A swastika has been spray painted over Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame... ...Police say it's impossible to tell if the act was committed by Trump's opponents or supporters.

Hollywood is remaking Brokeback Mountain with Margot Robbie and Emma Watson On the one hand, I hate that they have to remake all the classic movies with female leads as if that somehow makes them better. On the other hand, lotion.

What’s the difference between a rapist and a Republican? Hollywood won’t work with a Republican.

Two goats were behind a Hollywood movie studio eating an old movie film. One goat said to the other, "Pretty good, huh?"
The second goat said, "Yeah, but not as good as the book".

What are the three branches of the government? Military, Corporate, and Hollywood

I was walking down a street in Hollywood and ran into a celebrity with a Mohawk and jewelry. He looked at me and said, “I piy the fool!” I said, “Hey, you missed a T!”

In an attempt to appeal to a wider audience, Hollywood remakes footloose for the Muslim and Jewish world Its basically the same movie, just without Bacon

HOLLYWOOD They wanted me for the lead role in Twelve Years a slave but id only been married for 10

People don’t realize that vandalizing Trumps Hollywood Star is a bad thing It guarantees him the newest and shiniest star on the walk. Art of the the Deal

My uncle worked in Hollywood and told me how sad it was at Jim Henson’s funeral. Kermit was speechless.

Did you hear about the Hollywood actress that got murdered...? Person 1: Her name was Reese, errr, Reese, Reese whatshername...

Person 2: Witherspoon?

Person 1: No, with a knife.

Peter Dinklage walks into a doctor’s office. He says, “I’m a Hollywood star. Can I go to the front of the line?” Doctor: I am sorry Sir, but you have to be a little patient.

Now that Harvey Weinstein's Hollywood career is over, he's decided to open a bank. Word is that he's been giving out plenty of unwanted advances.

What is the difference between Hollywood and the Vatican? Nothing. Literally nothing.

Why are ginger roles played mostly by everyone but gingers? It's because you have to sell your soul to get anywhere in Hollywood.

Robert Patrick, an actor best known for playing the T-1000, has left behind the Hollywood life to pursue his dream of owning a pest control business. He is quoted as saying “I can’t wait to start my new life as an exterminator.”

Needed directions in Hollywood last weekend So last weekend in Hollywood i managed to get lost so i approached a fancy looking black couple and asked for directions . . .

They gave me their baby.

My friend from Hollywood always told me, "Shoot for the stars." He was an assassin.

What do Michael Bay and a priest offer a young boy? Hollywood and Holy wood respectively.

In Hollywood, all facts are supposed to be taken with a grain of... Coke

I don't know why people think throwing singles at children is the new viral trend... Hollywood's been doing it for decades.

Legendary actor Sir Sean Connery has died at age 90. The news has left the Hollywood community shaken, yet not stirred.

Did you hear about that Hollywood actress who got stabbed? Um what's her name? Blonde girl, Reece someone ....
"Witherspoon?"
No, no. It was with a knife.

Oscars experience mistake awarding Best Picture to Moonlight... Hollywood blames Russian hacking

Rumor has it Hollywood is casting Idris Elba for a Lord of the Rings reboot to promote diversity. Idris is playing the Tolkien Black Guy

When I was 14, I attended a party in Hollywood. I swear, someone must have slipped something into my drink because after awhile I was definitely feeling spacey.

What is the key to attract most of Hollywood? B minor

Welcome to the 2018 Golden Globes Where Hollywood will pat itself on the back and several men will pat Hollywood on the front

I like my women like I like my moon landings Faking it in a Hollywood Studio

Remember when Hollywood said that they'd move to Australia if Trump won? They lied as well as a politician. Guess we know who's the next president going to be.

I'm getting tired of long time running jokes in Hollywood. Like casting Chevy Chase

Why is bread on a baby goose the same as a hollywood movie star? they are both rye on gosling

What institution has powerful old men who sexually assault people, has a sick inner circle of keeping people quite, influenced thousands of people, and has a black book? Hollywood

A touching Hollywood movie The Harvey Weinstein Story

What's the difference between Michael Bay and a catholic priest? One gives Hollywood and the other gives holywood.

How many Hollywood development executives does it take to change a light bulb? Just one... But, uh, does it HAVE to be a light bulb?

They're giving Steve Irwin a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame He's being put right between Sting and Billy Ray Cyrus

It sucks that Louis CK got in trouble among these Hollywood personalities being accused. If anything, he just exasterbated the situation.

The British public was asked today which Hollywood actor should replace the prime minister and save Britain. The votes were unanimous. Chuck Boris

So Hollywood has decided to make a movie about the life of Abu Al Baghdadi. It’s called “The Caliph Fate”.