Hilarious Egyptian Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Egyptian Jokes

All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh... But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.

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What did one Egyptian say to the other when they farted at the same time? Looks like we've got a Tutankhamen.

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Egyptian alcoholics are the hardest to talk to..... They are always in denial.

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The Egyptian man became a bone doctor... They called him a Cairopractor

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Why was the Egyptian kid confused? Because his daddy was a mummy

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What is it called when an Egyptian scams you? A pyramid scheme.

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Egyptian joke A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher.

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An Egyptian man won't accept that he is a bad swimmer, so he jumped into the river... He's still in the Nile.

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Tesla is considering releasing a line of electric buses named after Egyptian gods. It'll be A-new-bus.

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I keep having bad dreams about an ancient Egyptian mummy attacking me while I'm cooking. I call them my... Rameses kitchen nightmares.

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Why shouldn't you work for an Egyptian company? They're all pyramid schemes

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Did you hear about the ancient Egyptian man that launched a successful stone quarry business? Turns out it was a pyramid scheme all along.

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Did you hear about the Egyptian who refused to accept that he was drowning? He was in denial

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The egyptian man wouldnt admit he'd fallen in a river I guess he was in de Nile

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Why is it so hard for egyptian alcoholics to get help? Because they're too deep in the nile

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Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends? They've got a "toot in common."

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What do you call an Egyptian back-doctor? A Cairo-practor.

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My Egyptian friend just couldn't believe he was drowning... turns out he was in de-Nile

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I received a call from a man trying to sell shares in Egyptian property. Sounded like a pyramid scheme.

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What happens to Egyptian girls who forget to take their pills? They become mummies.

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Anyone want to invest in my new African-Asian fusion restaurant? It's going to be call "Wok like an Egyptian".

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If two Egyptian pharaohs farted at the same time... ...did they toot in common?

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Two archaeologists are excavating an ancient Egyptian tomb Suddenly both archaeologists let out loud farts in unison. They turn to each other and one says, “Hmm, it seems that we have a Tutankhamen”

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What do you call an Egyptian Pharaoh who rarely farts? Toot-uncommon!

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Did you guys hear about that Egyptian con-artist? Turns out he was running a pyramid scheme all along.

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An old Egyptian pharaoh drowned himself when he learned the new, younger pharaoh was taking over... He was in denial.

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What do you call an Egyptian chef? Gordon Ramses.

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Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer? In denial.

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An Egyptian farmer refuses to believe his fields had flooded... He was in De Nile.

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What do you call an Egyptian spine manipulator? A Cairo-practor

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Why was the Egyptian boy confused? Because his dad was a mummy.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian man accept that he was drowning? Because he was in de-NILE

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Why didn't the peasants attend the Egyptian king's open palace party? The address was "2, Pharaoh Way"

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The Egyptian kayaker who lost his paddle just couldn't accept the fact that

he was stuck in de nile.

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So these two ancient Egyptian brothers are mummifying their father. After several hours one of the brothers realises how long they've been working. So he turns to his brother and says "Hey, let's wrap this up."

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I started investing in Egyptian tourism Until I realized it was just a pyramid scheme

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Did You Hear About The Egyptian Crocodile That Heard About His Wife Cheating? He's in De-Nile

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My grandad is egyptian.... He's an old giza

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My Egyptian friend's mother just died today. He's in denial.

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New Egyptian Jokes

Did you here about the Egyptian man drowning He was in de-Nile

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TIL there’s ancient Egyptian royalty who used a form of social media avant la lettre Have you guys not heard of Nefertweeti?

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My son couldn't believe that he didn't pass his Egyptian History exam. He was in the Nile.

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What do you call an Egyptian who thinks life is meaningless? A Nileist.

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When the Chinese-Egyptian guy at work brings in cake: "For he's a jolly good Pharaoh..."

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Where do Egyptian's have their morning coffee? At the nearest "On The Ra"

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Blondes and a Mummy Two blondes are looking at an Egyptian mummy.

Blonde 1 : look so many bandages ! Must have been a car accident.

Blonde 2 : yeah ! They have give the license plate number as well , BC 1760

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What's an Egyptian's favorite stage of grief? D'Nile

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What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all? Toot-in-common

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[Egyptian] a German and Egyptian are invited for free drinks at a bar. The German notices the Egyptian is still carrying money and asks, "why did you bring your money, everything is free" so the Egyptian replies: "If I die today i'd like to go to heaven"

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I told my disbelieving Egyptian friend that he was standing in a river... ...but he was in The Nile.

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