Jamaica Jokes

In Jamaica, a slice of pie costs $3.50. In the Bahamas, a slice of pie costs $5.50. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

1 slice of apple pie will cost you $2.45 in Jamaica. A slice of apple pie costs $3.75 in Trinidad and the same slice costs $4.45 in Barbados. And those are the Pie-Rates of the Caribbean.

Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in cuba for $1.50 and in jamaica you can get key lime pie for $1.00? Those are the pie rates of the carribean.

A slice of apple pie in Jamaica is $2.00. It is $2.50 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

Can you believe marijuana is still illegal in Jamaica? Bob Marley must be rolling in his grave.

A slice of pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

Have you heard about the shampoo crisis in jamaica? It's dreadful

An apple pie costs $7,95 in Jamaica, In Cuba you will have to pay $9,90,

Whereas in Barbados you will only spend $4,50

These are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean.

What do fish in Jamaica smoke ? Sea-Weed.

I'll show myself the door.

A slice of apple pie in Jamaica costs 2.50. The same pie costs 3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

A chicken pie in Jamaica costs €2.00 A chicken pie in Trinidad costs €2.15 A chicken pie in St Kitts costs €2.40 These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

If my friends and I torrent in Jamaica Does that make us Pirates of the Caribbean?

I can't believe marijuana is still illegal in Jamaica Bob Marley must be rolling in his grave.

A slice of Apple pie is $3 in Jamaica and $2.50 in The Bahamas... Those are the Pie rates of the Caribbean!

Football game between Jamaica and Ethiopia. Final result? Half the grass eaten, half the grass smoked.

"My wife went on vacation." "Jamaica?"
"No, she went of her own accord."

It's Jamaica hairstyle day at work tomorrow. I'm dreading it.

In Jamaica it costs £3 for a steak pie, in Trinidad it's £2.50 These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

How do Jamaica? I don't know, Alaska

What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica? A rasta.

A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

If I download a song illegally from Jamaica, does that make me... A pirate of the Caribbean?

What's the earliest joke you can remember? Here's mine: These two:

"My wife went to the West Indies"
"Jamaica?"
"No, she went of her own accord."

"My wife went to the East Indies"
"Jakarta?"
"No, she went by plane."

What do you call glass cookware from Jamaica? Pyrex of the Caribbean

In Jamaica, how do you know if a mango is ripe? Pokémon Go!

What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica? Dreadful.

I whisked my wife off to the Caribbean last week. Jamaica?

No she went of her own accord.

I Went Traveling Recently... ...and was shocked to discover that in Aruba, a steak and kidney pie is £5.

In Jamaica, a chicken and mushroom pie is £6.

Even worse, in Barbados, a steak pie costs £10.

I guess now you know the Pie-Rates of the Caribbean.

Ever hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica? It was dreadful.

How can you tell if a car is from Jamaica? Check the reggaestration..

What's the end result of a soccer game between Jamaica and Ethiopia? Half the grass is smoked and the other half is eaten.

A slice of apple pie is $3.00 in Jamaica, but only $2.25 in The Bahamas These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

What is Jamaica's favorite male bird? The mongoose.

Dad joke inc Did you know that in Trinidad and Tobago is costs £2.50 for a pie and in Jamaica it costs £3?

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

A slice of cherry pie costs $1 in Jamaica but $1.50 in Puerto Rico These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

What is the ultra conservative political party called in Jamaica? Rasta-far-right

Canada has the Canadian goose, what does Jamaica have? The mongoose.

Man enters pub Sees his friend and mentions to him, missus's away in the Caribbean

Friend asks; Jamaica?

Man replies; no, she went of her own accord

Me and muy wife were discussing about holidays... I want to go to Jamaica.

She wants me to take her with me.