he says onions are the only food that can make you cry.
So I threw a Coconut at his face.

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside? A coconut!

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My friend told me the onion is the only food that makes you cry. I disagreed and threw a coconut at his face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue My girlfriend is gone
This coconut will do

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My friend said that onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I killed his mom with a coconut.

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Smart Friend My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

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An entire industry has just collapsed Virgin coconut oil is no more a thing.

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My friend thinks he is so smart. He said the only food that can make a person cry is onions... until I hit him in the face with a coconut.

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My friend said an onion is the only food that can make you cry I threw a coconut at him.

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My friend thinks he's smart He said that onions are the only food that can make you cry.
So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Smart!!!! My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

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What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T? Coconut.

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My friend told my that onion was the only food that made people cry.. So I threw a coconut at him

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I told my wife to make sure the coconut oil is mixed nicely with the kale so I can easily scrape it into the garbage.

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My friend said that an onion is the only food that can make people cry So I threw a coconut at his face to prove him wrong

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My friend said that onions are the only food that can make you cry... So I threw a coconut in his face.

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**What did hurricane Irma say to the coconut palm tree?** Hold on to your nuts this ain't no ordinary blow job!!!

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A vegan told me I shouldn’t eat animals because I can’t kill or butcher them with my bare hands... So I gave him a coconut and told him to have a nice day.

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I named both my testicles Co So now when I finish I actually coconut

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Whats curved and hairy on the outside, wet and juicy on the inside, begins with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it? a coconut

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If olive oil is made from olives and coconut oil is made from coconut what is baby oil made from? Mineral oil, Aloe Vera Extract, Vitamin E, Fragrance and false advertising.

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What's the best thing to beat a dead horse with? A coconut.

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I'm losing my 30 year old virginity on Halloween. I'm dressing up as a coconut.

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Protip: If you stir some coconut oil into your kale It makes it easier to scrape into the trash

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What do you do if a person thinks that a onion is the only thing that makes them cry... Throw a coconut in their face.

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My friend thinks he's smart. He said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at his face.

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What do you call the other side of the coconut? A cocobutt

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Today, a guy put a gun to my head and demanded a coconut-filled chocolate bar. I hate Bounty Hunters.

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A parrot flies into a bar and says "I'll have a coconut rum, please." A patron nearby exclaims "Hey look, a talking parrot!" Then he realizes, "Oh yeah, parrots can talk."

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Why do people always put coconut oil on kale? So it's easier for it to slide into the bin.

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New Coconut Jokes

They buried my uncle right under a coconut tree. How could they do that? Huge facepalm.

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I was riding my coconut into town one day when I encountered a fellow knight. “What are you riding?” the knight asked. I stopped and said, “‘tis simply my loyal seed.”

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Why is it better to use tropical birds instead of migratory ones for deliveries? Because a Swallow can't carry a coconut alone, but Toucan.

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. My friend thinks he's smart.He said that the onions are the only food that can make you cry,so i threw a coconut at him....he then changed is mind

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My friend said that onions don't make him cry I chucked a coconut at his head

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Which one would make you cry? My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

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My friend said an onion is the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at his face

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They say that coconut oil is good for hair. I'm wondering why coconut has bad hair itself?

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Cry!! My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

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