Hairy Jokes

Whats wet on the inside and hairy on the outside. It starts with 'C', ends with 'T', and has a 'U' and an 'N' in the middle. Coconut.

What begins with a " C" ends with a "T" has a "U and a "N" in it, is hairy on the outside and wet in the middle. A coconut.

I just got fired from my job as a bingo caller... Apparently, "A meal for two with a hairy view" is *not* an appropriate way of calling out number 69...

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it? Coconut

A boy in bath with his mum A boy in bath with his mum asks "What's that hairy thing?

Mum says:"That's my sponge.

The boy says: "Oh yeah, babysitters got one too. I have seen her washing Dads face with it."

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea? One howls on the prairie; the other prowls on the hairy.

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside? A coconut!

Never confuse a Kiwi with an Aussie. One's a soft, hairy fruit and the other's a Kiwi!

What is brown, hairy, lives in the desert, has four legs, two humps, and is full of cement? A camel - I put in the cement just to make it harder.

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T? Coconut.

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca? One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

What has four hairy legs and sleeps with my sister? My father and I

If a bearded man makes vases... Is he a hairy potter?

I got fired from my Bingo Caller Job... Apparently "A meal for two with a hairy view" is not the way you say 69.

Whats curved and hairy on the outside, wet and juicy on the inside, begins with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it? a coconut

Imagine a nascar fan. The image that comes to mind is probably that of a brutish, beer guzzling, loud mouth, hairy, unwashed, unshaven, redneck And her husband.

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom? One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

What do you call a bearded gardener? Hairy Potter

Kid comes back from school crying Kid: mom, the mean kids at school called me hairy. What do i do?
Mom: MARIO, THE DOG IS TALKING AGAIN!!

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night? Your head.

What would Chewbacca be called if he worked with porcelain? Hairy Potter

I’m hard and hairy on the outside but soft and wet on the inside. My name begins with “c”, ends in “t”, and there’s a “u” and “n” in between them. What am i? A coconut.

possibly only for Australians... What's hairy, smells like fish and ends in UNT?


Rex Hunt.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it? A coconut

Why was two piece swimsuit invented? To separate the hairy from the dairy.

What do you call a Yeti Gardener? A hairy Potter.

Alternate Lyrics: I kissed a Trans and I liked it. The taste of her hairy lap stick.

What do you call a hairy puzzle? Pubik's Cube.

Just saw the Netflix documentary about Chewbacca and his porcelain talents... It's called "Hairy Potter"

Walking past the funeral directors. I was walking past the funeral directors the other day, and I looked in, and was shocked to see a large, hairy elephant in a black suit showing a family a head stone.

I thought to myself "That's a mammoth undertaking."

A boy is in the bath with his mum and asks "What's that hairy thing?"

Mum says, "That's my sponge dear"

The boy says, "Oh yeah, the babysitters got one too. I have seen her washing Dads face with it."

Why was Donald Trump's hairy messy? Coz he lost his Comey!

:D

A little boy was in the bath with his mom. The boy said "What's that hairy thing, mommy?", She replied, "That is my sponge honey". "Ohhh," said the boy, "The babysitter has one too. I saw dad washing his face with it!"

Yo momma armpits are so hairy It looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Hagrid: You're a wizard, Harry. Harry: You're a hairy wizard.

Last night I slept like a baby I had a hairy old man patting me on the back going "ssshhhh, everything's going to be OK."

Yo mamma so old and hairy When she wears a tank top it looks like she has Don King in a headlock

"Eat your vegetables.... ... it puts hairs on your chest, look, I'm as hairy as a gorilla."

"Stop it mom, that's gross."

A new barbershop just opened called Hairy Styles. They only do comb-overs in One Direction.