Donkey Jokes

A man with a stutter... A man with a stutter is visiting the doctor.

"How's the stutter?", asks the doctor.

"It's g-getting better. My mate calls me D-Donkey," replies the man.

"Any idea why?" The doctor asks.

"No, but he aw he aw he aw he always calls me that."

A man tries for a job as a blacksmith "Do you have any experience in horseshoeing?"

"No, but I once told a donkey to f**k off."

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a donkey? Kicked out of the petting zoo :(

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth? To prevent tooth DK.

What do Bruce Lee and the Donkey from Shrek have in common? They have both entered the dragon.

What do you call it when Donkey Kong gets a cavity? Tooth DK.

What do you call it when you kill an important donkey? An Assassassination.

I made it up when I was seven and to this day its the only thing I've ever made up that resembles a joke.

Why was Donkey Kongs corpse smelling? It was beginning to DK

I like my women like I like my coffee. Wrapped in a burlap sack and hauled across the border on a donkey by Juan Valdez.

Why did Donkey Kong go to the dentist? He had tooth DK

What do you get if you put human DNA in a donkey? Banned from the zoo.

I once had a job interview at a blacksmiths The owner asked if I'm any good at shoeing horses.

I said "I'm not sure, but I once told a donkey to go away!!!"

Why Donkey Kong always brushes his teeth? To prevent tooth DK.

When a donkey is angry in traffic, what does he do? He honks

[WARNING OC!] What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to his donkey when he's late? "Underlay Underlay Underlay!"

What do you call a group of British gentlemen who have misplaced their donkey? Assless Chaps

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My coworker used to tell me this one.

What happens when a man loses his train of thought? So then I said, put that donkey down!

I like my men like I like my coffee Tied up on the back of a donkey, led by a Columbian.

I like my women how i like my Coffee, in a burlap sack on the back of a donkey.

A blacksmith asked me if I’d ever shoed a horse. I said ... “No. But I’ve told a donkey to f*** off!”

What do you call a donkey with three legs? A wonkey.

I noticed that he called her 'donkey' all night, I asked why and she said....... HEEE-AWWW, HEE-AWWW, HEEEE-AAAALWAYS CALLS ME THAT!

I like my women like I like my coffee Tied up in a sack and thrown on the back of a donkey!

My friend and I were a donkey for Halloween... We just half-assed our costumes.

A horse came into a bar. No wait..... It was a donkey
.A horse came into a donkey.

What happens when you kill Donkey Kong? He starts to DK.

What do you get when you cross a human with a donkey? Banned from the petting zoo

How does a Donkey make its living? Eeyores himself out.

What do you call it when Donkey Kong gets a tooth cavity? Tooth DK

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs A wonkey

Who is the most famous donkey in history? Donkey-ottie

A donkey walks into a bar.... A donkey walks into a bar.
"Where's the horse?" asks the barman.
"Recession," says the donkey.

My wife gave me a mouse and a keyboard for my birthday. I learned to play "KLONKY DONKEY" on the keyboard and trained that little fella to dance.

bowler hat on a donkey Do you know why it's not recommended to put a bowler hat on a donkey?
Because no one likes a smartass...

If I ever get a donkey I'm going to name it Hoatie so it will be named after someone famous... This way I can call it Donkey Hoatie

What do you call a colonoscopy on a donkey? An assassin.

What do you call a donkey in space An ASStronaut.

When is a donkey spelled with one letter? When it's U!

What do you get when you cross a monkey and donkey? Beaten by two angry animals

A Jew and a donkey walk into a bar Punchline is same as joke #267