Hilarious Evil Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Evil Jokes

Why is the North Korean dictator so evil? Because he has no Seoul.

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Today I quit drinking for good now I only drink for evil

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I've finally stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil

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If the number 666 is considered evil ..is 25.8069758 the root of all evil?

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King: How many volunteers do we have for my evil army? Squire: 384 my liege

king: Ok, round them up

Squire: 400 my liege

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What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys? A neck romancer.

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I finally stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.

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If the number 666 is considered evil... does that mean that 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil?

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My grandfather developed cancer in his early twenties. He is considered to be the most evil scientist that ever lived.

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Did you ever hear about the Lucky Charms leprechaun's evil twin? He was tragically malicious.

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Today I stopped drinking for good Now I drink for evil.

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Me: Sometimes I hear a voice and I think it might be an evil spirit, should I be afraid? **Therapist:** That's actually quite common, sometimes I hear a whiny bitchass girly voice.

**Me:** What do you mean?

**Therapist:** There it goes again.

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If number 666 is evil, then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.

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My ex had weekly lessons with the devil on how to become more evil I still don't know how much she charged him though.

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I'm quitting drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.

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If 666 is the evil number Then 25.806975... is the root of all evil.

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Why is Kim Jong-un so evil? He doesn't have a Seoul

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I quit drinking for good Now I only drink for evil

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If 666 is the mark of the beast... ... and the beast is pure evil wouldn't 25.8069758011278803 technically be the root of all evil?

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Dr Horrible got a great deal on getting into the Evil League of Evil It only cost him a Penny

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If the number 666 is considered evil… Is 25.8069758 the root of all evil?

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What does an evil cow say? Moohaha

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I gave up drinking for good. Now I only drink for evil.

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My grandfather developed cancer when he was younger. Some say he’s the most evil scientist who ever lived.

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Do you know what evil kisses sound like? Muah hahaha

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What did the evil optician say? "You'll see. You'll ALL see! Muahahahahaha!"

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who's the most evil muslim person that ever lived? a guy named Muhahahahahamed, probably

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I quit drinking for good Now I drink for evil

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Don't live backwards: It's evil.

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What does the evil optometrist say? "you'll see. You'll all see! Muahahahaha!"

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Not many people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother that an evil scientist used to experiment on. His name was FrankEinstein

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I am happy to say that I finally quit drinking for good! Now I drink for evil!

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I think my wife has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more and more evil... ...I don't know how much she charges him.

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No wonder North Korea's so evil... It's hard to be merciful if you have no Seoul

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If the number 666 is evil... ... does that mean 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil?

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What does Joker do when he's not plotting or committing evil crimes? He rides his Harley.

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Capcom is developing a new game based on Donald Trump... It's called President Evil.

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If the number 666 is considered evil ..is 25.8069758 the root of all evil?

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If 666 is evil then... 25.806975801127 is the root of all evil.

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New Evil Jokes

The US election is reminiscent of Lord of the rings A last stand of the people against an evil orange entity and its minions

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I come from a long line of lying medi-evil siege weapon makers. A lot of Balista comes from *this* guy.

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What's the name of the superhero that stops crimes by nagging the evil-doers? Chider-Man.

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Did you know that if you keep on beating gold it gets harder? This is known as work gardening and it leads me to believe that Gold Finger may have been evil simply because he was lonely.

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How old was Adolf Hitler when he started showing outward evil? NEIN!!!

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What do you do when your ogre gets possessed by an evil demon? Call a shrexorcist!

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I've heard of some evil criminals before . . . but this bakery thief really takes the cake!

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I had to use a fork to grate some ginger today... I'm convinced I've found the root of all evil.

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I learned an evil magic spell to make readers feel great despair with only 3 words. Awkward childhood memories.

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what kind of plans did the fat evil guy have Diabetical

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What's the similarity between a Woman and the Devil? A Woman is Evil without the D.

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My friend thinks that the Canadian PM is an evil guy. I don't think that's Trudeau.

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What do you call an evil paper bag? Tear-ible

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I'm done with smoking, for good... now I only smoke for evil

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What kind of eggs do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs!

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Why is Kim Jong Un so evil? He has no Seoul.

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People told me to stop drinking for good. So I am now drinking for evil.

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What's Swedish Chef's evil twin's name? Swedish Jeff

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Proof that women are evil. If we assume :

Women require time and money. Women = time * money

Time equals money. Women = money * money = money^2

Money is the root of all evil. Women = sqrt(evil))^2

Women are evil. Women = evil

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Where do you find evil artifacts from outer space? At the Sithsonian.

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There's a new superhero in town.. There's a new superhero in town and he is the 'Aluminium Man'.
He will foil your evil plans!

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Hitler was a hero... He single handedly ended the Holocaust, and killed one of the most evil people from history!

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I finally quit drinking for good Now I drink for evil 😈

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Only evil math geniuses will get this Because I just foiled their (p+l)(a+n)

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Just as there is a balance of good and evil.... There's a Friday for every Monday.
Have a great week :)

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I'm gonna pitch a show to Netflix, called"Speak No Evil" Its about mimes that commit murder

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A cow becomes evil and then laughs MOOhahahahhaa

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A cow turns evil and then laughs Muhaha

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I only know six people that are more evil than Hitler So come on people, we need a few more members

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What does an evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.

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It's like we're living in a video game... "President Evil"

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