Hilarious Did You Know Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Did You Know Jokes

Did you know that a piranha can devour a child down to the bone in less than 45 seconds? Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letters of "Postmen" They get really angry

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Did you know there are no canaries on the Canary Islands? Same as with the Virgin Islands... No canaries there either.

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Did you know that Iceland... ...is only one sea away from Ireland?

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Did you know: If you say a number loud enough, you increase its value? For example: 5 equals 5, but

5! equals 120.

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Did you know there are no Walmarts in Syria? ...only Targets

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Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water? If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.

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Did you know 2 x 10 is the same as 2 x 11? **One is twenty, and the other is twenty too!**

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Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in cuba for $1.50 and in jamaica you can get key lime pie for $1.00? Those are the pie rates of the carribean.

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Did you know that the majority of people don't know the opposite of these words? Always

Coming

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Me

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Did you know the first French Fries weren’t actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

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Did you know that Milk is the fastest liquid on earth? It's pasteurized before you even see it.

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Did you know that 97% of the world is stupid? Luckily im in the other 5%

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Did you know if you drink the fluid from a magic 8 ball you can see the future. Trust me. My friend Keith did it once and he said he was going to die and then he did.

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Did you know that it’s wrong to breed eels with eagles? It’s eel-eagle.

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Did you know that you can tell how smart an ant is by catching it on fire? If it burns, it's a smart ant.

If it doesn't, it's retardant.

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Did you know it's illegal to water your plants in China ? It causes the microphones to rust

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Did you know that if you play Nickelback backwards you can hear the devil? But what's even worse is that if you play it forwards you can hear Nickelback

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Did you know if you rearrange the letters in "THE POST OFFICE" Nobody gets their mail.

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Did you know condoms have serial numbers? Oh, I guess you've never rolled one down far enough.

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Did you know that an airplane's propeller is only a big fan and is there to keep the pilot cool? Don't believe me?

Turn it off, and see how much the pilot sweats!

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Did you know that if you take all the blood vessels from an average size human body and lay them out end to end You'll go to prison for a very long time.

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Did you know that trampolines were originally called jumpolines? Until your mom got on one.

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Did you know a piranha can devour a human child to the bone in 30 seconds? Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

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Did you know it's now politically incorrect to say 'black paint'? Now you have to say "Jerome can you please paint the fence".

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Did you know they tested the Mars rover against animal attacks? They had to switch to dogs because Curiosity killed the cat.

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Did you know Donald Trump is banning pre-shredded cheese? TO MAKE MERICA GRATE AGAIN

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Did you know that you can fit any boat on your head like a hat, if you flip it over? That makes it cap sized

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Did you know that light travels faster than sound? That's why some people look bright until they start talking.

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I had a vasectomy. Did you know that it actually doesn't prevent your wife from getting pregnant it just changes the color of the baby. Or at least that's what my mailman said.

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Did you know that 80% of Korean businessmen have caddaracts? The other 20% drive Mercedes

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Did you know that sandals were invented by a Frenchman? His name was Philippe Filoppe.

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Did you know that Jim Carrey lost the use of his left hand for a month in 1997? He was all righty then.

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Did you know that drinking the fluid in a magic 8-ball will let you see the future? I actually have a friend who tried it. He said "I'm going to die" and he was right.

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Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? Yep, it runs in your jeans

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Did you know that Stalin had a girlfriend that cheated on him? You know what, don't worry about it. She's out of the picture now anyway.

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Did you know Bruce Lee had a son other than Brandon? He was a famous vegetarian. His name was Brock.

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Did you know that if you drink the blue liquid from a Magic 8 Ball, you can see the future? My friend Keith did once and he said he was gonna die- and he did!

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Did you know Saturday and Sunday are the strongest days? The rest are just weekdays...

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New Did You Know Jokes

Did you know that only 1 in 4 US Adults with children have a Will? The rest gave them some other names, I assume.

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Did you know I had the heart of a lion? I also have a lifetime ban from Toronto Zoo

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Did You Know Hitler Was Good At Insulting People He at one point Roasted 6 Million Jews

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Did you know that when a short person waves at you... It’s called a microwave

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Did you know that fighting increases your risk of heart attack? Because it's assault.

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Did you know Hellen Keller has a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Did you know that there’s not a single canary In the Canary Islands? The same thing goes for the Virgin Islands, there’s not a single canary there either.

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Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas? Anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush

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Did you know milk is the fastest liquid? It's pasteurized before you know it

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Did you know that women on average only get paid 73 cents to ever dollar a man makes? That’s not fair, it only leaves the man with 27 cents!

