Hilarious Forest Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Forest Jokes

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it... ...then my illegal logging business is a success.

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A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree When he got there, he started to swing at a tree when it suddenly shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!”

The lumberjack laughed and said, “And you will dialogue.”

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I was pretty excited when I heard Logan Paul went into a suicide forest A little upset to find out he came back

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Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? To kill his career.

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A lumberjack went to a magic forest to cut a Tree.. Upon arrival to the tree he started swinging at the tree.
"But, I'm a talking tree" said the tree.
"And you will dialogue" replied the lumberjack.

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A lumberjack went into a magical forest to cut down a tree. Just as he began to swing his axe at a tree, the tree called out, "Wait! I'm a talking tree!"

The lumberjack grinned, "And you will dialogue!"

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Two toothpicks are hanging out in a forest, ... when all of a sudden they see a hedgehog passing by. So, one of them shrugs and goes like, "Hm, I didn't even know they had public transportation here."

[my gf's fav joke, literal translation from German]

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What's Forest Gump's password? 1forest1

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If Linkin Park plays in a forest, and no one is there to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?

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I was rated "number 1 most likely to not murder you in a cabin in a forest" in highschool. I know, kind of a weird thing to be rated for but you won't find someone who disagrees.

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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it... thats good... my illegal logging business is a success.

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How to anger Lord of the Rings fans? When you're watching The Two Towers and the ents are marching, shout "RUN, FOREST! RUN!"

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How does a crazy person walk through the forest? He takes the psychopath.

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What's forest gumps wifi password? 1forest1

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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to to hear it... Then my illegal logging business is a success

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[Blonde Joke] Two blondes are walking in the forest and they come across some tracks. They start arguing about what animal they belong to. In the middle of their heated argument they got run over by a train.

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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it... then my illegal log cutting business is doing well.

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A lumberjack walks into an enchanted forest. As he goes to chop down a tree, it calls out. "Wait, don't chop me down. I'm a talking tree!" The lumberjack smiles. "And you will dialogue."

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A lumberjack went into a magical forest to cut down a tree Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!”

The lumberjack grinned and said, “And you will dialogue.”

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I'm gonna dress up as Forest Gump tonight and go to the movies and make a a scene. Then I will have to apologize for ruining their Black Panther party

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A father and a daughter are walking in a dark forest The daughter says: ”Dad, I’m scared”.
The father replies: ”Imagine how scared I’ll be walking back all by myself”

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My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale... I gave her some bread crumbs and left her in the forest.

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It's unwise to cut down a forest on your own. It usually takes tree fellers or more.

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A clown and a little girl walk through a dark forest. The girl says, "I'm scared!"

The clown replies, "you think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"

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What does a mathematicion find in a forest? A natural log.

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If a hipster falls on the forest, does it make a sound? Yes...but you've probably never heard it before.

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How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest? Ewoks

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A young tree, curious about his lineage, asked an older tree, "Am I the son of a beech, or the son of a birch?" The older tree replied, "I don't know, but your mom was the finest piece of ash in the forest!"

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A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut down a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, “No! Wait! I’m a talking tree!" The lumberjack grinned, “And you will dialogue!"

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What's Forest Gumps password? 1FORREST1

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I want to make a funeral home in the forest I'll call it "Mourning Wood"

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A lumber jack went into a forest.... Upon entering he found a tree and began his first swing when the tree suddenly shouted, “wait I’m a talking tree”
And the lumberjack grinned and said,
“And you will dialogue”

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two blondes in a forest In December, two blondes in a forest are looking for a Christmas tree. They go all around the forest for hours. Then one of them says:
"I am very tired and I am fed up with the searching - let's take some tree without the decoration."

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Scientists predicts that all forest will be gone by 2025 but if we work really hard, we can do it by the end of 2017.

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Why do ducks have big flat feet? To stomp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stomp out flaming ducks.

