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"You're the bomb, no you're the bomb" A compliment in the United States, an argument in the Middle East.
Why don't men in the Middle East smoke weed? Only women get stoned.
What's the difference between American girls and Middle Eastern girls? American girls get stoned BEFORE they commit adultery.
My father complained "I've been using a dating app, but I'm only meeting Middle Eastern men." Dad, you're using Uber.
"You're the bomb"
A compliment in USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women? American women get stoned before they commit adultery..
I felt a rush of culture shock wash over me as I walked through a middle eastern market It was bazaar
Me- "Do you know in middle east most of married girls can't even vote on Facebook opinion poll".
Friend- "That's not true, there is no such law anywhere in middle east".
Me- "Yeah, but you need to be above 13 to use Facebook".
Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common? Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.
I had some bad middle eastern food yesterday I just felafel afterwards.
Why is there no walmarts in the middle east? Because there are targets on every single corner.
What's the most popular pub in the Middle East? The Allahu ak-Bar
The difference.
“You da bomb!”
“No, you da bomb!”
In America – a compliment. In the Middle East – an argument.
What do they call spiders in the Middle East? Iraqnids
What do you call cheap apartments in the Middle East? Low rents of Arabia.
Donald trump is placing a ban on telecommunications from the middle east... It's called the teleban
I told a good drone joke in arabic It went over american's heads, but it killed in the middle east
Apparently they're making a Middle Eastern version of 'The Flintstones'... ...and while Dubai doesn't like it, Abu Dhabi do.
What does an american teenager and a middle eastern feminist have in common? They're both getting stoned.
Could you imagine a market in the Middle East? Because that would be bazaar
Apparently my attempt at recreating authentic Middle Eastern recipes gave everyone food poisoning... I falafel.
I heard that ' Call of Duty' has a different name in the Middle East. They call it "The Sims".
"You da bomb!” “No, you da bomb!”
In America – a compliment.
In the Middle East – an argument
I knew a guy that was selling exploding prayer rugs in the middle east He told me prophets were going through the roof
Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east? Because there's a Target on every corner
What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East? No, YOU the bomb.
For some reason I'm only afraid of Middle Eastern spiders... It's O.K. though. My doctor says it's normal to be Iraqnaphobic.
How did the guy feel when he knocked over the Middle Eastern food stand? He falafel.
Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east? Because there's Targets around every corner.
Jokes are sort of like Middle Eastern policies. Some are decent, but it's really the execution that counts.
What do you call a lumberjack from the middle east? Osama Bin Loggin
How did I escape from the Middle East? Iran.
I run a backpack store in the middle east. Sales are great but I've never had any returning customers.
What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?
"You da bomb"
"No, you da bomb!"
Under President Trump, ISIS continues to spread across Middle East as a fine red mist.
What’s the difference between a Middle Eastern preschool and an ISIS training camp? I have no idea, I just fly the drone
“You da bomb!” “No, you da bomb!” In America – a compliment. In the Middle East – an argument.
Why do you never want to call a middle eastern man with a turban a Muslim? Because they are Sikh and tired of it!
"You're the bomb!"
“No, you're the bomb!”
In America – a compliment.
In the Middle East – an argument.
Wanna know how I got to the Middle East? Iran.
The English Phrase "having a blast" means having lots of fun Except if you live in the middle east
The phrase "Having a blast" means having lots of fun and laugh Except in the middle east
After the middle eastern people met obama, they were soon tired and bored. He kept droning on.
What do you get when you cross a feline, a pirate and a middle eastern country? Qatar
Awards for highest rated movie and tvshow in the Middle east
Movie: When Harry kidnapped Sally
TV show: How I purchased your mother
Trump sends troops home from the Middle East Due to fear of corona virus infections
A Middle Eastern kid once try to greet me in English Halal
I bought some pudding in the Middle East. Snack Pakistan
I was thinking about getting a blue fish from the middle east But I dont think they have turk-kois
Why did the Middle Eastern kid stand up on the table and smoke a joint? He was trying to establish a high-iraqi
What do you call an honest middle eastern business man? Asif.
What do you call a professional basketball player from the middle east? Ball Qaeda
My grandma sometimes lays out sunflower seeds so birds will come and eat them Instead, some Middle Eastern guys showed up and made themselves comfortable with their shisha.
That weird middle eastern guy insisted on giving me a ride home Iran
Where do Middle Eastern cuisines buy the supplies for thejr Garlic Paste? Al-mers
What do you call a witch from the Middle East? A sand witch
Did you hear about the Middle Eastern chef who died while working on his cookbook? It will be released post-hummus....