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Did you know the Hover Dam was supposed to be twice as tall as it is now? After some re-evaluation, they thought it would be 2 dam high.

I’ll see myself out...

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Did you know cats can jump higher than a house? This is largely due to the cats powerful hind legs and the fact houses cant jump.

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Did you know that you can transfer into a much higher paying job in IT with almost no training? Apparently its all about networking...

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Did you know that in ancient Greece, Hippasus was exiled for discovering that some numbers could not be described with simple whole numbers or fractions? How irrational.

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Did you know that when leaves fall off of trees in the Autumn, it's because of nostalgia? They're trying to get back to their roots.

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Did you know that in North Korea, the soldiers always march to the left? That's because there are no rights.

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Did you know: If you lay out a grown human's intestines end to end, They'll die.

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Did you know there's only 25 letters in the Braille alphabet? They can't c.

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Did you know Jeffrey Dahmer was a closet smoker? He kept the butts behind the couch.

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Did you know that fireflies are the smartest insect? They're the brightest one.

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Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? Yup, it runs in your genes

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Did you know that this week is National Diarrhea Week? It runs from today until the end Friday...

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Did you know that 70% of all Japanese business men have cataracts? The rest drive Rincolns.

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Did you know If you laid out all your veins and arteries next to your body side by side You'd be dead

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Did you know Chinese-Americans never get homesick!? Because for them, everything here is homemade.

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Did you know that Alabama has the highest average GPA in the USA? It's got 4 A's and a B.

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Did you know that counting is illegal in Afghanistan? There's a Taliban

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Did you know that humans on average eat more bananas than monkeys? Nobody I know has ever eaten a monkey before

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Did you know there is a Hungry Hippo that was a US Military Veteran? Yeah! He fought in VietNOM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM

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Did you know they were making dual-sided USB? Now it'll only take **6** tries to plug it in.

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Hey Girl did you know you're over 65% Water? And im thirsty.

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Did you know condoms have a serial number at the very bottom of the ring? I guess you never had to roll it down that far.

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Lot's of people know about Will Smith and rap, but did you know he's good with metal too? Because he's a black Smith.

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Did you know that dogs can't operate MRI machines? Fortunately catscan.

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Did you know.... Six out of seven dwarves are not happy!

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Did you know? The swimming pools in the Titanic are still full

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Did you know that Iceland... ...is only one sea away from Ireland…

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Did you know a girl can make you a millionaire? Only if you're a billionaire.

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Did you know Rick Astley will let you borrow any film from his Pixar collection, excluding one? He's never gonna give you Up.

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Bob ,did you know.............?? **JIM**: Bob ,did you know people eat manure in some parts of the world?

**BOB**: Thats pure bullshit!!!

**JIM**: Exactly.

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Did you know that Kim Jong Un has read every book in existance? Thats why they call him the Supreme Reader

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Did you know the flat earth society has members... all around the globe?

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Did you know they make a divorcee Barbie now? She comes with all of Ken's stuff.

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Did you know? Type O Blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to the lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread and is now called Type “O” blood.

I guess you could call it a typo.

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Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by tossing it in water?! If it sinks... girl ant!
If it floats... buoyant!

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Did you know that my alcoholic friend only weighs two pounds? Long story short, my bud light.

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Did you know you can break your nose if you squint hard enough? I did it on the bus today and some Asian guy punched me in the face!

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Did you know that Lil Wayne's parents were murdered right in front of him? It was what inspired him to become the Batman.

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Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water? If it sinks, it's girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant.

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Did you know Auschwitz has the highest hotel rating? 1.1 million stars

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Did you know Hitler was blinded in WW1? That's when he became a not-see

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Did you know diarrhea is inherited? It runs in your genes.

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Did you know the inventor of the vibrator heard voices saying... "If you build it, they will come."

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Did you know the oval office is full of money? There's a wad of bill's under the desk

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Did you know that NASA sent a bunch of cows into orbit? It was the herd shot round the world.

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Did you know George Washington is not on the 1$ bill? It's just a picture of him.

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Fun fact: Did you know that HIV is Roman for 'high five'? Pass it on - or, rather, don't.

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Did you know that food coloring is very bad for you? If you happen to drink too much you will dye.

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Did you know that 90% of all dog in South Korea are inbred? Most commonly it's whole wheat or rye

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Did you know what 6.9 is? its a good thing screwed up by a period

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