Hilarious Mars Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Mars Jokes

Why did Elon Musk choose SpaceX to land on mars? Because if he chose SpaceY he’d land on 14 year old boys.

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Why are there no cats on mars? Because curiosity killed them

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Why are there no cats on Mars? Curiosity.

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Yo momma is so fat ... She took a jump in the pool, they found water on Mars.

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They found a cat on mars... A live cat was found roaming the surface of Mars. Scientists planned to have the Mars Rover capture the animal to study it but unfortunately while attempting to capture the feline, Curiosity killed the cat.

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Mars: I'm wet... NASA: I'm coming!

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Where are Muslims going to pray when they go to Mars? Elon's Mosque

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Mars and NASA Mars: Come over

NASA: You're 33.9 million miles away

Mars: I'm wet

NASA: I'm coming over

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News has just come in that The Mars Rover has discovered a member of the feline species while exploring. Unfortunately, Curiosity killed the cat.

Edit: this is /u/Onetap1's joke, credit goes to him

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Did you know they tested the Mars rover against animal attacks? They had to switch to dogs because Curiosity killed the cat.

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"We Do Not Have A Child Slave Colony On Mars." They are free to leave the dome whenever they wish.

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Scientists have discovered a planet populated entirely by robots. They call it Mars.

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If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, where are all the other genders from? They were pulled out Uranus!

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"We found life on Mars, . . . Unfortunately Curiosity killed the cat."

-NASA

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I'm such a bad golfer, they should send me to Mars. I'm guaranteed to find water.

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If Bruno Mars married Venus Williams on Earth, do you think they'd have a Sun? Only if they planet.

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Why there are no cats on Mars? Because Curiosity killed the cat.

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Why are there no living cats on Mars? Because curiosity killed them all.

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Mars: I’m wet. NASA: I’m coming over.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on Mars?? Great food, horrible atmosphere.

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Good news: cat found on mars Bad news: curiosity killed the cat

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When Muslims go to mars, where will they pray? Elon’s Mosque

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Why can't cats survive on Mars, even with spacesuits? Because Curiosity will kill them.

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Why Are There No Cats On Mars? because Curiosity killed the cat

(im just bored in a lecture)

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I heard they found water on Mars... I bet California is pretty jealous.

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NASA Scientists say its possible to live on Mars. Bullshit, I tried it and now I'm 15Kg heavier and diabetic

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NASA has received reports of a rover on Mars murdering a feline creature Curiosity killed the cat.

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Why did curiosity kill the cat? It didn't expect to see a cat on mars.

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Freddy Mercury, Venus Williams Williams Bruno Mars all happened to walk into the same bar. But they didn't planet that way.

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'Houston, we have a problem. What?

'Nothing.

What's the problem?

'Never-mind.

Please tell us.

'I'm fine.

*first woman on Mars*

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Why isn't Bruno Mars named Bruno Snickers? Because he doesn't have the nuts.

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Why is it not a good idea to send cats to Mars? Because Curiosity would kill them!

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There was indeed life on Mars, a small cat it was... until Curiosity killed it.

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NASA should tell the US government they found oil on Mars And then watch the funding skyrocket

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Hey, did you hear about the dead cat on mars? Curiosity killed it.

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There was life on mars... Until Curiosity killed the cat.

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Why did Kevin Spacey go to Mars? To molest more young boys

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What makes it impossible for cats to live on Mars? Curiosity

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How far is Mars from Earth? A few CVS receipts away

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New Mars Jokes

Mars and NASA we’re having a conversation Mars: Come here

NASA: No way, you’re 33.9 million miles away

Mars: Guess what? I’m wet!

NASA: Stay put. We’ll be right over

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Why is Mars afraid of Jupiter? Because Jupiter Saturn Uranus...

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Someone asked Kano from Mortal Kombat how to get to the Mars -I Kano tell you, he said.

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How does NASA check if there is life on mars? They go there and see if “local girls in your area dying to meet you” ad pops up.

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In 1970 they said that in 30 years we'd be vacationing on the moon. It's 2018 and instead we're talking about vacationing on Mars some day.

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With the recent announcement of microbial life found on Mars... We're finding out how gullible people can be.

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In 100 years what will be the only difference between mars and Wyoming? ...Mars will be habitable

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Why are the Mighty Mice from Mars? Because Curiosity killed the cats.

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Say what you will about Elon Musk but with his plans to bring people to Mars, no one is a more creative serial killer.

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The US Government will be very supportive of NASA's efforts to put humans on Mars. The only thing NASA has to do is declare war on Mars!

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Chocolate, icecream, cookies, mars bars, doritos, popcorn, milky ways, kit kats and lays! i wrote this joke to reach a wider audience.

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What is an Astronaught's favourite cheese? Mars-capone.

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NASA says they've found organic material on Mars... ...but they're probably just putting 'organic ' on the label so they can mark up the prices by 200%

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What does Mars smell like? Elon's Musk.

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We've sent multiple rovers too mars but mars hasn't sent any back. It's about time we play red rover with another planet

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Why does Earth bully Mars? Because it has no life.

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Why was the delinquent astronaut sleep deprived all the way to Mars? He was waiting for night to go to sleep.

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First woman on mars. Houston we have a problem...OK what is it? If you don't know already I am not going to tell you. You wouldn't understand.

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People keep joking that they'd rather live on mars because of the election. Last I checked, mars is a _red_ state...

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Yo momma's so fat She did a cannonball, and water was found on Mars.

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So it turns out Mars has water. Unlike California.

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Curiosity got sent to mars as punishment. As punishment for killing Schrödinger's cat.

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