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Funniest Drum Jokes
A lamb, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff. *baa-dum-tssssssssss*
A goat, a drum, and a rattlesnake fall down a cliff... ba dum tss
A Sheep, a Drum, and a Snake fall off a cliff Baa-Dumm-Tsss
A goat, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff.. Baa- dum- ssss
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff... Baa dum tssssss
a sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff.... Baaah-Dum-tsssss
A goat, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff. Bah dum tss!
My music teacher at school told me never to hit a drum again or I could get in serious trouble. I did, and he was right. There was serious re-percussions
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff BA-DUMM-TSS
I bought a 5 gallon drum of correction fluid the other day. Big mistake.
Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving? Because you only need one arm to drum along..
A goat, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff... Baa Dum Tss
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff. Ba-dum-tss.
A broken drum is the best gift for Christmas
You just can't beat it.
On the other hand, a wife would be the worst gift because you definitely can...
My girlfriend is in a band
My girlfriend is in a band, and for our anniversary I bought her a new drum kit.
It was a cymbal of my love.
I hope this is an original joke.
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff Baa-Dum-Tss
I bought my son a drum set today My wife was furious at me but I was ready to face the re-percussions
A Sheep, a drum and a snake simultaneously fall from a cliff... Bah Dum Tss
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff. Baa-dum-tssss.
A sheep, drum and snake fall down a cliff. Baa-dum-tss
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff. Baa dum hiss
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff. Baaa-dum-tsss
What happens if you throw a sheep, a drum and a snake down a cliff? Ba dum tss.
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff Ba-dumm-tsss
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff together. Ba-dum-tss
What's the best present in the world? A broken drum, you can't beat it!
Don't you dare hit that drum again! If you do, there will be repercussions!
What’s yellow and lives off dead beetles?
Yoko Ono.
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The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album. It’s mostly drum and bass.
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off of a cliff. Ba Dum Tss
A sheep, drum and snake fall off a cliff Baa-Dum-Tss
A sheep a drum and a snake fall down a cliff Ba-dum-tis
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff badum tss
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff... Baa dum tsssss
A sheep, a drum and a snake fell down a cliff Ba-Dum-Tsss
What musical instrument do you get if you fill a 55-gallon drum with fish? A bass drum.
A sheep, a drum and a snake all fell down a cliff Ba. Dumm. Tss
I fell and hit my head on my drum set today...
Me: Dad, I think I have a concussion
Dad: No son, you have a PER-cussion
What allowed the B boys to make it in hip hop and drum n bass? The A men break
A sheep, a drum and a snake walked in to a bar.... Baae dom tss