Kurt Cobain Jokes

Did you know Kurt Cobain had really bad dandruff? They found his Head & Shoulders behind the sofa.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling

Why was Kurt Cobain so depressed at age 13? He was having a midlife crisis.

Justin Bieber has said, "I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me." By a curious co-incidence, Kurt Cobain, contacted in a seance, said, "I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation, so I killed myself."

I love open-minded people. Like JFK and Kurt Cobain.

I love open-minded people Like JFK or Kurt Cobain

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain? The wall behind him.

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts? With a mop.

What do Kurt Cobain and Michelangelo have in common? They both used their brains to paint a ceiling

What's the difference between Kurt Cobain and Harriet Tubman? Harriet Tubman was a heroine to slaves.

What was Kurt Cobain's favorite seat? Shotgun

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house? ...the guy likes his power chords too much.

What color were Kurt Cobain’s eyes? One eye blue this way, One eye blue that way.

Did you know Kurt Cobain had dandruff? They found his Head & Shoulders behind the couch.

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff? A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Kurt Cobain called from 1991 He said we’re all stupid and contagious

What do Kurt Cobain and Flint, Michigan have in common? They both overdosed on lead.

Kurt Cobain had really bad dandruff The night he died they found his head and shoulders behind the couch.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They used their brains to paint the ceiling

I don't think Kurt Cobain had any second thoughts regarding his suicide It was a no-brainer to him.

What do Kurt Cobain and Michael Angelo have in common? They both used their brains to paint ceilings.

How did everyone know Kurt Cobain had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders behind the couch.

What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.

TIL Kurt Cobain didn't have a license. He preferred riding shotgun

Did you know Kurt Cobain constantly criticized other musicians and bands? He was always shooting his mouth off.

My friend wants to look more like Kurt Cobain. I'm getting him a shotgun for Christmas.

What do Pink Floyd, Kurt Cobain and Princess Diana all have in common? ....all of their last hits were the wall

I like to think of Kurt Cobain as the ‘Michelangelo’ of Rock Although he had a different approach to painting ceilings.

Why Can't You Tell Kurt Cobain a Secret? Because he's always shooting his mouth off.

What do Kurt Cobain and Leonardo DaVinci have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released? The safety.

Breaking News! Kurt Cobain's final project revealed! The results blew his mind.

Kurt Cobain tried to learn a new instrument... He chose the shotgun, but it just went in one ear and out the other.

What do Nine Inch Nails and Kurt Cobain have in common? Head like a hole

TIL: Rock band Saliva wrote a tribute song in memory of Kurt Cobain Click Click Boom

Whenever I throw something instead of saying "Kobe" I've started saying "Kurt Cobain" Because unlike Kobe, Kurt Cobain never missed a shot

What does Kurt Cobain and Jeffery Epstein have in common? Neither of them killed themselves

What's Kurt Cobain's favorite alcoholic beverage? He likes some shots!

What was a very *mind blowing* celebrity death Kurt cobains suicide