Hilarious Data Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Data Jokes

What's the difference between USA and USB? One connects to your devices and accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard.

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What's the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard.

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My stats professor told me that the larger the sample size the more trustworthy the data. I guess the N's justify the means.

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What is the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all of your devices and accesses the data, the other is a hardware standard.

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The misuse of users' Facebook data has caused Mark Zuckerberg significant emotional distress. He asks that you respect his privacy during this challenging time.

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What's the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

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What is the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a hardware standard.

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What's the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all your devices & access your data, and the other is a hardware standard.

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Yo mama's so fat... ...she has to upgrade her data plan every time she sends a selfie.

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There's two types of people Those that can deduce facts from incomplete data

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There are only two types of people in this world... Those who can't extrapolate from incomplete data.

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There are 2 types of people in this world Those with the ability to extrapolate information from incomplete data

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There are two kinds of people in the world There are two kinds of people in the world. There are those who can extrapolate from incomplete data,

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What's the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all devices and stores your data.

The other one is an industry standard.

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What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and Jean Luc Picard? Picard didn't sell Data

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What would Mark Zuckerberg add to the game, if he created MineCraft? Data.

So he can mine it.

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What does baby computer call his father? Data.

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What's the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all of your devices and accesses the data, the other is a hardware standard.

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There are two types of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data…

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Why doesn't Captain Picard have an iPhone He already has an android, and it came with a data plan.

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I like my women like I like my computer data, with the ability to back it up.

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What does a baby computer call its father? Data

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What did the data say to the CPU? Cache me outside

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What's the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all of your devices and stores all your data.

The other is standard hardware.

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What's the difference between USA and USB? One connects to your devices and accesses data, and the other is a hardware standard.

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There are only two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

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There are two types of people: Those who can extrapolate from an incomplete set of data

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There are two types of people in this world: 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data;

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Who is the first person to have downloaded data from the cloud and onto their tablet? Moses.

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What is the difference betweeen the USA and a USB One records and reads all of your personal data, and the other is a hardware standard.

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Types of People There are two types of people in this world:

Ones that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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What's the difference between US-A and US-B? US-A connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and US-B is a hardware standard.

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Claims that cloud storage is the future of smartphone memory issues Sounds good, but I have no data to back it up.

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what does a baby computer call its parents? data & motherboard.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who understand binary

Those who can extrapolate conclusions from incomplete data

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Three men walk in to a bar. One of them is wearing a hat Oops!

Your current data plan doesnt cover this feature. Click here to upgrade.

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What does a baby computer call it's dad? DATA!

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I was visiting my hometown and I drove past the data recovery center I used to work at. It really brought back a lot of memories.

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If I'm carrying around a USB stick Do I have mobile data?

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New Data Jokes

I went to an electronic metal concert the other day.. you could say that was a data mosh.

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Facebook has promised to protect users from future data misuse. Meanwhile, Darth Vader is teaching CPR.

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Why is being an orphan like not being able to pay your phone bill? Because you ain't got no data

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Melania is flying in an airplane She calls for the stewardess

"Please check why my phone's data connection is not working"

"Ma,am we are flying at 36000 feet, how do you suppose it can work?"

"But it should work, my phone has an airplane mode"

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An O-5, a Foundation Agent, and Doctor Bright walk into a bar. [DATA EXPUNGED]

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What did Picard leave in the bathroom? The Captain's Log!

What you call the counsellor, Worf, and Riker in a hottub?
Menage a Troi!

Why did Lor get lost?
Bad Data!

Why did Locutus leave Data's concert?
It was borging.

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There are two types of people in the world Those who can draw conclusions from incomplete data...

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TIL: 5/7 People make up statistics on the spot. There is a 50% chance this data lacks validity though.

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What does the baby computer call his father? Data

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What's a Data Analyst's best pick-up line? Data**S**isbeautiful

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