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What is the password for all of Forest Gumps's accounts? 1forest1

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A clown and a five year old boy are walking into the woods As they get deeper into the forest the little boy says, Wow it's scary in here!
The clown replies, What are you scared of, I gotta walk out of here alone!

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A doe walks through the forest and says That's the last time I'm doing that for 2 bucks.

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A man and a small girl were walking in the woods at night. The forest was dark and silent.
The girl whined: "I'm scared!"
The man replied: "Oh, YOU're scared?! I have to get out of here all by myself!"

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New Forest Jokes

A short story A woman went camping in the forest and was sitting outside her tent when the sun set. She stayed up all night trying to figure out where it went, then it dawned on her.

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What do you call a guy trapped in latex trying to run through the woods? Forest Gimp.

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If you walk into the forest anx chop down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, Do you think it's stumped?

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I met a person who said they would set the world on fire... 



I don't think the Amazon Rain Forest was a good place to start

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I forgot it there was a tropical dress code, today at work. I showed up in a heavy raincoat. My boss (who was angry with me): What the heck Johnson! Didn't you get my email on the dress code?



Me: I take it you've never been to a tropical rain forest.

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What Do You Call a Green Camel In a Forest? Camelflage.

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A semi-blind caveman is walking through a forest He sees some brightly coloured flowers and right next to them he sees what he thinks is 2 bees, he has bad eyesight and isn’t sure so he turns to his caveman friend and says

“2 bee or not 2 bee?”

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A man and woman are walking at night through a cold, dark forest. “I don’t like this place. It’s scary and I’m cold,” declares the woman.

“You’re scared?!” the man replies, “you’re not the one who has to walk back all alone!”

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What do you call it when you're rollerblading on the edge of a forest? Treeline skating

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Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in a forest. Because they’re good at it.

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Roast beef on French roll Oops wrong sub.

^Make ^that ^black ^forest ^ham ^on ^italian

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A cannibal went walking in the forest... ... and he passed his neighbor.

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I started using tinder, then got a couple matches but... I started a forest fire

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If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it... Do the other trees Pine?

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Why did the tree have to go to the corner of the forest? Because it was being knotty.

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What condition did the environmentalist wake up with every day after a local forest fire? Mourning Wood...

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What’s the difference between roast beef and forest fires? Anyone can roast beef but only YOU can prevent forest fires.

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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it... Would a hipster buy the sound track

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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it... The sound it makes will still wake me up at 4:00 AM.

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If a man says something in a forest, and a woman isn't around Is he still wrong?

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What did the ghost in the Japanese Forest say to surprise those walking through it? Bamboo.

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What happens when a plant tries to take over its own forest? It comits *tree*son.

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How do crazy women get through the forest? They take the psycho-path.

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What did the deer say when she came out of the forest? "I'm never doing that for two bucks again."

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I was talking to a cannibal He said he passed my brother in the forest the other day.

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What is Forest Gump's favorite type of pasta? Penne!

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I drove into the mountains and saw a crew clearcutting a massive evergreen forest... I wonder what fir.

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What do you do if you get lost in an Icelandic forest? Stand up

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Why did Sean Connery open up his barbershop in the forest, rather than the city? He wanted to shave a couple bucksh.

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What did the ranger tell Smokey when the National Forest Service was de-funded? I can bear-ly handle all these fires alone.

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Which tree is the most knowledgeable in the forest? The Telemetry.

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A plane crashed into the deepest parts of the amazon forest. Is there a Doctor?!!! The people cried.

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If you set a forest on fire It wood burn

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You know what Forest Gumps WiFi password is? 1Forest1

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Forest Gump ruined dating for me... He was a war hero, Olympian, and millionaire but the best he could settle down with was a druggie burnout with AIDS and daddy issues

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Did you hear the one about the old man and the little boy in a dark forest? The little boy says to the old man, "Mr. it's real scary way out here." The old man replies, "you're telling me, I have to walk out of here alone."

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