Hey, have you been keeping up with the war in the middle east? Yemen.
Which is the most popular Apple product in the middle East? iSis
Dark humor is basically like Drone Strikes... They are directed toward Africa and The Middle East.
What do you call a white man living in the middle east? Pakistanley
A friend was talking to me about investing in property in the Middle East
"Dubai?" I asked.
"No, I can't afford it yet", he replied.
Why don't flock of seagulls tour the Middle East? Because Iran so far away.
The moment USA used drones in middle east They were spawn killing the terrorists
Match the middle eastern country to its sworn enemy...
- Bahrain
- Lebanon
- Qatar
- United Arab Emirates
- Egypt
- Syria
- Jordan
- Iran
- Iraq
- Saudi Arabia
- Algeria
- Morocco
- Yemen
- Oman
- Kuwait
1. Israel
Where do Middle Easterners hide their spare keys? In Kuwait, because it's under Iraq.
Whats the difference between Indians and Middle Eastern people? Indians are responsible for 7/11 not 9/11
A student is taking private tutoring lessons on the middle east. The tutor asks if the student has any more questions, to which the student replied... "Iran out of questions"
What do you call a middle eastern cracker? A sultine!
“You’re the bomb.” “No you’re the bomb.” A compliment in the West, an argument in the Middle East.
I hate that whenever people talk about the Middle East, they compliment themselves. We get it. You raq. Move on.
What do you call an idiotic smooch in the Middle East? A Damascus
Why was the middle eastern woman unemployed? Cuz she quit hijab.
What would you call a bloodsucking insect that is part of a middle eastern religion? A mosque-ito!
Just in from the Middle East
Media reports that people in Dubai wouldn't understand the
humor in the "Flintstones" but, I know for a fact that
people in Abu Dhabi do.
Roll call in the Middle East
Teacher: Asghar?
Asghar: Here!
Teacher:Hassan?
Hassan: Present!
Teacher: Rahal?
Rahal: A present, count to four!
Teacher: Don't you mean 'present and accounted for'?
Rahal: No. Count to two.
Teacher: What do you- BOOM!
What game do kids play in the Middle East? Jihad and seek!
My friend from the middle east was telling me his story about how he left his home country. The story is rather short , all he said was... Iran away.
Trump is banning telephone calls to and from the middle east I can't believe our president created the teleban!
What is the most popular tv show in the middle east? Dora the Exploder
If we have "titty" bars in the US... ... do they have "facie" bars in the Middle East?
I called a suicide line in the Middle East To which they answered "Recruiters! How can I help you?"
My friend said he didn't know there was a war going on in the middle east... He must have been living under *Iraq*
The price of lamb has gone up in the Middle East It's now $5.00 per hour.
What's the best part about being middle eastern ? For the price of a one way trip to a western country you get a roundtrip ticket.
Regarding the war on terror
Fighting it in the Middle East seems a little crazy. I would've started with our nation's haunted houses.
*credit Norm Macdonald. Or at least one of his interns.
What's a joke that was funny in early America, but is even more hilarious in the present day middle east?
"Women's rights"
*^ba-dum ^ching*
Da Bomb
Guy 1: You da bomb
Guy 2: No, you da bomb
In America: a compliment. In the Middle East: an argument
How do drug dealers get punished by Islamic-Extremist Terrorist in the Middle East? They get stoned.
What did the Middle Eastern sheepherder say when he was asked what animal he was herding Islam
Trump wants to cut funding for birth control, renegotiate trade deals, and stop the wars in the Middle East. It seems pulling out is his solution for everything.
I've got a good middle eastern joke Isreali funny.
Did u hear about the two million people that died in the Middle East? It's awful, 2 milllion dead. Everyone is helping out though. The Aussies are sending loads of beef, New Zealand is sending sheep and London is sending Muslims.
A middle eastern man walks into a southeast American bar...
and says to the bartender, "Hello, I am Amarrah Kaan."
The bartender says, "No you ain't."
What do they call Call Of Duty in the middle east? Tuesday
"You're the bomb!" No, you're the bomb!"
A compliment in America but an argument in the Middle East
Too soon?
What is the Middle East's most favourite band? Qu'ran Qu'ran
I had to return those books on Middle Eastern agricultural products. They were past the Dubai dates.
I ran into isis in the middle east... Iran
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