Hay Jokes

What's the difference between a female farmer and Hitler's girlfriend? One bails her hay and the other heils her bae

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

The job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in his jeans.

A horse walks into a barn A horse walks into a barn

The Barntender says, "Hay, the usual?"

How do you find a needle in a hay stack? Lock a junkie in the barn

What do farmers say when they want to party? Hay, lettuce turnip the beets

What do you call religious hay? Christian Bale.

As a famous scarecrow once said... "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field. But hay, it’s in my jeans.

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job? "This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

What do you call hay for Catholic horses? Christian Bale

The farmer asked the scarecrow why he keeps his job in the field... The farmer asked the scarecrow why he keeps his job in the field. The scarecrow turned to the farmer and said, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay... it's in my jeans."

They say making hay is difficult... I don't know, it seems rather cut and dried...

My girlfriend has been having a really hard time with her hay fever and diabetes, so I thought I’d get her something nice. Nothing fancy, just some flowers and chocolates.

What do you call a religious pile of hay? A Christian bale.

So my mom got me a box of tin soldiers... I smashed up my majors and tore down my generals. The dog ate my lieutenants and I lost the colonel. The sergeants were lost in uncle John's hay so now I'm stuck playing with my privates all day.

A buddy and I are in the same programming class My friend starts writing down a note

I look at it

He says "Hay! That note is private"

I respond "But we are in the same class"

Being a scarecrow isn't easy... but hay, it's in my jeans

Farming isn't for everyone.. But hay, it's in my jeans.

Did you hear they banned round hay bales in Kentucky? Cows couldn't get a square meal.

(h/t my grandma who tells this joke like it is her job)

As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field. ​

But hay, it’s in my jeans.

What did the scarecrow say about his occupation? This job isn't for everyone. But hay... It's in my jeans.

What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.

My sister has hay fever. She was also recently diagnosed with diabetes. I tried to cheer her up, you know, flowers, chocolates.

Scarecrows love farming When I asked him why he loved farming so much he just said, "Hay, it's in my jeans."

Did you hear that the Department of Agriculture is outlawing round bales of hay? They claimed the cows weren't getting a square meal.

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn? That's amorehay!

What do you call Australian hay? Hi. (Say it out loud)

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas? Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Why is hay so unreliable? It keeps baleing

A man is wondering across a field and happens across a scarecrow. He asks the scarecrow what it's like to hang in that field day and night.. The scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

As a scarecrow they say I'm outstanding in my field But hay, it's in my jeans

This job isn't for everyone But hay....it's in my jeans - The Scarecrow

Did you know they outlawed round bales of hay? Because the cows weren't getting a square meal.

When asked what he thought about his job, the Scarecrow answered 'Well this job isn't for everyone... ... but hay, it's in my jeans'

Driving through SC, I just saw some hay on the side of the road It must have gotten sick of the driver and bailed.

They gave the scarecrow an award for being outstanding in his field. When he accepted the honor he pointed to his parents in the crowd and said, "What can I say... Hay, it's in my jeans."

If if April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring? Hay fever...achooo

Why did farmers stop making round hay bales? They wanted their cows to have square meals

What do you call a pile of hay in a church? Christian bale.