Kidney Jokes

Someone donates one kidney and is hailed as a hero. I donate five, and get arrested?

Oh, sure. My friend donates a kidney to the City Hospital, and he's treated like some hero. I donate five kidneys and I get arrested.

I took a selfie after my kidney removal surgery hashtag nofilter

I honestly hate how a person who donates 1 kidney is considered a hero... I donated 4 and I’m somehow a criminal

It's obviously worse to pass a kidney stone than giving birth to a baby. Because people always say they want another baby but no ones ever said they want another kidney stone.

What did the kidney stone say to the man? Urine trouble.

Thanos goes to his urologist. The urologist says, "Congrats Thanos, you now also have the kidney stone"

Donate a kidney and you're a "Hero" Donate six and you're "Under Arrest"

I just found out that UK doesn't have a kidney bank but at least it has a Liverpool

What did the child say when he bumped his knee? Ow, my kidney.

I heard my ex girlfriend needs a new kidney I'm not worried, her body hasn't rejected an organ in 25 years.

-Tom Cotter

I just bought an iPhone X It still hurts where my kidney used to me.

England has no kidney bank... But it does have a Liverpool.

People are hypocrites My friend got called a hero for donating a kidney, but when I turn up to donate 10 they call me a monster!

My girlfriend likes golden meteor showers (I have kidney stones)

What did the kid say when he bumped his knee? Ouch! My kidney!

If a person donates a kidney, he's a hero But when I donate 5, I get arrested.

If someone donates their kidney, they get praised for their selflessness... But if I donate five, I get arrested?

I donated a kidney once but they turned it down when I couldn't answer where I got it from.

Human-beings get rich as they grow old: Silver in Hair;
Gold in Teeth;
Sugar in Blood;
Precious Stones in Kidney;
And a never ending supply of Gas!

I don't understand when someone donates a kidney they get praised a hero, But when I donate 5, I get arrested?

My girlfriend freaked out when she found out I have only one kidney. Who told her to go poking around in my freezer anyway?

How come when someone donates a kidney, they get called a hero But when I go ahead and donate five, I get arrested?

Donate a kidney, and you're a hero. Donate 5 kidneys, and you get arrested???

I donated my kidneys So a week ago i donated 1 kidney to the hospital they were really grateful and i saved a mans life.
So yesterday i donated 4 kidneys to the hospital and now the police wont leave me alone.
Smh
Ungrateful people these days

I tried to donate a kidney once... ...they wouldn't take it though because I wouldn't tell them where I got it.

How come that someone donates one kidney and they're a hero, but I bring 5 in a plastic bag and I get arrested.

I went to donate a kidney once.. I went in to donate a kidney once
but when I arrived at the hospital they asked me where I'd got it from

-Jimmy Carr

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed? Urine trouble now.

Did you hear about the fat kidney doctor who could predict the weather? She was a meaty urologist.

What did Phil Jackson name his kidney stone? Kobe because it never passed

I just bought an IPhone X It still hurts where my kidney used to be.

No English Kidney Bank England has no kidney bank...

But it does have a Liverpool.

Someone asked me what I would do if I had a kidney stone ? I said I’ll pass on that

What's the difference between a kidney bean and a chickpea? I've never had a kidney bean on my face.

What did the doctor say to the patient with kidney stones? Urine trouble but it'll pass.

When I donate one kidney, I am applauded as a hero... When I donate one hundred kidneys, people start asking questions.

I heard that England doesn't have a kidney bank At least it has a Liverpool

My dog managed to get a kidney stone into its ejaculatory duct It must come to pass