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Funniest Cracker Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a fire cracker? A Baboom!

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Her parents wanted her to date someone of her own ethnicity. But Polly wanted a cracker.

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Why do sharks only swim in salt water? (Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker? Putin on the Ritz.

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Ok, so lets share our Christmas cracker jokes. Mine was awful. A bottle of lemonade fell on a barmans head. Why wasn't he hurt? It was a soft drink.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left him.



I got this from an Easter cracker. It was pretty dark for Easter which made me laugh even harder.

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What's a cracker's favorite band? Panic! at Nabisco.

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My redneck cousin wants to be with a girl who is into multiple partners. Cracker wants a poly.

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What do you call a Caucasian furry? An animal cracker...

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What did one eye say to the other eye? Between you and me, something smells.

Credit: Christmas cracker.

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I call the sunshine cracker company every year at this time and request they sell Cheez-its shrunk to 1/4th their original size. I request they market them as "Sweet little baby Cheez-its."

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I always wanted to lay naked on a bearskin rug in front of a fireplace... Evidently Cracker Barrel has a policy against this.

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What do you call a Caucasian pyromancer Fire Cracker

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My redneck cousin is looking for a girl into multiple partners. I told him that was ridiculously cliché... I mean really. Cracker wants a poly?

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Someone once asked me, "Do you want a graham cracker?" I said, "First off, please don't call me that..." "... And second off, a gram of what?"

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My new girlfriend has a fetish for being covered in cheese and pickle. She's a cracker.

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What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.

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What do you call an angry, white supremacist? A saltine cracker.

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What do you call a white grandma? a Gram Cracker

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If the KKK was meeting for lunch where would they go? Cracker Barrel.

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What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day? SQUAAATS!

...Polly want a cracker.

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Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him? Polly want a Cracker.

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What do you call a team-up between a maniac, a random white guy, and the head of the Vatican? Snapped, Cracker and Pope

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I pushed a cracker through the bars of the cage and said, "Who's a pretty boy?" "I want my mommy," he sobbed.

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What do call a KKK member that steals your car right in front of you? Cracker Jack.

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What did the redneck parrot say? Cracker wants a Polly.

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My friend Polly’s parents want her to date someone from her own ethnicity. But Polly wants a cracker.

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What do you call a Goldfish cracker cooked on a stove? A gilled cheese

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What do you call an old white man who thinks outside the box? A stale cracker

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I made a list of the top 10 dad jokes I know. The first 9 are great but the last is an absolute cracker. 1. Great
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10. An absolute cracker

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What do you call a beat up white guy Asalted cracker.

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What do you call a feminist assassin? A nut cracker.

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I've got a Christmas cracker joke so good it can't wait. Why do crackers love Santa? Because he's white.

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What happened to the dog that ate a Christmas tree? He farted a cracker.

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What do you call a middle eastern cracker? A sultine!

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What do you call a bunch of caucasians in a log cabin? Cracker Barrell

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Ah, Christmas cracker jokes... ...the cheapest form of comedy

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What do you call two white guys competing to beat each other at eating the most caramel popcorn? A Cracker Jack Off

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What do you call a really pale Asian? Rice cracker.

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I watched a video about polyamory and everyone in the video was white. I guess it’s true what they say. Poly want a cracker

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What is a Racist Old Lady's favorite snack? A Graham Cracker.

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