Mime Jokes

"Son you're just not cut out to be a mime." "Is it something I said?"

"Yes."

Did you hear about the mime that hung himself at the Trump rally? He's fine -- fake noose.

"Son, I don't think you're cut out to be a mime." "Was it something I said?" Asks the son.

"Yes."

Ive just been molested by a group of mime artists... They did unspeakable things to me.

"Son, you're just not cut out to be a mime" "Was it something I said?"

"Yes"

If I was invisible for a day... I'd kick a mime artist to death.

Why was the mime arrested? He committed an unspeakable crime

Last night I played a blank tape at full volume. The mime next door went nuts.

“Son I don’t think you’re cut out to be a mime” Son: “Why was it something I said?”

Dad: “Yes.”

Every year, hundreds of kids are shipped off to mime school... ...never to be heard from again.

"Hello I'd like to register for mime classes" "Ah, say no more"

I was molested by a mime. He did unspeakable acts on me.

“Son, I don’t think that your cut out to be a mime” Son: “Why, was it something I said?”

Dad: “Yes”

Once I got kicked out of a library for being a mime. Because actions speak louder than words

I was captured and tortured by an mime He did unspeakable things to me

I got expelled from mime school. It must have been something I said.

Last night I played a blank cassette tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

Did you hear about the Mime Murders? It was an unspeakable horror

If I was invisible for a day... I would find a mime artist and kick him to death

Invisible My friend just said to me, "If you became invisible, what would you do first?"

I said, "I'd go to Paris, find a performing street mime and beat him to death; the round of applause he'd get would be astounding."

Every year, kids are being shipped off to mime school... Never to be heard from again.

Well my friend was raped by a troupe of mime artists... They did unspeakable things to her.

Did you hear about the mime that hung himself at the Trump Rally? He's fine. It was just Fake Noose.

If I was invisible for the day I’d kick a mime to death

A mime was arrested after getting into a bar fight and breaking his left arm. He still has the right to remain silent.

A mime fell down a well and couldn't call for help. His larynx was crushed during the fall.

My old best friend ran off years ago to pursue his dream of becoming a mime... I haven't heard from him since.

A friend of mine was sexually assaulted by a gang of mime artists last night... They did unspeakable things to him.

Every year hundreds of kids are shipped off to mime school… …never to be heard from again…

I got expelled from mime school Not sure why but it might have been something I said

I was attacked by a group of mime artists on my way home tonight. They did unspeakable things to me.

Police issued a warning of an escape criminal who is a mime The police also said that the criminal have done unspeakable things

Why was the mime arrested? All I can say is that they committed an unspeakable crime.

I played a blank CD full blast on repeat all night last night. The mime next door went nuts!

If a mime went jihadi and did a suicide bombing... Would it be an unspeakable act of terrorism?

How does a mime walk around? Goes without saying.

My friend said he was going to become a mime I haven't heard from him in a while

What does mime use to cut to cut bread? A charaded knife.

My girlfriend said that me being a mime was too much, and she was leaving But I couldn't bring myself to say anything

Why does it smell so bad when a mime has a stroke? Because it's Silent But Deadly