Constipation Jokes

How does a mathematician solve their constipation? They work it out with a pencil

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem? He worked it out with a pencil.

Have you ever seen the movie "Constipation"? It never came out.

There’s a new movie called ‘constipation’ Unfortunately it hasn’t come out yet.

I registered to a website for constipation sufferers. It won't let me logout.

Have you seen this new movie? Heard this one from my 10 year old cousin.

Him: "Have you seen the new movie about constipation yet?"

Me: "No..."

Him: "It hasn't come out yet. But people are pushing for its release!"

How did the mathematician treat his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil.

How does a mathematician deal with constipation? The same way he deals with all his other problems. He works it out with a pencil.

I've just been diagnosed with paranoia and constipation. I'm scared shitless.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation"? Of course you haven't.. it hasn't came out yet.

Have you heard about that new movie Constipation? Oh wait - it hasn't come out yet!


*ba dum tss*

What does a mathematician do about constipation? Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

Have you heard about the movie called 'Constipation'...? No?

That's because it hasn't come out yet.

Doctor says banana is good for preventing constipation. It didn't work for me ...until I found out that he meant I should eat the banana.

did you hear about that new movie called constipation? i can't wait for it to come out!

How does a mathematician deal with constipation? They get a pencil and work it out.

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar? Both leave you waiting for the drop.

Did you see the movie Constipation? It hasn't come out yet.

Have you heard of the new movie "Constipation"? It hasn't come out yet. (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

The steps involved in constipation: 1) Sit on the toilet.

There is no number two.

What's the German word for constipation? FarFromPoopen

I finally finished writing my thesis on constipation. It was a real struggle to get it out.

Have you seen the movie about constipation? It hasn't come out yet!

have you heard of the new movie "Constipation"? that's because it hasn't come out yet! XD

Have you seen the new movie Constipation? It hasn't come out yet...

Did you hear about that book on constipation? It hasn't come out yet.

How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation? He worked it out with a pencil

Ever hear of the movie “Constipation”? Probably not since it hasn’t come out.

Concerning math jokes What does a mathematician do when he gets a constipation?
- He works it out with a pencil

How did the mathematian get rid of his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil.

Did you hear about that movie they were making called "Constipation"? It never came out

How did the mathematician solve his problem of constipation? He worked it out with a pencil...

...a #2 pencil.

How did the accountant solve his constipation problem? The same way he solves all his problems - he worked it out with a pencil.

Did you watch the movie constipation? It never came out.

I wanted to see the movie about constipation... ....But it never came out

What did the mathematician do when he had constipation? He worked it out with a pencil.

I'm not sure if I have constipation or diarrhoea. I'll find out by a process of elimination.

I was going to make a constipation joke... But it just wouldn't come out

I told my doctor I was getting really stressed out about my chronic constipation. He prescribed me a relaxative.