Glue Jokes

What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

I accidentally gave my girlfriend a glue stick instead of chapstick... She's still not talking to me :(

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano? You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What’s the difference between a piano, a can of tuna, and glue? You can tune a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna

The other day my wife asked me to pass her the lipstick but I passed her glue by mistake She still isn’t talking to me

I just fell victim to a dad joke Dad: What do you get when you cross a tuna, a piano, and glue.

Me: I don't know?

Dad: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

Me: What about the glue?

Dad: I knew you would get stuck on that part.

I am a man trapped inside the body of a woman. I will never keep lube and glue in the same drawer ever again.

I accidentally gave my wife super glue instead of Chapstick She's still not talking to me.

I covered all my weapons in glue. I questioned it at first, but I decided to stick to my guns.

I have come to the realization that I am, in fact, a man trapped inside a woman's body… In retrospect, I probably shouldn’t have put the lube next to the glue…

I accused my friend of pouring glue on my weapons. He denied it but I’m sticking to my guns.

I am suspicious that someone in my family has been secretly adding glue to my weapons collection. Everyone denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.

My wife asked me to pass her lip balm, instead, I gave her super glue by mistake. She's still not talking to me...

I gave my girlfriend a glue-stick instead of her lipstick, She's still not talking to me.

The other day my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally gave her glue She still isn't talking to me

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna!

My dad rubs Elmers Glue on his hands like lotion before he goes hunting. I know, it's weird, and I've tried talking him out of it... But he's sticking to his guns on this one. Stubborn man.

Boss told me to glue 2 pieces of wood together Totally nailed it

3 steps to fix anything 1. Try duct tape, if that doesn't work, see 2


2. Try gorilla glue, if that doesn't work, see 3


3. Try J.B. Weld, if that doesn't work, C4

I replaced my best friend's lipstick with super glue. She's not speaking to me

My wife asked if I could hand her her lipstick, I gave her a glue stick accidentally She’s still not talking to me

What's the difference between a Tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna!

They might deny pouring glue on my weapons... But I'm sticking to my guns.

I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn´t talking to me

What's the difference between a piano, tuna, and glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone? You add a dab of glue.

Russian joke. A kid homes home all excited and tells his mom that their teacher was carrying a gallon of super glue, dropped it, slipped and glued herself to the floor.

"Omg" says mom, " did you guys get her off"

"Yea" says the kid, the brave kids did it twice

What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts? Glue.

How do you start an Ethiopian rave? Glue bread to the ceiling

I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick after she asked for her lipstick. She still isn't talking to me.

Dad: What's the difference between a piano, tuna and some glue? Me: Don't know?

Dad: You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish

Me: What about the glue?

Dad: I knew you'd get stuck on that!

How do you start a rave in Africa? You glue a piece of bread to the roof.

My wife asked me to pass her lip balm and I passed her super glue by mistake She's still not talking to me.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and glue? One is an instrument, one is a fish, and one is an adhesive.

My nickname at school was glue I don't know why, it just seemed to stick

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and glue? You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue toast to the ceiling.

(Apologies if repost, I found it funny and wanted to share it with you guys. Have a great day! :D )

I was really unsuccessful and unpopular until I stood on a globe covered in super glue. Now I have the world at my feet.