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I've never really understood it why would you become an Islamic suicide bomber on the off-chance you might get 72 virgins when you die. Become a Catholic priest and get them now.
What are the two types of weather in Islamic countries? It's either Sunni or Shi'ite
Why is it so easy to find a prostitute in Islamic countries? They're always just a stone's throw away.
What state has the worst drivers? The Islamic State.
What’s the difference between an Islamic wedding and an ISIS training ground? I don’t know, I just fly the drone.
What do Islamic McDonalds employees wear? A cheeseburka
Don't become an Islamic suicide bomber for the off chance you'll get 72 virgins after death. Become a Catholic priest and get them now!
Islamic terrorists makes no sense . Commit suicide and might get 72 virgins ? Become a Catholic priest and get them now
What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law? Haram Bay
I don't get why you would become an Islamic fundamentalist and suicide bomber, just so you might have a chance to get 72 virgins when you die Just become a Catholic priest and have them now!
Did you hear the one about the Islamic terrorist? Oh well, guess Jihad to be there
I used to think that Islamic countries were tight on their drug laws... ...but that can't be right. They still let women get stoned, don't they?
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an Islamic refugee
What do you call a group of Islamic people living in poor housing? Muslums
What do you call an Islamic pepper? A Halal-peño.
I stumbled upon an Islamic Fortnite Youtuber... His name was Allah-A
A News Anchor is in an Islamic country interviewing the civilians.
The news anchor asks a woman:"Are you being oppressed?"
The woman stutters:"I...I have to ask my husband."
Source/Inspiration: Dutch comedian Hans Teeuwen
The Islamic State is hosting a music festival in Iraq. The first annual Allahpalooza is sure to go off with a bang.
The Islamic temple I went to had a weird smell... it was a strange mosque
Which state has the highest suicide rate ? The Islamic State.
Islamic men get 72 virgins when they die. What do Islamic women get? 73 sets of clothes to wash.
What do you do if your Islamic dog bites you? Muslim
What do you call a radically Islamic cowboy? A yeehawdist
why you would become an Islamic fundamentalist suicide bomber on the off chance that when you die you get 72 virgins. Just become a Catholic priest and get them now.
What is the most volatile state? Solid, liquid or gaseous? Islamic State.
Islamic state claimed responsibility for american presidential elections.
I started a fried chicken joint. In order to be halal, the chickens must be killed in the traditional Islamic manner: It's pretty hard getting the little explosive-filled vests on them, though.
The British Islamic Association has said there is no longer room for extremists within their mosques... Although a waiting list has been set up.
What’s the Islamic equivalent of cafeteria Christianity? Allah-cart.
I don't understand why Islamic fundamentalist suicide bombers go through with it on the off chance of getting 72 virgins when you die... Become a catholic priest and have them now!
What do you do if an Islamic dog bites you?
Musl-im
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Breaking News: Public schools are forcing Islamic teachings on America's children. Yeah, it turns out algebra was invented by some 9th century Muslim.
What do you call a skinny, Islamic cow? A moo-slim.
If Pakistan is an Islamic country..... Then why is its capital called Islama**bad**?
Did you know marvel was going to add Islamic superhero’s
But DC already made suicide squad
Possible repost can’t remember where I heard it
I figured out why so many Islamic Terrorists hate Americans. It's because we all have our dicks out for haram babes
What's an Alcoholic Islamic extremists worst nightmare? A-Locked-Bar
What do you call an Islamic militant Shakespeare? The Allahu Ak-Bard.
Have you heard of 'Dear White People'? I think that Netflix should make a 'Dear Islamic Extremists' show. That show would blow up.
Theres a new Islamic terrorist organization in Nigeria and they have also been caught poaching gorillas They call themselves "Boko Harambe"
There's a growing theory that the fires in Australia are actually terror attacks that are being caused by an Islamic Koalas terror organization Which is called 'Koala hu Akbar'
Did you hear about the Islamic surfer? He was totally radical dude
What’s the difference between a terrorist outpost and an islamic elementary school? I don’t know. I just fly the drone.
Going back to school to get my degree in Islamic studies It's a field that's really blowing up.
Did you hear about the local islamic state rock band?
They tried going global
but they blew up.
The Moro Islamic Liberation Front wants attention and gives an interview to a particular news organization that is ranked #1. The BBC always bring in satisfaction. 24/7.
Why was the Islamic Beaver upset? He had to ram-a-dam.
What does a good Islamic rapper have? Allahu ak-BARS.
What is the difference between Islamic militant camp and a school? I don't know, I just sign the executive orders.
Why don't Islamic women make good gardeners? They're always up to their necks in dirt.
How do drug dealers get punished by Islamic-Extremist Terrorist in the Middle East? They get stoned.
How did the Americans know the latest suicide bombing was perpetrated by a Canadian Islamic extremist? Because, at the center of the detonation site, they found a moose-limb.
If an Islamic man is murdered, what do you call it? A Muhommid-cide.
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