Hilarious Election Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Election Jokes

"You're telling me that I'm losing my job because Donald Trump won the election? WHY, BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!" "Mister President, we've been over this..."

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Roy Moore Election results are coming in. He is only in the teens.

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Putin won the election with 76.6% of the vote Funnily enough the exact same percent I gave myself when my teacher told us we could mark our own tests and I didn't want to look suspicious

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Why does Donald Trump secretly want to lose the election? Because if he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood.

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Apparently Monica Lewinsky won't be voting for Hillary Clinton this election She says the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth

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What is the difference between Clinton and Putin? Putin can win a rigged election.

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United States 2020 Election results are in! Oh wait sorry this is just for us Russians.

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea? Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

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What costs hundreds of millions of dollars but is worthless? 2nd place in a presidential election.

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No matter who wins the presidential election, it will be historic. We'll either have the first female president, the first Jewish president, the first Canadian president, or the last president.

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With all this media coverage about the clowns... I'll be so glad when the election is over.

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Who is going to win tonight's presidential election? The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

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Trump Advisor: "You should't have called Putin to congratulate him on winning a sham election...." Trump: "Why not? He called to congratulate me!"

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Election Day Drinking Game: Every time Donald Trump is elected President, we all drink and just never stop.

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I think I'll vote the NSA for president... ...because at least they'll listen to the voters even after the election.

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I Hear that Russia is so mad about the US airstrike in syria That they are seriously considering voting democratic in the next election.

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If Trump wins the election, I'm leaving the country. If Clinton wins the election, I'm leaving the country.

This isn't a political post; I just want to travel.

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Putin recently won the election with about 77 percent of the vote, Over the next few weeks Russia will see a 23 percent population decrease.

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After the election, I'm moving to Greenwich, England I don't know what I'll do in the mean time.

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I’m from a future where Trump won re-election and solved Global Warming Just a heads up though, nuclear winter is a bit chilly.

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As a Hilary supporter in Colorado, I'm still happy with the outcome of the election. Since proposition 106 passed I can legally kill myself now that trump won.

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Why do the election results take so long? It’s a race between two 70+ year old men. What do you expect?

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Trump called Putin to congratulate him on winning the election. Putin said, 'Thanks, but why have you waited for over a year?

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At the next election I am going to vote for the NSA Because they listen to the voters even after the elections.

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With the Brexit vote being compared to the Presidential election, I have only one thing to say Make America Great Britain again!

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If Trump wins the election *Orange* is the new *Black*

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BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump does not accept presidential election... Says he doesn't want to move into an estate which previously had black tenants.

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At least in 4 years we'll be able to look back at this election with 2020 vision.

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This Election Day will be like a dinner date with Bill Cosby. When you wake up, you just know something bad happened.

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Election Day was the perfect day to go see Doctor Strange... I got to experience a scary bizarro world were sanity was cast aside and the laws of nature were twisted to the breaking point, and I also went to a movie.

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If a Republican candidate who is hated by the GOP establishment and loathed by half the country just won the election... ...maybe Hillary should consider running as a Republican!

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Millions of children are being inspired by seeing their first presidential election. If a misogynistic con artist and a lying criminal can run for president, then so can that kid eating dirt on the playground.

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United States 2020 Election results are in! Ой, подождите, извините, это только для нас, русских.

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A lot of people keep saying to me Trump cheated the election. Well, honestly we shouldn't be Russian to collusion's.

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In the latest federal North Korean election, Kim Jung Un won 100% of the vote. A landslide victory against his sole competitor: "*Or else*".

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Woohoo! Donald Trump won the presidential election! As a Clinton voter I'm not happy that he won, just happy that I'm not Mexican

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UK General Election In April, May said "June!"

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Russian Elections Ministry of Russian election announcement: Elections of Vladimir Putin will commence as planned in 2018.

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With the election coming close, I trust Bill Clinton the most... He always picked someone other than Hillary, so I will too.

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New Election Jokes

Do you know why persident Trump is a fan of Pfizer? He can't read well enough to differentiate between election and erection, and thinks if he just buys enough blue pills, the erectoral college will stand up for him

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Listen, guys. I’m not conservative, but I’ll be the first to admit that after 4 years in office President Trump DID make America great again. When he lost re-election.

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I'm not voting for Trump nor Biden this election I live in the UK

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The 2020 presidential election. Yeah no that's it. That's the actual joke.

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American Politics: How to win the 2020 election Cut interest rates to such a low level (negative) that the banks start PAYING YOU interest for your mortgage debt, consumer (credit card) debts and student loan debts.

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Anyone else tired of seeing the same joke over and over again? The next election can’t come quick enough.

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If Biden wins the primary and runs against Trump... It's going to be an uncomfortably close election.

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Why won't the Democrats win the Presidential election in 2020. Because they're Biden their time.

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What is called when the people behind trump's election get together to tell jokes? 4chan

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A politician helps an old lady across the street... when they’ve crossed the politician says...

”I suppose you’ll vote for me during the election now?”

the the lady replies...

”No, I have problems with my legs not my head.”

