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Funniest Cross The Road Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape Kim Jong Un's long range missiles.
Why the crab cross the road? It didn't, it used the sidewalk.
Why did the Libertarian cross the road? None of your damn business. Am I being detained?
Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong sock this morning.
Why did the vegan cross the road? To tell someone he was a vegan.
Why did the EA executive cross the road?
Buy the DLC to find out!
Alternate ending available if you purchase the season pass!
Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning.
Why did the gamer cross the road? Buy the DLC to find out
How did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong socks
Why did Goku cross the road? Find out next time on Dragonball Z!
Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows. *But the road will have his vengeance.*
Why did EA cross the road? Buy the DLC to find out
Why did the console peasant cross the road?
To render the buildings on the other side.
No offense.
[Gaming] Why did the console player cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She didn't wear a seatbelt.
Why did the sperm cross the road ? Because I accidentally put the wrong socks on this morning.
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken.
Why did the double agent cross the road? Because he never really was on your side.
Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Why did the vegan cross the road? To tell somebody else that he's a vegan.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a sign at the front of a building that said "chicken strips for $2"
Why'd the Mexican cross the road? He took the chicken's job.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
(sorry if this offends anyone)
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the building
A turkey was about to cross the road... when a chicken appeared and said "dont do that that, you will never hear the end of it"
Why did the black man cross the road? To eat the chicken
A duck was about to cross the road when a chicken said.. "dont do it man, you will never hear the end of it"
How did the sperm cross the road? I wore the wrong socks.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get out of the range of the North Korean missiles
Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the building on the other side.
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road? It got stuck in a crack
Why did the little girl cross the road? She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Momentum.
Why did the blind man cross the road? Because he couldn't hear the Tesla coming
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to her Women's Rights meeting
Why did Mike Tyson cross the road? To get to the other thide
why did the soy based meat substitute cross the road? to prove it wasn't chicken
Why did the flock of geese cross the road? Because they were afraid to fly United.