Crow Jokes

If the Stork brings good babies, and the Crow brings bad babies, what brings no babies? The Swallow.

If a stork brings a white baby and a crow brings a black baby; what bird brings no baby? a swallow

What's the difference between a crow and a raven? All birds have tail feathers that help them fly called pinions. Crows have 3 pinions and ravens have 4. The difference is just a matter of a pinion.

Jason Todd walks into a bar, where the Joker is behind the counter. He says "Jason, you know I can't serve Robins here" Jason asks "Why?" and Joker replies "this is a CROW bar!"



Then he beats him to death.

If the Stork brings good babies, and the Crow bring bad babies, what brings no babies? The Swallow

What is the difference between a raven and a crow?? Well, ravens and crows both have large feathers on their wings called 'pinions'. Ravens have 4 pinions on each wing while crows only have 3.

So if you think about it, it's just a matter of a pinion

I almost witnessed a murder Luckily, only one crow showed up.

If a stork makes white babies, and a crow makes black babies, what makes no babies? A Swallow

If a stork brings white babies, and a crow brings black babies, what kind of bird brings no babies? A swallow.

If a stork brings a white baby and a crow brings a black baby, what brings no baby? A swallow

I witnessed an attempted murder yesterday. Luckily, only one crow showed up.

A raven has 17 primary wing feathers, the big ones at the end of the wing, called pinion feathers. A crow has 16. So, the difference between a raven and a crow is basically a matter of a pinion.

I saw a crow on a tree outside my house today... Another two landed briefly but then flew away again.

It was an attempted murder.

What do you call a crow whose looking for friends ? An attempted murder.

What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow? A hybrid

Did you guys hear about the guy who got the skin on his face ripped apart by eagle talons? They tried to fix it with botox, but that only helps with crow's feet.

If a stork brings white babies and a crow brings black babies, what brings no babies? A little Swallow.

what does a crow say when it sees a car coming? car

If a stork delivers white babies, and a crow delivers black babies, what kind of bird delivers no babies? A swallow.

Did Russell Crow feel bad after he ate his wife? Nah! He was Gladiator!

Why don't you ever see a crow roadkill Because there is always another one in the tree yelling, "CAWR CAWR!"

What does a crow with a cold sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph, caw-ph.

Almost witnessed a murder today!!! But there was only one crow

What does a chocolate crow say? “CACAO!”

How do the greek separate the men from the boys? With a crow bar.

Friend at work hit me with this. (Sorry if repost.) If a Stork brings white babies, and a Crow brings black babies. What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

Did you hear about the recent celebrity murder? Sheryl Crow, Russel Crowe, and Cameron Crowe all happened to be in one room. Nobody was injured.

If a stalk brings good babies. A crow brings bad babies. What bird brings no babies? A swallow

Why was the crow bitter about his job? They fired him with no caws.

Why did the scare crow win the award? He was out standing in his field.

This has Always been my favourite pun.

I tried talking to my friend who is a crow He said he was busy and he’d give me a caw

Did you hear about the attempted murder? Russel Crowe, Sheryl Crow and John Crow were all in a room together.

I watched a crow land on the line out front today it was joined by five more in a few minutes. They sat cawing softly a bit, then flew off different directions.

I think I just saw an attempted murder.

Why did the crow get sent to jail? He was caught in a murder

Where did the construction birds go after a long day's work the crow-bar

I got a knitted chair for my pet bird! It's a crow chez.

TIL Jim Crow Was In A Rock Band Their first release was Black in Back.

You can't hit a crow with your vehicle. There is always another one in a tree saying " car, car, car ".

Did you hear about the recent celebrity murder? Sheryl Crow, Russel Crowe, and Cameron Crowe all happened to be in the same room. Nobody was injured.