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Despite the fact she is a Democrat, Monica Lewinsky decided to vote for Trump in the last election... ....she said to her friend, "I'd like to vote for Hillary, but the last Clinton left a very foul taste in my mouth."

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The truth is, the election was actually just a big mistake alot of the voters were rushin'

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Vladimir Putin receives a phone call from his assistant after the election... "Good morning, Mr. Putin. I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that your adversary has taken 61% of the vote. The good is, you've taken more."

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I don't think Putin won a fair election Hillary won the popular vote

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The Russian Election is coming up again pretty soon I hear Putin won

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I don’t know why Roy Moore is surprised at loosing the election. He did have a reputation for coming in a little behind.

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Calls that Roy Moore would win the election were... Pre-mature

Big shoutout to Alabama though for not becoming the joke of the whole country

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Apparently Monica Lewinsky didn’t vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

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Russian Intelligence has a meeting prior to the US election... Russian Intelligence has a meeting prior to the US election to decide the strategies to meddle with the elections. The boss starts the meeting saying, "Let's Putin Trump."

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How did the Democrats feel about the results of Georgia's special election ? The just couldn't Handel the loss. They had worked their Ossof for it.

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UK ELECTIONS UPDATE It's post election fever in the UK.
And the British ladies are more confused than ever!
They are Conservative in the day, Liberal at night and nine months later in Labour😂😂

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When is the beginning of June also the end of May? When it's the UK general election

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The Russian election system Where citizens choose between Vladimir Putin or a KGB firing squad.

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What did the Russians do to celebrate the election? They went to Jared.

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[WP] You are a candidate running for a seat in the senate, the day before the election you body slam a reporter. Election Day comes and goes and you end up the winner! There are no repercussions and, in fact, it makes you even more popular among your base.

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Conservative America really learned something this last election cycle The word "deplorable"

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Why was Trump going to be the winner in the past election? Because orange is the new black.

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Trumps election win is like his erection He keeps on telling us that it was large, magnificent, and very hard. But we all know it was small, pathetic, and needed a little assistance to happen.

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Clinton didn't lose the election because of misogyny... Most of Trump's voters love a strong heroin.

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Trump and Hillary walk into a bar... It'd been set pretty low. (See: /r/jokes since the election ended.)

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What was the best part of the 2000 election for Nice Guys? Hanging Chads

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Gary Johnson woke up the day after the election... Gary Johnson: "What happened? Am I president?"

Doctor: Sir, we found you passed out naked in the desert.

Gary Johnson: Far out man.

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If Hillary won the election she would have become the first F president. I said F because someone deleted the emale.

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The Mayans foresaw the election Their aim was off by 4 years.

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What did the zeros say after the election? He will not divide us

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I guess aliens don't exist, I'm pretty sure Trump would've spilled the beans, unless he's keeping them secret until next election... ... so he can run on the campaign of "building a roof to keep America safe from aliens."

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So is the 2020 Election Season open yet? Or is the succession now inherited?

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On election night Trump asked if he had won... Putin said urine

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Just found out there is a whole series on Netflix about this year's election results. Orange is the new black.

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Democrats have been really angry over the 2016 election results The last time Democrats were THIS angry is when the Republicans took their slaves away

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What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day? Don't blow it

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Civil war To all of the Hillary supporters who are unhappy with the election and would like to start a civil war, just remember, you are on the side that doesn't want any guns.

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I Can see the future, Donald Trump wins the election This post made with **Internet Explorer**

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A joke from Korea "Americans are saying that in 2016, they will either have their first woman president, or their first insane president.

Like what's the big deal? Korea did both in one election cycle back in 2012"

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In a recent interview a few Germans were asked why they are celebrating Trump's election... Their response: "For ze first time in modern history, ve will not be ze ones to start ze vworld vwar"

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What do you call a stripper working for the election? A poll dancer

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Trump had a very calm considerate speech for the election Can we confirm Michelle Obama did not write it?

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And the winner of the 2016 presidential election is Hillary! - Steve Harvey

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On 9/11, one of the worst things in American history occured... Condolences from the UK on Trump winning the election.

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Gary Johnson is happy with the election results... He's got a new Mountain of Salt to climb.

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After the US Presidential Election, I can't play bridge properly anymore... Bidding No Trump doesn't work

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Watching this election has been like watching my fantasy football team on sundays... Always projected number 1 in points
( owning bell, brown, rodgers) , and always losing games

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People keep joking that they'd rather live on mars because of the election. Last I checked, mars is a _red_ state...

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Why is the American Presidential Election always on a Tuesday? Because Tuesday is choose-day.

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This election is so screwed up that Megyn Kelly seems reasonable. This election is so screwed up that Megyn Kelly seems reasonable.

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What is the biggest joke in the world as of now? The current US presidential election

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Election There was an election in New York.

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This election season has taught me a lot about what it must feel like to be a reasonable, level-headed Christian . . . You really really like this one Jewish socialist guy, but you have a really hard time tolerating most of his other fans.

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Why Donald Trump might win the election but resign on the first day? He finds out he has to move in to a small house in a black neighborhood!

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There is a Polish supermarket around the corner from my house. I tried to go there after the last election, but the polls were closed.

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