Hilarious Element Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Element Jokes

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Which element is most likely to surrender an electron? Francium.

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What is an office ninja's most deadly weapon? The element of supplies

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Go back in time and kill Hitler as a baby. He'd be so freaked out that a baby is trying to murder him, you'll have the element of surprise.

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Scientists have discovered the new element AH The element of suprise

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The Chinese have successfully tested their new Stealth Drones. Not only will they be used in Recon and Combat missions but they will have the ability to drop vital equipment onto the battlefield.

They will have the element of supplies.

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Breaking: scientists sneak up on periodic table And add the element of surprise

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My favorite element is Helium I can't speak highly enough of it

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Chuck Norris joke cause it's been a long time. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

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Figured this is an appropriate time to tell this. What is an Undertaker's favorite element? Barium.

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Which element of the Periodic Table is the poorest? Antimony. ^I'm ^so ^sorry...

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What's the most capable element? Tin, because tin can.

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Why is North Korea going fail against America? They lack the element of supplies

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Copper is the only element that have eyes Becuase it can Cu.

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What's a pirate's favourite element? Gold of course - what would a pirate want with argon?

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What does AH stand for in the Periodic Table? The Element of Surprise

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Why does nobody like the element Bi? Because he's all up in your bismuth.

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What kind of plant contains every known element? A chemis-tree.

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Some people say “if you can’t beat them, join them” I say “if you can’t beat them, beat them”, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise

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My favourite element is helium.. I can't speak highly enough of it.

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The periodic table just got one block smaller Scientists now say Plutonium is not a real element

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The bears in China discovered a new element... It's Panda-monium

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Why can't you scare a chemist? ...because they always lack the element of surprise...

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What's Michael Jackson's favourite element? Helium

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If I was an element on the Periodic Table... ...I'd be a noble gas. I don't form bonds easily, if at all.

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I had to sell my Honda Guess I am out of my element now

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What is Mike Tyson's favorite element? None of your Bismuth

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Scientists discovered a new element, and it shocked everyone. It was the element of surprise.

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My favourite element in the periodic table is ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQSTUVWXYZ Or, as it's also known, R gone

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Why did the element Fluorine get a copyright strike? Because it was extremely reactive

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I never really liked chemistry... There's always an element of surprise.

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Why is the element Ah always so hard to find on the periodic table? It’s the element of surprise.

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The most shocking element about the college bribery scandal is USC is being called an elite university.

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Scientists have discovered a new element that appears and disappears at random times. They are calling it the element of... SURPRISE!

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Why must aspiring ninjas study the periodic table? To master the element of surprise! - haha happy Saturday 🙂

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What's the flashes favorite element? Barium

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Why does Kendrick Lamar like to roll past the police in a Honda? Because they can't take him out his Element

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A group of scientists won’t stop arguing over the properties of a newly found element are known around their office As the Mass debaters

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What's after the last element on the periodic table AH- the element of surprise

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I think metals are my favorite type of element The other ones just seem so lackluster.

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New Element Jokes

What is an element that criminals don't like? Copper

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Which element hangs out with their fellow frat dudes? It’s that Bromine!

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What's the most alphabetical element? Phosphorus.

It's the element o' P.

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Which element is the top three? Podium

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Which element on the periodic table is best at concealing itself? Hydrogen.

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What Is A Wrinkled Shirt's Least Favorite Element? Iron! Hahahahahahahahahahaha

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I think the 79th element in the periodic table is hilarious It's comedy gold!

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What's a pirate's favourite element of the peri-arrr-dic table? Arr-gon?

No. Gold, you idiot.

Happy International Talk like a Pirate day!

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New element on periodic table It is called AH! It is an element of surprise

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What's the difference between a hooker and an escort? About $500 and a slight element of doubt to the outcome of the evening.

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Who is an element's favorite baseball player? Al Kaline.

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What's Trump's favorite element? Fire

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What's a programmers's favourite element? Cesium

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I tried making a chemistry joke today... ... But all the good element jokes Argon

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A Recent Discovery in the Scientific Community has Caused an Outrage... Chaos ensued when scientists discovered a new element while studying a panda named Mon. The only thing that caused more insanity was the name of the element.

Panda-Mon-ium.

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Joke for the Physicists What's the heaviest naturally occurring element in the universe? U - not yo mamma like everyone's been telling you all your life.

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