Innocent Jokes

A man is on trial for cannibalism A man is on trial for cannibalism.
He says to the judge,

"Well, your honor, if you truly are what you eat, then I am an innocent man."

the cannibal said in his trial - “If I am what I eat..." "Then I'm an innocent man"

Your honor, I have one last thing to say: If you are what you eat, then I am an innocent man.

A cannibal in a courtroom Representing himself, the cannibal was asked by the judge if he had anything to say.

"If the quote "You are what you eat" is true then I am an innocent man."

Girls are so amazing. They can forgive you. Even if you're innocent.

My girlfriend is just like Bambi She's cute, sweet, innocent, and I want to shoot her mother

Your honor, if you truly are what you eat Then I am an innocent man

Saudi TV Mistake Saudi Arabia TV reported the Brussels attack 15 minutes earlier than it actually happened. Saudi TV sincerely apologizes for this innocent mistake.

Suspect: I’m innocent! He died of natural causes. Police: There was clear evidence that you pushed him off the roof.

Suspect: Well, gravity is natural.

What’s the difference between an innocent black guy and a white serial killer? One is on his way to prison, and the other is a white serial killer

But your Honor, if you are what you eat Then i really am an innocent child

How could Jeffrey Dahmer be an innocent man? You are what you eat

An innocent man was killed by a vampire hunter. It was a terrible mistake.

If you truly are what you eat... ...then I am an innocent man

Innocent little girl !! "Would you make a frog noise for me?" The grandad, confused asks, "why?" The little girl replies, "dad says when you croak we are all going to disneyland".

Being a nice guy is like the Canadian military.. Cute, innocent, isn't taken seriously and will never get any action

If you are what you eat... ...then I am an innocent man.

Why did Mona Lisa plead innocent in court? She was framed

I think someone from Russia is trying to hack my account. Edit: Oh, Me such goof. I are not hack by Russia. The motherland is innocent. Good wishes bye!

A man is on trial for cannibalism.. He says to the judge, “Well, your honor, if you truly are what you eat.. ..then I am an innocent man.”

They say that you are what you eat. That makes me an innocent man.

If you are what you eat, Then i’m an innocent man

The world has just gotten way too politically correct You can't even say something as completely innocent as "black paint", for example. Now you have to say something like, "Tyrone, please paint my fence."

They say you are what you eat... That makes me an innocent man

Poaching defenseless, innocent wild animals is just plain wrong They're much better roasted.

That billionaire from New England is innocent. He thought he was buying a hookah.

Why did the innocent painting go to prison? Because it was framed.

A Man was on trial for cannibalism Judge:How do you plead

Man:your honor if the phrase you are what you eat applies then I am an innocent man

TIL Abraham Lincoln is the only president that cannot be convicted of a crime Because he's innocent.

A suspected cannibal stood in front of a judge and was asked to give his final statement, to which he replied: "If you are what you eat, then I am an innocent man".

I finally watched that movie about the Psycho clown that destroyed the lives of innocent children. Halfway into it I realised it was just a string of old McDonald's Ads.

So they're releasing the Iphone 5 tomorrow. I always knew they were innocent.

Who is the most innocent president? Lincoln, as he was in a cent.

Who was the most innocent president? Lincoln, he was in a cent.

What is the fist thing Trump will say after he leaves office. I am innocent i swear!

My friends told me that a Latino guy is hitting on my crush, but I don’t know who he is. I don’t care about innocent people, I’m so angry that I want to fight them all Juan by Juan.

Have you ever heard of the lady who was accused of being the infamous Quilted Killer? She's innocent until proven quilty.

My mom reassured me all of my parenting anxieties will melt away when I finally hold my own child.. Now that I have, and have looked upon this baby's innocent little face, I'm almost positive Rebecca cheated.

Who ever you are Not Me, one day we will finally catch you. I mean how many times do you see innocent people being arrested even though they tell the officer, it was Not Me. Not Me did it!!