Elon Musk Jokes

Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team-up and make a medicine to treat erectile dysfunction, and name it ElonGate.

Why did Elon Musk choose SpaceX to land on mars? Because if he chose SpaceY he’d land on 14 year old boys.

Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team up and make a medicine to cure erectile dysfunction And name it "Elon-Gate"

Why did Elon Musk go broke? Because his car insurance rates were astronomical.

Elon Musk: Did you move my car? Team: Yeah.

Elon: Into the parking space, like I asked?

Team: Parking!?

I really hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal Elongate would be really drawn out

Why did Elon Musk send a Tesla into outer space? When NASA sent a Challenger up, it didn't go so well.

Elon Musk I hope Elon Musk never gets into a scandal. ElonGate would be really drawn out.

I hope Elon Musk never gets into a scandal Elon-gate would be really drawn out

Elon Musk is reported to have written a short joke on his Falcon Heavy rocket. I guess the real joke is in the comets.

Do you know what Elon Musk could've called his submarines if they were built in time to save those children? Thai Pods.

Man, you gotta hand it to Elon Musk… He knows how to dispose of a dead body in style.

Elon Musk was born in South Africa, and made an electric car. What if he had been born in Madagascar? He would have made a gas car

What’s Elon Musk’s favourite comedy? Bambi

Why couldn't Elon Musk enter his house? Because his door was locked and he left the keys in his car.

I hope Elon Musk doesn't get into a scandal Elongate would be pretty drawn out.

I hope Elon Musk never gets in a scandal Elongate would be really drawn out.

Elon Musk is making a new cologne. It’s called “Elon Musk.”

How does Elon musk plan on populating mars? SpaceX

What do you call Elon musk’s body guards? Musketeers.

I took at job at Elon Musk's tunnelling company, I quit after two weeks. It was a boring job.

If Elon Musk discovered an alien, started dating it, and then unceremoniously broke up with it Would it be his Space Ex?

I hope that Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal Elongate would be really drawn out.

What's the difference between Elon Musk and Jared the Subway guy? Elon wanted to put Thai boys into small objects, Jared wanted to put small objects into Thai boys.

What movie was produced by Elon Musk? Madatgascar

Did anyone see the new Elon Musk movie? It's called MadAtGasCar.

What's Elon Musk's favorite meal of the day? Launch.

I don’t think Elon Musk’s comments hurt his odds of being elected to public office Now he just has to run as a Republican

Did you hear about elon musk sending a tesla car into space? To *drift* for all eternity

Two guys walk into a bar They walk up to the robot bartender and the first guy says "I'll have an h2o." The second guy says "I'll have an h2o too!" The robot bartender then murders them both because Elon Musk was right about AI.

Elon Musk's new tunnel boring machine is.... quite a ground breaking invention.

Had a bet going with a friend over who would be the first to get those kids out of that cave, Elon Musk or the Navy SEALs... ...He said Elon Musk, I said it would be a Thai.

What do you call a baby elon musk? Babylon

I'm sorry!

The new Tesla cars don't come with that new car smell. They have an Elon Musk

Did she know that Elon Musk was cheating on her? Yeah, Amber Heard

Say what you will about Elon Musk but with his plans to bring people to Mars, no one is a more creative serial killer.

What do people say when Elon Musk says ,"I'm going to the gym."? Musk-u-liar

Elon Musk is coming out with a new Tesla model The Model Ex... it's going to be the most expensive Telsa to date.

Why did Elon Musk move to an African island? Because he was mad at gas car.