Darth Vader Jokes

How does Darth Vader manage to eat through that mask? He's force fed.

Why is Darth Vader so famous? He was the first black man to admit he is the father.

How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents…

How did Darth Vader figure out what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.

My friends 10 yo daughter made this up while in the elevator today: "Did you know Darth Vader has another daughter?" Mom: "No, who?"
Daughter: "Ella, Ella Vader."

What’s Darth Vader’s corrupt brother’s name? Taxi Vader

Darth Vader could never find love.... He was looking in Alderaan places.

Retailers have pulled all the Darth Vader toys from their shelves... Apparently they are a choking hazard.

Darth Vader walks into his local record shop and asks for a copy of George Michael's debut solo album The guy behind the counter says "I'm sorry, it's out of stock."

Darth Vader shakes his head and says "I find your lack of Faith disturbing..."

Darth Vader was the first black guy to..... admit that he's the father

How does Darth Vader know what he's getting for Christmas? He feels his presents

(This is my only Christmas joke and I am deeply ashamed of that)

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for his Birthday? He felt his presents.

How do we know for sure that Darth Vader isn't black? Because he keeps on saying "I am your father"

why was darth vader arrested? excessive use of force.

Had a dream that I was playing as Darth Vader in Battlefront 2 Woke up and couldn't find my wallet.

1 My kid’s made up Star Wars joke: What does Darth Vader exhale? Carbon Darkside

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature? Luke warm.

^^im ^^sorry

How did Darth Vader know what Luke had for Christmas? He felt his presents.

Just met Darth Vader's corrupt brother. Taxi Vader

You are Darth Vader. How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again? You can't.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.

Darth Vader is not that bad... he is the first black guy to admit he is the father.

Darth Vader is fighting Luke Skywalker... Darth Vader says to Luke: "Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas."
Luke: "How could you possibly know?"
Vader: "I felt your presents."

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas? He felt his presents.

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police? He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

Darth Vader The only black guy who admitted he was the father.

What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady? Darth Vader probably gets high fived

How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic? ...because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

"Can I be frank with you?" "Well okay, but only if I can be Darth Vader with you."

Where does Darth Vader go shopping? At the Darth Mall.

Who was the first black man to admit he was the father? Darth Vader

What is Darth Vader's favorite snack? (Breathe heavy for effect)

"Coooo-Keees"

Darth Vader and Luke Christmas joke Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you are getting for Christmas.

Luke: How?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

An interesting fact about Darth Vader He's got a good poker face

Do you know exactly what Darth Vader did at the end of Star Wars... He Overthrew the Emperor

Why did Darth Vader become bad? To get to the other side.

So we had this substitute teacher the other day She was like Mrs. Darth Vader, you know, heavy breathing, deep voice. When she was taking role, she looked at me and said, "Are you chewing gum young man?" So I said, "No, I'm Alexander Melby."

SON: I have to write a report about my hero. **ME:** Aww, who’d you pick?

**SON:** Darth Vader.

**ME:** Oh. You don’t…you don’t want to maybe pick somebody you know?

**SON [Puts pencil down]:** Who do I know that can choke people with their mind?