Jose Jokes

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein? No Whey José.

What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein? No whey Jose.

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who's run out of protein powder? No whey José

The Cleveland Browns team visited an orphanage today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jose, age 6.

The English team visited an orphanage in brazil. "It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope”,said Jose age 6.

I feel really bad for the Mexican Olympian disqualified from weightlifting for excessive use of protein. They told him, "No whey, José."

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who’s run out of protein? No whey Jose.

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter? Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale? A no weigh Jose.

The England team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jose, age 6.

Political correctness has reached the level of absurdity For example, we can't say brown paint. Instead we should say "please paint that wall, Jose"

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? José and Josb

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? José and Hose B

"I'm Jose!" Said no Juan ever.

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who has run out of supplements? No Whey Jose

Did you hear about the Mexican fireman who had twins? He named them Josè and hose b

What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons? Jose and Hose B

What did the Mexican fireman name his two sons? Jose and hose B.

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two children Jose and Hose-B

So Juan, Pablo, and Jose are all attempting to cross the border legally... A border guard stops when he sees only one of them has the correct papers, and says
'Whoa whoa whoa there can be only Juan!'

I'll see myself out

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder without a protein shake? No whey José

What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children? Jose and Hose B

Just when you thought it was over after Irma... No way Jose.

What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons? José and Hose-B

What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids? José and Hose-B

I went to the US Embassy for a visa interview in Bangalore. Officer: Where to in the US?

Me: San Jose

Officer: It's pronounced as "San Hosey". J is pronounced as H in the US

Me: Oh okay

Officer: So how long do you plan to be in the US?

Me: 7 months, from Hanuary to Huly

What do you call 2 Mexican firefighters? Jose and Hose-B

What do you call a Mexican with no protein? No Whey José

The England Football team..... visited a Brazilian orphanage this morning. 'It's heartbreak to see their sad little faces with no hope' said Jose, age 6.

What do you call a Mexican who's run out of protein? No whey Jose

José was embarassed of his weight. No weigh José

No way Jose! Another? I can Harvey believe it. Irma find somewhere safer to live. The local chicken shack changed its name in honor of the occasion. They're now Raisin HurriCanes.

A fireman has two sons. He named the first one Jose. What did he name the second? Hose B

what do u call a Mexican gardener Jose

Did you hear about the Mexican fireman? He named his first son Jose.

And the second one Hose B.

Trump is planning on shifting his efforts to build a wall along the east coast. He thinks it can keep Jose out.

What did the Mexican fireman call his sons? Jose and Hose B.

I had to buy a new lawn mower today... Trump departed my old one. I will miss you Jose.

So hurricane Jose is growing in the Atlantic.. It's going to set records as the first hurricane to put a new roof on your house...