Hilarious Humor Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Humor Jokes

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Food is like dark humor not every one gets it.

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What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? Laughing stock.

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What do you call cows with no sense of humor? Feminists

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Mom, what's dark humor? Mom: Well son, you see that man over there with no arms? Go tell him to clap.

Son: But, Mom! I'm blind!

Mom: Exactly.

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Dark humor: Explained Dark humor is like a child with cancer

It never gets old

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How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One, because they are efficient and have no sense of humor.

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What does the NFL have in common with Brokeback Mountain? The Cowboys suck.

*(I am a Dallas Cowboys fan, but I don't lack a sense of humor.)*

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A kid asks his mom: - Mom, what’s dark humor?
- Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap
- Mom! I'm blind....
- Exactly.

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What do you call cows that don't have a sense of humor? Feminists.

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“Mom? What’s dark humor?” “Well son...you see that man with no arms sitting over there? Tell him to clap.”

“Mom! I’m blind.”

“Exactly.”

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What's the similarity between dark humor and food? Some people don't get it.

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Dark humor is like a kid with cancer..... It never gets old.

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Kid asks mom "Mom, what is dark humor?" Mom: "See that man over there with no arms? Ask him to clap"

Kid: "But mom I'm blind"

Mom: "Exactly"

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A kid asks his mom “Mom? What is dark Humor?” She responds: “see that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”

The kid replies: “but mom, I’m blind!”

Mom: “Exactly.”

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A kid asks his mom "Mom? What is dark humor?" She responds: "see that man over there with no arms?Tell him to clap."

The kid replies: "but mom, I'm blind!"

Mom: "Exactly"

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When people lose one sense, other senses usually get enhanced. That is why individuals with no sense of Humor
have increased sense of self-importance and narcissism.

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Dark humor is like food. Some people don't have any.

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Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home

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Dark humor is like food not everyone in the world gets it.

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[Dark Humor]Why is suicide illegal? Destruction of government property.

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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. We are efficient and don't have humor.

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My sense of humor is so dark... ... one of these days it's going to get shot by the police.

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If towels could tell jokes... They'd probably have a dry sense of humor.

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/r/jokes, I have a belief that EVERYTHING bad or upsetting can be improved with humor. Do you have any chemotherapy jokes for me? I am a 15yo guy, she is a 17yo girl who has a nonsmokers lung cancer. Any positive or uplifting jokes will be appreciated.

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I like using self-deprecating humor. I'm just not very good at it.

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How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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I have proof that the FBI has no sense of humor [REDACTED]

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"Mom, how do you use 'dark humor'?" "Simple honey. See that man with no arms? Tell him to clap his hands."

"But mom, I'm blind!"

She chuckles to herself, "Exactly."

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People in wheelchairs just don't get humor. They never know when you're pulling their leg.

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Dark humor is like a child with a fatal disease It never gets old

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How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? **One**

Germans are efficient & have no humor.

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A dark sense of humor is like a hospital. Lots of sickness and occasionally dead babies.

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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They are an efficient people with no time for humor.

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Dark humor never gets old. Kinda like a kid with cancer.

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What kind of motorcycle has the best sense of humor? Yamahahaha

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What do you call racist jokes that are made about black people? Dark humor

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I find that dark humor is a lot like food... ...not everyone gets it.

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Dark humor is like a Make a Wish kid. It never gets old.

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I should write small jokes on a handful of coins I will call them "cents of humor"

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New Humor Jokes

What do you call people with an offensive and hurtful sense of humor? Ouch-wits.

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Why do Hong Kong police go to work early? They like to beat the crowd

(Dark humor, it’s horrible what’s going on in Hong Kong)

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What is it called when a terrorist tells a joke? Boomer humor.

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Dark humor no joke Kid: Mom, what is dark humor ?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there ? Tell him to clap.

Kid: Mom ! I am blind.

Mom: Exactly.

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Someone was delivering a presentation today in class and said, “Love should be the light of your life.” I think I understand why I have such a dark sense of humor now.

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I hate jokes about Challenger Deep They're the lowest form of humor

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Dark humor is like an anti-vaxxer’s kid... Sick.

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During the first date with a girl I told her “Humor is the second efficient way to get laid. “

“What’s the first one?” She asked
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“Violence.”

“You’re funny.” She said

“Wise choice.”

