Hilarious Drawing Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Drawing Jokes

Why does North Korea excel at drawing straight lines? Because they have a supreme ruler

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I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high... She looked surprised.

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised.

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrow too high She looked surprised.

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Told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high She looked surprised.

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My friend shaved her eyebrows and has been drawing them on. Lately, she's been drawing them too high. When I told her, she looked surprised.

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I told the wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

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Why is North Korea excellent at drawing straight lines? Because of their supreme ruler.

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I told my wife her she was drawing her eyebrows too high She looked surprised

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I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high She seemed surprised

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I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised.

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

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A broke man goes to a famous lawyer... "I have no money but I can give you an original Picasso drawing"

"That sounds good! What are you accused of?"

"stealing a Picasso drawing."

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I don't know who this Rorschach guy is, but he is really good at drawing pictures of my disappointed father. Credit to one of the writers of the Daily Show when I saw him do stand up, but I don't remember the name.

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Why does North Korea excel at drawing straight lines? Because they got a supreme ruler

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I told my friend that she was drawing her eyebrows too high She looked surprised

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Man this rorschach guy is really creepy He keeps drawing pictures of my parents arguing

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My friend is a pickup artist but has no success with women Its probably because he spends most of his time drawing F-150s

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows to high She looked surprised

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I don't know who this Rorschach guy is but..... Why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting?

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So who is this "Rorschach" guy... ...And why does he love drawing pictures of naked men?

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I didn't think I was any good at drawing until my parents took me to see the doctor Anyone else on the artistic spectrum?

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high She looked suprised

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______________________ I'm drawing a blank here.

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Who's this Rorschach dude? And why is he so good at drawing pictures of my mom beating me?

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A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150. He’s a pickup artist.

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A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150. He is a pickup artist.

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I made a quick drawing of a dark alleyway yesterday. It's a very sketchy place.

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My friend challenged me to finish his bird drawing. He had already drawn the head, torso and legs. To be honest, I just winged it.

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Why is North Korea so good at drawing straight line? Because they have a supreme ruler.

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I told my friend that he was drawing his eyebrows too high. He looked surprised.

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Does anyone know who this Rorschach guy is? He keeps drawing pictures of my parents fighting

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My mom told me I was autistic But I'm not good at drawing.

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I can tolerate many drawing tools... But straightedges are where I draw the line.

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I'm bad at reading social cues, can't make eye contact, am really good at drawing, and don't pick up on sarcasm... I think I might be artistic.

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Borders in the Middle-East don't matter so much... You're just drawing lines in the sand.

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyes too high. She looked surprised

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I took a drawing lesson about perspective The teacher didn’t go in depth

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A Brow Beating I told my girlfriend that it looked like she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

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New Drawing Jokes

Your brother keeps punching you all the time... One day, you've decided that enough is enough, and you're drawing a line between you and him.



You call it a punchline.

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I said to my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

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Did you see that police drawing of that guy on the news?!? He looked sketchy

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I told my girlfriend that...... I told my girlfriend that it looked like she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

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I finally told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows on too high She looked surprised

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Surprising Girlfriend I told my Girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

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A Russian artist was drawing a landscape and he messed up... ...so he had to retrace his steppes.

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I accidentally stabbed myself with a tablet pen the other day... ...I ended up drawing blood.

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Eyebrows I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

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I was stalked for hours by a creepy dude who kept following me everywhere and drawing pictures of me He was really sketching me out.

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Why was the physics teacher naked? He was drawing free-body diagrams!

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I've noticed that women are natural born artists From drawing eyebrows to drawing conclusion.

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What time does a Mexican artist who likes drawing watches start? tres a clock.

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I write out all my jokes in chalk because it helps me refine them... But this one is going nowhere so it's back to the drawing board.

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