Hilarious Lol Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Lol Jokes

Why are circumsized penises so popular among Jewish girls? They love anything that's 15% off

Just a joke lol

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What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie? Professor +

I'm sorry. lol.

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What did the gamer say when his girlfriend asked what World of Warcraft and League of Legends were? "Wow, lol"

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Today I got a girlfriend I wish I could post this in another subreddit.

Edit: Obligatory "omg so many upvotes/wow RIP my inbox lol/thanks for the gold."

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I always knock on the front door of my fridge ... Just in case there is a salad dressing .

This was horrible lol

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13: “I’m the number everybody hates”. 666: “No way, I am the number everybody hates”. 2020: “lol”.

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if you added the letters S and E to the X files it would be the X-ES Files. haha excess files. way too many files lol

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You play World of Warcraft AND Leage of Legends? Wow, lol.

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What does it look like when someone is drowning? lol

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What does someone drowning look like? lol

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What’s the absolute value of zero? lol

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Everyday I tell the wife I’m gonna do a few miles around the neighborhood for exercise. And I never do lol. It’s a running joke I have

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My band is called 999 megabytes. We don't have any gigs. lol

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My bank has a new feature where they'll text you your bank balance. I think it's pretty cool. I just don't think they should end the text with "LOL", though.

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What does a drowning person looks like lol

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Hey Prof, what can I do to improve my grade? Prof: um... it's May

Me: LOL, sorry, what MAY I do to improve my grade?

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What do you call a webpage that helps your eyes feel better? A site for sore eyes!

My dad made this up and wanted me to post it lol

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I made $60.25 sucking dicks last night Dude 2: lol, who gave you the quarter?

Dude 1 : they all did.

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Ellen Pao is actually right and we should respect her decisions ^jk ^lol

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my psychiatrist just diagnosed me with schizophrenia.. was really worried until i remembered i dont have a psychiatrist lol

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The absolute value of 0 is no laughing matter lol

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How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? Lol they can't change anything

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My Uncle was fired for sleeping with one of his patients... The worst part is that he's a veterinarian.

Lol just kidding, he's a pediatrician.

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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? BECAUSE There was no chemistry.
LOL

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A neutron walks into a bar... A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

k ill leave bye lol

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How funny are jokes about communism? Equally as funny as any other joke.

Lol just spent the last 3 hours kinda piecing this together, hope someone likes it.

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Where do horses go when they get sick? The horse-pital.

Lol, just joking they get shot.

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Did you know that protons have mass ? Lol i din't even knew they were catholic

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You play League of Legends AND World of Warcraft?? Wow, Lol.

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There are people out there who don't know what World of Warcraft and League of Legends are WoW, LoL

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Wanna hear a funny word? Re-accommodate. lol

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Knock knock... (You say who's there)

The old switcher...

(Lol say that out loud)

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Joke for LoL, Dota2, and smite players. Why are Jewish junglers the worst? They always die at the first camp.

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What did the assassin say when his co-worker got the promotion? I would've killed for that position lol

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Asian people are such bad drivers that I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident Lol

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What did the breakfast burrito say when it was being eaten for lunch? Hey I'm not a LUNCH burrito!

(courtesy of a 7 year old lol sorry)

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Cop: put you hands in the air! Me: lol
Cop: don't f\*kin laugh
Me: \^but.. that's me with my hands in the air\^
Cop: oh ok
Me: So can you really arrest people by text message?

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I’ll be your CAM girl... I’ll store your C at night and release it in the morning

(Sorry for this terrible terrible science joke that no one’s gonna understand lol. But at least it isn’t a repost, 100% from my brain while studying ecology)

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German sausages are the wurst lol

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I am in a stuttering class We have very long conversations...

Edit: I'm a stutterer and I'm ok with it. Lol

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New Lol Jokes

So, in one of his songs, Adam Levine says, "My heart's a stereo". Okay, I can picture it.

But then in another song, he says, "I am a payphone".

Now, hold on.

What? Have you ever seen a payphone with a stereo inside it?

Which is it, Mr. Levine?

I mean, WTF here? LOL!

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What do you call it when Quentin Terrantino gets the virus and has to go in a Quarantine? Quarantino LOL

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Doctor: Hey check out this Instagram post! Patient: I am literally dying right now

Doctor: Lol ikr that is so me!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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Lol funny 😆 🤣😂🤣😂 1: have you met mama?
2: who’s mama?
1: wait, I messed up, I meant to say “have you met joe?”
2: wait, what?
1: joe mama

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Joke Of The Day 09/26 lol ::: Joke Of The Day :::
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink.

No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theater. 😅

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Homeless friends aweful joke Rabbit " what do Mormons and tweakers have in common?"

"Hm?"

Rabbit "They're always on mountain bikes and always on a mission"

Pretty sure its original atleast.
Lol made me laugh, -had to be there maybe-

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I saw my ex the other day and she told me she was wet... I was like “yeah me too”

Rain sucks lol

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I am a joke don't look at me You looked lol

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What do you get when you cross a street lamp and a bad comedian? u/TheJenkinsComic

^^^(sorry buddy I had to do it, LOL)

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I always try to make jokes while talking to people but it always just results in a lol in the conversation.

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Calculus is seriously aking an effect on my life lol looks like absolute value of 0 to me now.

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A dota2 player and a LoL player walk into a pub... The Dota2 player says "Dota2 is an objectively better game." The LoL player can't deny.

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Where do horses go when they get sick? The horse-pital

Lol jk they get shot

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whats the difference between a lol player and a bucket of salt? the bucket

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Games like LoL show an increasing fervor towards Hitler's political party It's proven that this type of games encourage the average consumer to act in a NaCl way.

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I'm not really into guys with money, I just want someone to make me laugh. So does that make me a... Lol-Digger?

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So one day Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Lol, Just kidding.

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The fire truck game Boy : let's play the fire truck game.
Girl : how do we play?
Boy : I run my fingers up your leg and you say " Redlight" when you want me to stop.
Girl : okay.

(Few seconds later)
Girl: redlight
Boy : fire truck don't stop for red lights.

LOL

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I play LoL and a guy says dota is better I can't deny.

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What do you call a camel with three humps Pregnant!

My 6 year old daughter caught us off guard with this one tonight lol

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I told a friend's he has a gaming addiction All he said was "LoL WoW"

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