Hilarious Dessert Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Dessert Jokes

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What does a Jedi on a budget eat for dessert? Only one Cannoli

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What's the difference between a cold dessert and an injured girlfriend? One is ice cream and the other is a sore bae.

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A man is stranded on a dessert island and it was delicious.

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How much dessert does a dieting Jedi eat at an Italian restaurant? Only one cannoli.

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Rene Descartes is having dinner alone at a restaurant... ...when he finishes his meal, the waiter approaches and says "and will monsieur be having dessert?"

"I think not" Descartes replies.

Poof! He disappears.

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So Decartes goes to a restaurant for dinner... After enjoying his meal, the waiter asks Descartes if he would like any dessert. Politely, he responds, "I think not," then immediately disappears.

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What do Women's Studies majors like after dessert? A tip

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What's a grammar teacher's favorite dessert? SYNONYM ROLLS!

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Steps on how to survive being stranded on a dessert island. 1) Check spelling.
2) If correct, enjoy.

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It's my cakeday, so figured I'd tell this joke (game grumps told this joke) What is a Jedi's Favourite Italian dessert...

OBI WAN CANOLI

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I cant think of anything to post for my cakeday I guess just i'll dessert it

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What's Osama Bin Laden's favourite dessert? Big Apple Crumble.

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What dessert best describes your girlfriend after a workout? Sorbet

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Last night in Jail they gave us mint chocolates for dessert. I thought they'd be be gross but they were actually pretty good. Turns out that in-prison mint isn't as bad as I expected.

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What’s Darth Vader’s favorite dessert? *coooooo*

*kieeeee*

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Where is bad dessert taken? Into custard-y!

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What dessert always comes back to you when you throw it away? [OC AFAIK] A Blue Meringue

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What's a monkeys favourite dessert? Lemon Morangutan Pie.

I'm sorry.

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What do cats have for dessert? Mice Crispies

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What does a camel do on a pudding? Walks through the dessert

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What kind of dessert always comes back when you throw it away? A boomeringue.

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No matter how much I love cake.. I would never dessert you.

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What's Bill Gates's favorite dessert apple turnover

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I just drove by an abandoned Dairy Queen. I guess you could say it was *dessert*ed

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Grammar is bringing dessert. The synonym rolls are amazing

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Today I made a dessert for the first time in my life And it was a piece of cake

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What is a white supremacist's favorite dessert? Cake Cake Cake

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how did the Imam order his dessert? Allah mode

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I tried making dessert, but I only had sour milk. It was quite off pudding.

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Everybody said it would be impossible to make a dessert pizza. It turned out to be a pizza cake.

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I once received a fortune cookie of which the fortune was immediately fulfilled... "You will have a weak dessert"

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What's a stoners favorite dessert? Baked goods

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My doctor told me the best way to lose weight is to think of dessert as a drug. I've been freebasing two cannoli a day.

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What did the Italian chef say when he didn’t bring out dessert? Affogato

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My hard of hearing travel agent took me to Afghanistan. But, I asked for a place with nice dessert.

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I noticed this morning that, due to the vibrations of the bus, the pieces of dessert that I was carrying were moving randomly within their container. I believe this is an excellent example of brownie in motion.

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What's a cannibal's favorite dessert... Lady fingers

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A Frenchman, a German, and A Jew are stranded in the dessert... the frenchman says: I'm tired, I'm thirsty I must have wine
the german says: I'm tired, I'm thirsty I must have beer
the jew says: I'm tired, I'm thirsty I must have diabetes

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Why didn't the teddy bear have any thanksgiving dessert? He was already too stuffed

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New Dessert Jokes

Failed 'No Nut November's already... No one told me the dessert had pecans in it!

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More Asgard jokes What's the favorite dessert in Asgard?

Thoreos

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How did the arab find the goat in the dessert? Satisfying

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[Warning: Stupid] What dessert did N'Sync always request on tour? Pie, pie, pie...

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To abandon an ice cream sundae in Death Valley is to Desert your dessert in a desert.

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What do you call a dessert that starts out as a cube of fruit-filled pastry and is slowly stretched until it's long and flat? Extrudel.

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What's the ISIS favourite dessert? TERRORmisu

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I've been told that my personality is a lot like an English guy who doesn't eat dessert... ...off pudding

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I was talking to Mr. T. "I wanted to make you a dessert," I told him. "But I've given up hope."

He said, "Try fool!"

I said, "No, chocolate mousse, actually."

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whats a ghosts favorite dessert? I-scream

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What's a businessman's favorite dessert? A profiterole.

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What's Siri's favorite dessert? Apple Pie

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What is the only Dessert allowed in North Korea? Smart Cookie.

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How did the Muslim enjoy her dessert? Allah Mode

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What's a Texan's favorite dessert? Pie Alamo-de.

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I just had dessert after my Chinese food, but there was no paper in my cookie. That's unfortunate.

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Marriage is like a long boring dinner ... where you ate dessert first.

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A couple of camels are walking in the dessert... And I was like: hey get out of my ice cream cake, you camels.

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert? Because he was stuffed!

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