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I like dark humor So I turn off the lights while reading presidential tweets.

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Was making jokes all night but my date never cracked a smile. Some people just don't get my dollars of humor.

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Dark humor is basically like Drone Strikes... They are directed toward Africa and The Middle East.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator...

*dry humor is dry*

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What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common? Both are sick and twisted.

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My sense of humor is like a Latina woman. Some days it's low brow, and some days it's high brow.

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Consumerism Humor I was giving this guy the business and he said "Quit patronizing me. ". I said I'll never shop in this store again.

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Do you like self deprecating humor? Well to bad. I'm not very good at it.

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What do you call it when a clown is being raped? Forced Humor

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A man asks his wife: What do you most like about me, my body or my intellect? She responds: your sense of humor.

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Why America changed the spelling of words America:Color

England:Colour

America:Neighbor

England:Neighbour

America:Humor

England:Humour

America:Flavor

England:Flavour

England: What are you doing?

Murica': Getting rid of u.

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What do you call it when a programmer tells you the same joke more than once? DRY humor!

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What do you call jokes about eyes? Vitreous humor.

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It's funny that Schumer and humor rhyme Cause that is the closest she will ever get to being funny.

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Dark humor is like good internet service Not everyone gets it.

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Dark Humor is like Healthcare.... It's better if only some people get it."

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Just in from the Middle East Media reports that people in Dubai wouldn't understand the
humor in the "Flintstones" but, I know for a fact that
people in Abu Dhabi do.

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A guy fell in a puddle Everybody was laughing but i have a dry sense of humor

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I dont like midget jokes because they break one of the fundamental rules of humor... ...never punch down.

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An attempt If (input = programming humor) then (programming humor = file not found)

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What did the audience say about the virologist's set at the comedy club? He had an infectious sense of humor, but needed to work on telling his jokes at a less feverish pace.

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Airplane Humor I'm reading a book about a man who stopped an airplane from crashing.

It's pretty uplifting.

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Dark humor is like food... people who don't want any sometimes get it shoved down their throats.

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My humor is like a police line-up. Dark.

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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. We are very efficient and don't have any humor.

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Where would Humor be without kids? Downtown at a bar with friends...

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My humor is so dark... That he is picking cotton now...

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Bacon related humor... I'm way too proud of this:

I like my women like I like my bacon,
Salty and bad for me.

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I wanted to impress my ophthalmologist so I told her a joke about eyes. She said I have a vitreous humor.

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Half my humor is puns, the other half is memes. The third half is absurdity.

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The doctor said they left my funny bone in... He didn't want you guys to suffer without my humor.

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Dark humor is like cancer... Few gets it...
Even fewer enjoys it...

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(warning machinist humor). Did you hear about the guy that applied for a job running a lathe? They turned him down.

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I would make a joke about the jews... But I'm not one for cheap humor.

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My sense of humor is so dark It started stealing bikes!

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Why don't the Germans find holocaust jokes funny? Because they have no sense of humor.

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What do you call a robotic emo that likes dark humor. Cutting edge technology

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My friend doesn't like how I tell fat people jokes. I'm still not sure how their weight has to do with their sense of humor.

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Dark humor is a lot like cancer Grown ups mainly get it but sometimes kids get it too.

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Dark humor is like child cancer. Not everyone gets it.

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A dark sense of humor is like a Make-A-Wish child, never gets old.

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what can be said about german humor it's no laughing matter

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The people who designed the English language had an interesting sense of humor... I would love to meet the guy who made up the spelling for lisp.

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First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door... My plumber sure has a strange sense of humor...

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Why did the comedian mermaid die ? Because it had a dry sense of humor .

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Why is Dark Humor just like food? ...Because not everybody gets it! _Badum tisss_

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Dark humor is like food Some people just don't get it

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Dark humor never gets old. Just like children in Africa.

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What do you call cows without a sense of humor? Feminist.

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(Warning: Dark Humor) Worm in the Apple A: Whats's worse than a worm in the apple?

B: The Holocaust.

A: What's worse than the Holocaust?

B: 5 Million Jews.

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A comedian is called to the IRS... ...they tell him he owes more taxes. He says, "Why?" They say, "Because we appreciated your humor."

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Any love for a dry sense of humor? This was my grandpas all time favorite joke of all time, and when he would tell it he would laugh uncontrollably for a solid 2 minutes.

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick!

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