Middle Eastern Jokes

What's the difference between American girls and Middle Eastern girls? American girls get stoned BEFORE they commit adultery.

My father complained "I've been using a dating app, but I'm only meeting Middle Eastern men." Dad, you're using Uber.

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women? American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

I felt a rush of culture shock wash over me as I walked through a middle eastern market It was bazaar

Apparently they're making a Middle Eastern version of 'The Flintstones'... ...and while Dubai doesn't like it, Abu Dhabi do.

What does an american teenager and a middle eastern feminist have in common? They're both getting stoned.

Apparently my attempt at recreating authentic Middle Eastern recipes gave everyone food poisoning... I falafel.

For some reason I'm only afraid of Middle Eastern spiders... It's O.K. though. My doctor says it's normal to be Iraqnaphobic.

How did the guy feel when he knocked over the Middle Eastern food stand? He falafel.

Jokes are sort of like Middle Eastern policies. Some are decent, but it's really the execution that counts.

What’s the difference between a Middle Eastern preschool and an ISIS training camp? I have no idea, I just fly the drone

Why do you never want to call a middle eastern man with a turban a Muslim? Because they are Sikh and tired of it!

What do you call a middle eastern sorceress? A sandwitch

What do you call a Middle Eastern prostitute? A hookah

This Heat is Like a Middle Eastern Dictator... This Heat is Like a Middle Eastern Dictator. It's oppressive, you can't get away from it, and I'm pretty sure we can blame the U.S. for it.

That weird middle eastern guy insisted on giving me a ride home Iran

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch? I ate too many chickpeas, now I falafel.

I recently switched to an all Middle Eastern diet and can't say I recommend it I falafel.

I traded my blowup doll in for a middle eastern version.. It blows itself up..

I made fun of my Middle Eastern friend's food the other day Now I falafel about it.

I've got a good middle eastern joke Isreali funny.

Have you ever taken a class on Middle Eastern history? Israeli hard.

What do you call a frightened Middle Eastern man? A scarab.

I'm planning to open a Norwegian/Middle Eastern fast-food restaurant. It's called The Valhallah Snakbar.

What do middle eastern people say when they feel hungover? I falafel.

What do you call someone who is attracted to Middle Easterns? A Hummusexual.

Match the middle eastern country to its sworn enemy... - Bahrain
- Lebanon
- Qatar
- United Arab Emirates
- Egypt
- Syria
- Jordan
- Iran
- Iraq
- Saudi Arabia
- Algeria
- Morocco
- Yemen
- Oman
- Kuwait

1. Israel

Why did the man vomit after eating Middle Eastern food? It made his stomach falafel.

What do you call a middle eastern Elvis Presley impersonator? Amal Shookup

What's the best part about being middle eastern ? For the price of a one way trip to a western country you get a roundtrip ticket.

Whats the difference between Indians and Middle Eastern people? Indians are responsible for 7/11 not 9/11

I had to return those books on Middle Eastern agricultural products. They were past the Dubai dates.

Did you hear about the Middle Eastern chef who died while working on his cookbook? It will be released post-hummus....

Where do Middle Eastern cuisines buy the supplies for thejr Garlic Paste? Al-mers

Why did the Middle Eastern kid stand up on the table and smoke a joint? He was trying to establish a high-iraqi

My grandma sometimes lays out sunflower seeds so birds will come and eat them Instead, some Middle Eastern guys showed up and made themselves comfortable with their shisha.

What did the Middle Eastern sheepherder say when he was asked what animal he was herding Islam

What would you call a bloodsucking insect that is part of a middle eastern religion? A mosque-ito!

Why was the middle eastern woman unemployed? Cuz she quit hijab.