Hilarious Immigrant Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Immigrant Jokes

Why did Donald Trump marry an immigrant? Once again, immigrants are doing the jobs no American want to do.

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What's it called when an illegal immigrant and a child molester get in a fist fight? Alien VS predator

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A banker, a worker and an immigrant An immigrant, a worker and a banker are sitting at the table with 10 cookies. The banker takes 9 and then tells the worker "watch out, the immigrant is going to steal your cookie".

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Why did Donald Trump marry an Immigrant? Once again, immigrants are doing the jobs no American wants to do

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What do you call an illegal immigrant vs. a child molester? Alien vs. Predator.

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What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pastor? Alien vs. Predator

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What's the difference between E.T. and an illegal immigrant? E.T. learned the language, and eventually went home.

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What's the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T? E.T learned English and wanted to go home

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What's the difference between an illegal immigrant and an alien? E.T. learned to speak English and wanted to go home.

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A Polish Immigrant applies for a driver's license First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.

The optician showed him a card with the letters

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

'Can you read this?' the optician asked.

'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'

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What do you call an illegal immigrant fighting a child rapist? Alien vs Predator

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What do you call an Illegal immigrant fistfighting a child molester? Alien vs. Predator.

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Why did an immigrant marry trump ? Because immigrants do the jobs that no American wants to do

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Think of all the new jobs Trump will bring to America: Wall builders, death squad patrollers, bounty hunters and immigrant poachers.

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I heard there's a new movie coming out where an illegal immigrant turns vigilante and battles a child molester... They're calling it Alien vs Predator.

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If Bill Cosby rapes an immigrant... Is it Alien Vs Predator?

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What did Donald Trump say to the thieving immigrant at the RNC? Great speech sweetheart!

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A cop pulls an illegal immigrant over near the US-Mexico border and asks "Papers?" The immigrant responds "Scissors" and drives away

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What do you call it when an immigrant walks into a Catholic Church? Alien vs Predator (this is my son’s joke)

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I hear they made a movie about an illegal immigrant who beats up a child abuser. Alien vs Predator

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What do you call an old Hispanic immigrant? A señor citizen.

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What do you you call a film about an illegal immigrant fighting a child molester? Alien vs. Predator

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I was going to make a illegal immigrant joke But I wouldn't want to cross that border

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Illegal immigrant vs. Child molester If and illegal immigrant fought a child molester, would it be considered alien vs. predator?

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What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester? Alien vs. Predator

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Handed over by an eastern european immigrant who doesn't care what happens to it or expect to see it again.

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What do you call a movie about an illegal immigrant fighting a priest? Alien VS Predator

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My grandfather is a Russian immigrant, so the last few years have been really hard for him. But I'm thrilled to share that he's achieved his dream of opening a bakery! Please join me in wishing him luck with Vladimir Gluten.

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Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive? Because he crossed the line

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Milio Yiannopoulos is now an unemployed immigrant on a work visa. Let's deport him!

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My computer auto-corrected "illegal immigrant" to "undocumented person." It's a PC PC.

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Polish to the left of me, arabs to the right, Here I am, stuck in an immigrant queue

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NYPD officers brutally beat chinese immigrant after he refused to tell them his name "I lost faith in humanity", said Fak Yu.

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What do you call a ilegal immigrant fighting a child molester? Alien vs Predator

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What do you call an immigrant living in Stockholm? An artificial Swedener.

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Why did the illegal immigrant take his whiskey neat? He didn't want to deal with I.C.E

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What do you call a Catholic Priest and an illegal immigrant fighting? **Alien** vs **Predator**

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What do you call someone who comes second in a long-distance boat race? An immigrant

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If an illegal immigrant was attacking a priest Would that make it Alien vs. Predator?

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New Immigrant Jokes

I offered a thirsty illegal immigrant some water he said "No ICE, pls"

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Why did the illegal immigrant break up with her boyfriend? He was an ICE guy.

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How do you make an immigrant feel American Either have them get into college or see the bill after they get injuried they will cry eagle tears

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You guys hear they’re making a Predator vs Alien 3 sequel? It’s just 2 hours of a Cardinal chasing around 3 immigrant children.

I’m not sure if I like the new direction the series is going. Too many face huggers.

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What do you call an attractive woman in England? An immigrant.

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My immigrant father had trouble making it in America His business, making toupees, selling them on the street failed. But still every morning he would go out into the streets yelling HERPEESE, I GIVE YOU HERPEESE....sadly no one wanted hair piece.

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What'd Donald Trump say to an immigrant whose house burnt down? You're fired...

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What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport? Cross country

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What do you call an illegal immigrant and a Catholic priest fighting? Alien VS Predator

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